IMPORTANT THREAD ABOUT PENIS's

[The Luigi Player]

I wash my penis on a daily basis, and so does @Kamen Rider Faiz

He told me to publicly state this.

p.s. this is my 6th dick I chopped off and re-planted

 

[IKOL]

This thread will get renamed into "micro-penis comfort zone", I call it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Ya mum likes my penis

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Only true chads use the superior method of regrowing their penises on lab mice.

 

[draggs]

I do admit being outdone by a wahmen in the beard area would be intolerable

 

[JethroTullamore]

I never wash my penis. Ever.

That’s how you become gay, you wash out the straight.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Do I wash my penis before or after taking off my foreskin? Or can I leave it on?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Do I wash my penis before or after taking off my foreskin? Or can I leave it on?

Foreskin?
What the fuck is “foreskin?”
Are you some kind of alien? Do you have alien junk?

 

[Rommelbutt]

Foreskin?
What the fuck is “foreskin?”
Are you some kind of alien? Do you have alien junk?

It was already on it when I got my penis. But I can unscrew it like a bottle cap. Isn't that how a penis is supposed to be?