Imagine eating this good - Also Nicholas J. Fuentes and his orbiters' fashion choices.

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Null said:
He blames this on his parents. There's a clip of him talking about how his mom and dad didn't teach him how to cook so now he just eats shit.
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Its not brain surgery, you read the instructions on the package and bung it in oven/on pan for that long. If you're feeling adventurous put some herbs and spices on to add flavour.

I've been doing this since I was 18 and my parents didn't teach me how
 
Null said:
He blames this on his parents. There's a clip of him talking about how his mom and dad didn't teach him how to cook so now he just eats shit.
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Seeing how his followers have a hard time using a text box to search videos, I bet the interface of Google looks like an enigma to him.
 
Exceptionally Exceptional said:
Cooking isn't even hard. Ya a lazy fuck? Just get a 10 pound box of frozen burger patties and a bag of frozen fries. The most time consuming part of that is baking the fries.

Bake a chicken breast, boil some rice, steam some veg in the microwave. Half hour total.

Seriously, I've known actual low functioning autists who figured it out. Nick has no excuse.
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That schizo who is in love with Leaf can apparently cook and he's genuinely incompetent and can't function well. This child has no excuse

High Tea said:
Nick hasn't figured out a benefit of finding a girl is they can cook for you, but that icky vagina would get in the way.

Nick says he's ballin. He could get take out from a high class restaurant but chooses McDonald's instead.
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We all know he's never going to get a girl so that's why I said he should learn how to cook for himself.
 
Kung Pow Cream said:
We all know he's never going to get a girl so that's why I said he should learn how to cook for himself.
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It has nothing to do with sex. If you don't know how to cook for yourself as a human being, you are not self-sufficient. With how much the right spergs out about self-sufficiency and bootstraps you think learning how to cook would be on there for Nick. Women love that shit it will get you infinite brownie points if you cook for her on occasion.

Granted this is not Nick's MO. But I'm assuming the same thing works for gay males. People cooking for one another is romantic and maybe it would have kept Jaden around if he knew how to handle sausage on the grill as well as in bed 💔.
 
Like seriously, there's a million things you can do with basic bitch ramen noodles. Chop up some meat and veggies, crack an egg in there if you're feeling adventurous (really it's not hard to get the egg to poach). I did it countless times during the lockdown and yet this is too much effort for the Mexican Hitler 2, 3, and 4
 
Meiwaku said:
If you don't know how to cook for yourself as a human being, you are not self-sufficient.
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Yes, that's why I compared him to PreciousLeaf. He's terminally insane and incompetent and apparently he can cook. He has no excuse.

The only reason I said "He's never going to get a woman so he should learn how to cook" is because many guys let their female partners or relatives cook for them. This is retarded and is the easy way out. If Nick didn't vomit at the sight of a vagina or uncovered breast, he would totally be a guy like that because he's a manchild that needs an adult to hold the wee babby's hand. However, he's not that therefore he should learn how to cook.
 
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Kung Pow Cream said:
Yes, that's why I compared him to PreciousLeaf. He's terminally insane and incompetent and apparently he can cook. He has no excuse.

The only reason I said "He's never going to get a woman so he should learn how to cook" is because many guys let their female partners or relatives cook for them. This is retarded and is the easy way out. If Nick didn't vomit at the sight of a vagina or uncovered breast, he would totally be a guy like that because he's a manchild that needs an adult to hold the wee babby's hand. However, he's not that therefore he should learn how to cook.
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He could have talked a girl into anal sex when he wasn't busy having sex for reproduction and then just gone on long AF trips with the boys and had his secret interns like all other politicians but OPTICS on spergging on how much he hates women for some reason turns off women which in turn, ends your movement.

I think the main reason you know he's not receiving anal sex right now is because eating like that isn't conducive to getting it in your ass.
 
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Meiwaku said:
He could have talked a girl into anal sex when he wasn't busy having sex for reproduction and then just gone on long AF trips with the boys and had his secret interns like all other politicians but OPTICS on spergging on how much he hates women for some reason turns off women which in turn, ends your movement.

I think the main reason you know he's not receiving anal sex right now is because eating like that isn't conducive to getting it in your ass.
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There is no way Mr. Nicholas "All women are pedophiles." "Rape allegations should be only between the person and the victim" "2 hour shower taker" "I make fun of cancer when my mom has cancer" "Extremely avoidant when women hit on me" Fuentes would ever want to have sex with a woman. He reeks of a sexual assault victim.

When he manages to slip his penis into a woman and not have a panic attack, I'll applaud him myself.
 
Kung Pow Cream said:
There is no way Mr. Nicholas "All women are pedophiles." "Rape allegations should be only between the person and the victim" "2 hour shower taker" "I make fun of cancer when my mom has cancer" "Extremely avoidant when women hit on me" Fuentes would ever want to have sex with a woman. He reeks of a sexual assault victim.

When he manages to slip his penis into a woman and not have a panic attack, I'll applaud him myself.
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If he can stand next to a woman without losing his shit or talk to one in the same room I will give him a standing ovation. Honestly, I've always said he was a sexual assault victim likely as a child. Dear Feeder disagrees but I've seen enough male CSA victims in my research to know one when I see one. It happened to him pre-pubescent or was very early in his puberty.
Male CSA victims either "UwU mommy" or act like Nick. He's no different from the women who were diddled as a child and now refuse to be with men even if they're attracted to them. That irrational hatred that could only be stemmed by being abused he wears worse than his shitty pedo moustache. I'm sure it was only compounded upon with his own parental complexes. Which also leads back to cooking and self-sufficiency. He tries intentionally to repulse women and eating shitty food like that is one way to do it. It's a huge turn off to see someone who eats so poorly because it means they don't take care of themselves. Women who like men think if the man can't care for himself, how can he care for me?

While he could get someone who wanted to be a fuckmommy for him if he really wanted to and lazy (there are still women dumb enough to doormat for him) I think he would be harder pressed to find a catboy manslave to wait on him hand and footfetish who would cook/ clean/ intern bussy for him in anything more than for an hour+ of sexual roleplay.

His food choices are basically a giant indicator of his mentals. He doesn't take care of himself and when he hits his inevitable 30s testosterone drop his "little tum tum" will become a proper gunt. Also he is balding and his abhorent diet is not helping keep his youthful zoom zoom glow no cap fr fr.
 
Return of the Freaker said:
Like seriously, there's a million things you can do with basic bitch ramen noodles. Chop up some meat and veggies, crack an egg in there if you're feeling adventurous (really it's not hard to get the egg to poach). I did it countless times during the lockdown and yet this is too much effort for the Mexican Hitler 2, 3, and 4
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Hitler night have not been a master chef, but he was good at cooking one thing.
Nick can't even bake his own cookies.
 
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Nobody on the Farms is as autistic as Nicki, so they didn't notice what he's upset about.

You see, a burger has a rounder, softer top bun and a flat, firmer bottom bun. A proper McDonalds quarter pounder (and he only gets multiple Quarter Pounders with cheese, not a double because he prefers the bread-meat-cheese ratio of a QP) is bottom-patty-cheese-top. As you can see, this is clearly a defective top-patty-cheese-bottom burger. Truly unforgivable.
 
Chiridion said:
Nobody on the Farms is as autistic as Nicki, so they didn't notice what he's upset about.

You see, a burger has a rounder, softer top bun and a flat, firmer bottom bun. A proper McDonalds quarter pounder (and he only gets multiple Quarter Pounders with cheese, not a double because he prefers the bread-meat-cheese ratio of a QP) is bottom-patty-cheese-top. As you can see, this is clearly a defective top-patty-cheese-bottom burger. Truly unforgivable.
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Thank you for actually describing this because I honestly had no idea what was wrong with it other than a grown man going full Karen on Twitter over fast food.
 
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