I'm new here. where do i start?

[EcoLibertarian]

I've been on 4chan for a few years and someone mentioned this forum. how exactly does this all work? how do i participate in a way that the community would deem appropriate? any tips for a newcomer?

 

[Orion Balls]

Lurk, lurk, lurk. See those guidelines in green in every community? They are for your benefit. Welcome to the Farms!

 

[EcoLibertarian]

Lurk, lurk, lurk. See those guidelines in green in every community? They are for your benefit. Welcome to the Farms!

i've noticed people get castrated often for "double posting" or for making small mistakes. what things should i avoid saying or doing?

 

[BOONES]

Wow wtf a newcomer who's actually self aware? You I like. Lurk alot.

Heres a tip to get you started. Hat sticker= Pointless Anger towards someone or something.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Dont act like you're better than the cows we mock
Treat this place like a zoo (dont feed or interact with the cows, just observe from a distance and enjoy)

 

[Orion Balls]

i've noticed people get castrated often for "double posting" or for making small mistakes. what things should i avoid saying or doing?

One thing: starting a general thread that already exists is a always a good way to get people on your back.
E- Yes the search function does kind of suck. Also, avoid chat.

 

[j666]

log out and never come back newfag

 

[EcoLibertarian]

Wow wtf a newcomer who's actually self aware? You I like. Lurk alot.

Heres a tip to get you started. Hat sticker= Pointless Anger towards someone or something.

good to know... and yes, i'm very self aware.. knowing that the wrath of jannies is around the corner frightens me. however, i feel better, knowing they do it for free.

One thing: starting a general thread that already exists is a always a good way to get people on your back.
E- Yes the search function does kind of suck. Also, avoid chat.

good to know.

log out and never come back newfag

will do

Dont act like you're better than the cows we mock
Treat this place like a zoo (dont feed or interact with the cows, just observe from a distance and enjoy)

what's the best method for finding cows?

I hear reddit is hurting for users. You should start there.

Back to voat faggot

 

[BOONES]

good to know... and yes, i'm very self aware.. knowing that the wrath of jannies is around the corner frightens me. however, i feel better, knowing they do it for free.

Theres only like 2 fatass for free jannies. Luckily, they're low tier mods.

 

[Drive-by punster]

I hear reddit is hurting for users. You should start there.

Edit: oh, don't be a fucking baby.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I invited you to the boy pussy conversation, after you read all 220 pages of it you will be done lurking and ready to start posting

 

[SIGSEGV]

If you have to ask, then you shouldn't be posting at all.

 

[NerdShamer]

Post nudes.









































You'll make friends faster.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Edit: oh, don't be a fucking baby.

@EcoLibertarian already using ratings as a (counter-)trolling technique. Fast learner.

 

[EcoLibertarian]

If you have to ask, then you shouldn't be posting at all.

how does one participate if one can never know the purpose of a board?

@EcoLibertarian already using ratings as a (counter-)trolling technique. Fast learner.

i like the specificity of some of these reactions.

I invited you to the boy pussy conversation, after you read all 220 pages of it you will be done lurking and ready to start posting

thanks, i look forward to it.

 

[SIGSEGV]

how does one participate if one can never know the purpose of a board?

You have two options:
1: be a mega autist capable of rapid assimilation into online communities with little to no lurking required
2: lurk moar
Since the first option is clearly unavailable to a beta male such as yourself, lurk moar.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

I've been on 4chan for a few years and someone mentioned this forum. how exactly does this all work? how do i participate in a way that the community would deem appropriate? any tips for a newcomer?

I dunno - maybe start by finding (a) cow(s) who amuse(s) you and read their thread(s) starting from the top?

Also - lurk moar.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

Well you were on 4chan, so you should have plenty of wojaks and frog pictures ready to go. Be sure to use them to mock other users. When posting phone screencaps, be sure to post the full sized image instead of the thumbnail so we can see it. If a janny hassles you, make sure to PM the admin and make a thread in Forum Discussion outlining your grievances.

 

[BOONES]

i like the specificity of some of these reactions.

My favorite would have to be the puzzle piece.

 

[NerdShamer]

I dunno - maybe start by finding (a) cow(s) who amuse(s) you and read their thread(s) starting from the top?

Also - lurk moar.

And post your nudes in the Beauty Parlor forum.