In the Lanternfly War, Some Take the Bug’s Side

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When Lee Weiss, 31, sees a spotted lanternfly — an invasive pest so voracious that it is the target of several officially-sanctioned smash-on-sight campaigns — he acts swiftly.
He scoops each crimson creature up. Then he carefully hides it from any would-be assassins.
Mr. Weiss is among an emerging group of conscientious objectors to the open-season on the insect. Their reasons differ: Some are vegans who find killing even pests wrong. Others doubt the threat lanternflies pose or have been repulsed by the glee surrounding lanternfly annihilation. Some people are faced with a flurry of lanternflies, despite years of dedicated squishing, and have just given up.
Still another few think lanternflies are too cute to kill.
The gray-and-red-winged planthopper from China first showed up in Pennsylvania in 2014. It has since swarmed across at least 11 states including New York, growing as an agricultural threat, particularly to grape harvests and fruit trees, according to the United States Department of Agriculture. Several studies on the encroaching invasion have projected that lanternflies could do upwards of hundreds of millions of dollars of damage.

While the infestation rages on the East Coast, scientific models have predicted that the bugs could spread across the country, reaching California’s wine country by the next decade.

To fight back, state and local officials in infested areas have enlisted their constituents in an anti-lanternfly militia. Authorities in battlegrounds such as New York, New Jersey and in particular, Pennsylvania, the insects’ apparent ground zero, have framed the campaign against the creature as an act of civic duty.
Calls to action to civilians to stamp out the invaders— literally — have been enthusiastically met; in New York, Brooklyn summer campers engage in lanternfly hunts and the state park preserve on Staten Island hosted a squishathon in 2021. Last year, a New Jersey woman threw a lanternfly-crushing pub crawl; one Pennsylvania man developed an app that tracks users’ kills called Squishr.
Mr. Weiss, a former instructor of Buddhist philosophy who lives in Philadelphia, has not crushed a single lanternfly. “It’s phrased in almost moral terms,” said Mr. Weiss, of the rallying cries gathering the forces aligned against lanternflies. The Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture runs a hotline to report the bugs at 1-888-4BADFLY, and asks people to “Kill it! Squash it, smash it … just get rid of it,” on its website.
Holding up a picture of a spotted lanternfly like a wanted poster, New York State Senator Chuck Schumer stood at a news conference near Central Park earlier this month, calling for more federal funds to be used to fight the scourge.

In New York, officials first spotted the lanternfly on Staten Island in 2020. Since then, it has proliferated, Mr. Schumer said, warning that leafy spots from Central Park to Long Island’s wineries to the farms of Upstate were at risk. The New York State Department of Agriculture and Markets has put out a hit and asked the public to report any sightings of the bug or to dispatch them.

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Jody Smith, 33, poses at Union Square in Manhattan, Aug. 17, 2022. The software developer is made uncomfortable by the state-sanction campaign against lanternflies.

Jody Smith, 33, a software developer, so far has declined. Mr. Smith is vegan, yet not an absolutist: he will exterminate cockroaches in his apartment in Manhattan’s Union Square, he said. But the state-endorsed bloodlust when it comes to lanternflies, and the sense that they are disposable, makes him uncomfortable.
“If someone was like, ‘Oh, we have to kill all the Pomeranians, people might feel a lot differently about it,” Mr. Smith said.
A spokesman for Senator Schumer, Angelo Roefaro, encouraged New Yorkers to keep on smashing; he would not entertain misgivings like Mr. Smith’s. “Individuals who feel that way can report them to New York State — or look away.”

Those tasked with protecting agriculture say sympathy for the lanternfly is misguided. “We can understand the hesitancy to kill the spotted lanternfly, which appear colorful and harmless,” Chris Logue, director of plant industry for the New York State Department of Agriculture and Markets, said in an email. “However, the damage this invasive species can do in harming important crops and impacting our food system is real.”
She added: “We just can’t take the chance.”
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals offered a less than full-throated defense of the lanternfly. The advocacy group did advise people, however, to carefully consider their actions if it involves “killing any living being, no matter how small or unfamiliar,” said Catie Cryar, a PETA spokeswoman.

“Any issue involving animals and nature needs to be carefully examined to ensure that any drastic action taken is chosen because it is the least harmful one, that it will not ultimately cause more harm than good,” Ms. Cryar said in an email.

Despite her distaste for the lanternfly, Karen Charles, 31, has gone out of her way to avoid harming them. Ms. Charles, a YouTube content creator from Parlin, in Central New Jersey, was playing with her two-year-old daughter atop a playground slide when she found her way down the ladder blocked by two lanternflies. “It was go down this slide or kill these bugs, and I don’t want to stomp on them,” she said.
Stopping her was a mix of fear and pity, she said. “They’re creepy, I hate them, but feel a little bad for them — and for me,” said Ms. Charles. She ended up squeezing down the slide alongside her daughter.
Aware that their opinions are unpopular, those championing lanternflies often do so in secret. Catherine Bonner, 22, a Temple University student in Philadelphia, shares her lanternfly sympathies — how the red spots on their faces look like they are wearing blush — only with close friends.

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Catherine Bonner, 22, outside her home in Media, Pennsylvania on Aug. 17, 2022. The Temple University student keeps her warm feelings for lanternflies mostly to herself and the New York Times.

The bugs “didn’t ask to be invasive, they are just living their own life,” Ms. Bonner said. “I would be bummed if I suddenly started existing somewhere I wasn’t supposed to exist and everyone started killing me for it.”
Yet even an ardent fan (Ms. Bonner likes to hold them and take them for rides in her palm) is ambivalent about her advocacy. “I feel like I am evil saying this because I know they are so bad for the environment,” she added.

Lanternfly defenders argue that the widespread and costly destruction the bugs are supposedly capable of has not fully materialized. Lanternflies, for example, do not appear able to kill mature hardwoods, as initially feared. But Shannon Powers, a spokeswoman for the Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture, said they are not to be underestimated. Some vineyards in southeast Pennsylvania, she said, have lost over 90 percent of their crops to the insects.

“Vineyards looked like they had been burned to the ground,” Ms. Powers said.
And just how effective all the smashing is remains a question. Despite multiyear pro-squash campaigns, the bugs seem almost unchecked, and their numbers have grown. A 2021 study by researchers at Lafayette College, in Easton Penn., indicated that eradication efforts focusing on the insect’s ability to reproduce are among those most likely to make a dent.
Anne Johnson, a Ph.D. student in the department of entomology at Pennsylvania State University who studies lanternflies, recommends traps, or scraping off the grayish masses of eggs they seem to lay on any surface they can find.
“I don’t like killing insects, I love them,” she said. “But the spotted lantern flies being here is our responsibility. It is up to us to fix it.”
 
NO BUG IS ILLEGAL!

These soy golems are only letting in invasive species because they haven't yet found hostile alien xenomorphs to let in first.
 
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Dude shoots his own argument in the foot. This soyboy doesn't want the widdle innocent insects to die but when cockroaches inconvenience him, they got to go.
 
Everyone in this sounds like a massive soyfaggot who gets high on their own farts of being "morally superior".

Christ, even through photos just exhumes smug holier then thou
 
These people should be crushed with rocks in the town square. I'd love to whip like a five-pound solid piece of granite into that soy-looking faggot's face.
 
I lived in ground zero for those little shits; anyone who DOESN'T think they should be killed on sight is fucked in the head. They kill crops, get everywhere, and are ugly as fuck.
Wish I had that picture saved of them absolutely covering the siding of my house; just to illustrate how fucking prolific and ugly they are
 
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Jody Smith, 33, poses at Union Square in Manhattan, Aug. 17, 2022. The software developer is made uncomfortable by the state-sanction campaign against lanternflies.

ahahahahaha

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Catherine Bonner, 22, outside her home in Media, Pennsylvania on Aug. 17, 2022. The Temple University student keeps her warm feelings for lanternflies mostly to herself and the New York Times.
The Temple University student keeps her warm feelings for lanternflies mostly to herself and the New York Times.
The Temple University student keeps her warm feelings for lanternflies mostly to herself and the New York Times.
The Temple University student keeps her warm feelings for lanternflies mostly to herself and the New York Times.

HAHAHAHAHA

Calls to action to civilians to stamp out the invaders— literally — have been enthusiastically met; in New York, Brooklyn summer campers engage in lanternfly hunts and the state park preserve on Staten Island hosted a squishathon in 2021. Last year, a New Jersey woman threw a lanternfly-crushing pub crawl; one Pennsylvania man developed an app that tracks users’ kills called Squishr. Mr. Weiss, a former instructor of Buddhist philosophy who lives in Philadelphia, has not crushed a single lanternfly.

Squishr. fucking Squishr. a phone app for tracking bug kills called Squishr. is this article serious or making fun of everyone it mentions? it's honestly hard to tell

every day we stray further from God
 
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this dude's profile shot is absolutely amazing. hey man, we're gonna put your picture in the fuckin New York Times so could you show up tomorrow wearing your best shitty wrinkled pink shirt that looks like it's been at the bottom of the laundry hamper for three years, and those faggy boy shorts you've had since high school that you never grew out of. we're gonna tell the world you work a vaguely high-income job so they'll wonder whether your cost of living is really so smothering that you haven't been able to buy clothes for over ten years, or if you dress that way intentionally because you think it looks good. but make sure you also wear your crispiest, clunkiest watch to really show off how bony your lanky little wrist is. New York fucking owns
 
What convinces people to be so defensive about exterminating lanternflies? Its not like they are being killed to the point of extinction, its just a particular invasive species group.

Oh wait, they look cute or aesthetically pleasing don't they.
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And just how effective all the smashing is remains a question. Despite multiyear pro-squash campaigns, the bugs seem almost unchecked, and their numbers have grown. A 2021 study by researchers at Lafayette College, in Easton Penn., indicated that eradication efforts focusing on the insect’s ability to reproduce are among those most likely to make a dent.
They didn't think to look at the research into mosquito eradication tactics before? If I were in charge of eradicating an invasive species, looking at how to hamper their reproduction would be my first port of call.
 
Oh wait, they look cute or aesthetically pleasing don't they.

Precisely. One faggot in the article even speaks about how he's happy to kill Cockroaches, but draws the line at Lanternbugs (With the cope that it's due to a distaste of the "bloodlust" and "the sense that they're [thought of as] disposable" to try and make this stance less pathetic). Feels over Reals.
 
Precisely. One faggot in the article even speaks about how he's happy to kill Cockroaches, but draws the line at Lanternbugs (With the cope that it's due to a distaste of the "bloodlust" and "the sense that they're [thought of as] disposable" to try and make this stance less pathetic). Feels over Reals.
Humans would willingly let themselves get killed in the most gruesome way ever conceived if the thing doing the killing looked cute. The qualities that are seen as "adorable" are the ones that will get some to lower their guard to what should be an obvious threat.
 
I wish I lived there so I could employ bums to kill lantern flies and deposit them on her doorstep like a personal bum army (the soy boy doesnt look like hes doing it for anything other than the lezbot jewish pweenciss that wouldnt fuck him anyway). or crows. I'm pretty sure you could train crows cheaper
 
I lived in ground zero for those little shits; anyone who DOESN'T think they should be killed on sight is fucked in the head. They kill crops, get everywhere, and are ugly as fuck.
a good propaganda campaign would fix that problem realy fast...
 
Dude shoots his own argument in the foot. This soyboy doesn't want the widdle innocent insects to die but when cockroaches inconvenience him, they got to go.

Cockroaches are nature's cleaning service. It's just that in cities they become a problem because of all the trash and the hordes of trashy people who can't even be bothered to wash a dish or run a vacuum. They're attracted to human dwellings because we have walls to hide in and crumbs to snatch. Just like mice. Even if you hate them you have to remember that they are just trying to survive.

I lived in ground zero for those little shits; anyone who DOESN'T think they should be killed on sight is fucked in the head. They kill crops, get everywhere, and are ugly as fuck.
Wish I had that picture saved of them absolutely covering the siding of my house; just to illustrate how fucking prolific and ugly they are

I don't see as many as I used to and I noticed they are a bit darker? Maybe it has to do with their age or sex. But I barely see the spots now. I did wonder if the ones that were brighter and had more spots died first because they are more noticeable. Few people notice a generic brown bug unless it's bothering them somehow. I just started seeing them now. So maybe they are just really young.

It's likely too late to do anything. We will have to learn to live with them because bugs multiply like well, bugs and any insane spraying could harm native species or poison birds.
 
Cockroaches are nature's cleaning service. It's just that in cities they become a problem because of all the trash and the hordes of trashy people who can't even be bothered to wash a dish or run a vacuum. They're attracted to human dwellings because we have walls to hide in and crumbs to snatch. Just like mice. Even if you hate them you have to remember that they are just trying to survive.



I don't see as many as I used to and I noticed they are a bit darker? Maybe it has to do with their age or sex. But I barely see the spots now. I did wonder if the ones that were brighter and had more spots died first because they are more noticeable. Few people notice a generic brown bug unless it's bothering them somehow. I just started seeing them now. So maybe they are just really young.

It's likely too late to do anything. We will have to learn to live with them because bugs multiply like well, bugs and any insane spraying could harm native species or poison birds.
Glory to the humble cockroach, death to the foreign invader lanternfly.
 
Just wait until theres a swam of locusts descending on california and eating everything in sight and they still insist on writing articles like this to defend said locusts while expecting everyone else to bail them out
 
My local news site has been spitting out a few articles on how New Yorkers should absolutely kill these things on sight with no questions asked.

When even the news is saying to fuck these things up, you know for a fact that they are bad.
 
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