I'm running for president - #EpicFailMan4POTUS #FartParty

[Epic Fail Man]

This is it, I'm running as the sole member of the Fart Party.

I'm running to stop the secret sea war of orcas and whale-like species against humans. Wake up they've already revolted. We should stop eating the other intelligent life forms squid and octopussies and form an alliance with them to gain dominance over the seas.

Please ask me any questions if you have any. I'm sure my position would be popular among conservative ecologists and Neo-buddhist fascist voters. If you are still unsure please vote for me and the Fart Party anyway.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I forgot to mention that I will be running my presidential campaign on Reddit Karma. So if you want contribute, reddit karma stickers would help, especially the autism one.

Also, I need to mention that all my opponents can be defeated with negative reddit karma.

 

[Vingle]

I vote for you, if you hate niggers.

 

[Night Crawler]

I know no one would ever vote for me. My only hope is to become so rich I can build up an army of mercenaries and take power by force. That's not likely to happen either. So, I guess I will just never be president. Sucks man.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Legalize rape please and thank you

 

[SIGSEGV]

canadians can't be president lol

 

[SNU]

In order to become the next president you have to do Roman salutes and let pedos groom your followers. Also refer to yourself as Hitler 2,3 and 4. It's the only way to have a successful political movement