I'M MOVING!!!!! - 07/09/20

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I can't imagine Kentucky having a lot of apartments- or even houses- to rent since it's not a major university state. So she might be hard-pressed to find something so soon. And for all the paperwork to be done in a week. Poor planning-lynn at best.

There are a lot of larger cities in Kentucky. Not everywhere is like bumfuck Monticello. University of Kentucky is in Lexington and well known for their basketball team. Amberlynn most likely wouldn't be able to afford rent for a place in Lexington unless she rented an absolute shithole apartment in the ghetto for 650+ a month which is probably more than what she was paying for an entire house in Monticello. She is better off renting a trailer from mom and pop. Anyone questioning whether AL, her mom, and Necky can fit into a trailer should turn on any episode of My 600 pound life.
 
Sorry if this is retarded, but I've never been in a trailer before so I guess I don't really understand a typical layout. Wouldn't she be too cramped in a trailer? Doesn't she absolutely need the space a house (or even an apartment) provides?
Some trailer houses are actually pretty spacious and are nice, especially if you know how to landscape around them, you can have a wrap around porch, pool, garden etc. The only give away that if it's a trailer is that trailer houses tend to have a certain shape that can be spotted pretty quickly. I would be more concerned that our gorl would fall through the floor.
 
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Haven't watched it yet but I'm glad that they are moving. I've always thought that house was a neat with it's giant basement and it derserved better than Albert, Thumby, The Muppet, and Gary Bussey.
 
For a moment, when I read that title, I thought this particular whale had managed to unbeach itself to start an exercise regiment involving a treadmill that can handle her weight.

Almost feels like this whole moving thing is just her doing her best to elaborately distract herself in the few days left before they slice her open.
 
I hope when Amber says, 'we told the landlord..' she means all 4 of them. I know she didn't go and tell the landlord anything without getting the okay from the guys? Then, the landlord's obvious reaction of getting someone else in there asap, so that rent is secured, made it so that everyone had to scramble faster and move up any time lines they had thought out. How does she not know to find a place, first, THEN notify the landlord, so you both have time to prepare for the move. That's like telling your boss you're looking for a new job, before you land one. The place you pick when you're running out of time and out of options is likely to be a lot different than if you have time to look around and weigh your options. If they all did it, it's sad that 4 adults didn't know better.
 
I hope when Amber says, 'we told the landlord..' she means all 4 of them. I know she didn't go and tell the landlord anything without getting the okay from the guys? Then, the landlord's obvious reaction of getting someone else in there asap, so that rent is secured, made it so that everyone had to scramble faster and move up any time lines they had thought out. How does she not know to find a place, first, THEN notify the landlord, so you both have time to prepare for the move. That's like telling your boss you're looking for a new job, before you land one. The place you pick when you're running out of time and out of options is likely to be a lot different than if you have time to look around and weigh your options. If they all did it, it's sad that 4 adults didn't know better.

Who knows what happened - Amberlynn is obviously not going to be honest about it and I am surprised that we didnt get an update from Eric - it is not something you need to keep quiet - it all sounds really iffy
 
The landlord knows Amber will die of cancer so he kicked her out because he doesn't want the value of his house go down because of Hamber's 600+ lb carcass
 
There could be the possibility the cancer is a lie. Anytime something happens to those around Amber, she has to have some sort of crisis as well. It could be Ricky and Eric told her they were moving, could have thrown Amber into a panic and she started the cancer crisis to either buy her and Thumb time, get the landlord to rent her and Thumb the house or just for sympathy. She has a history of this behavior.
 
Almost feels like this whole moving thing is just her doing her best to elaborately distract herself in the few days left before they slice her open.
I really feel like Amber has WILD depressive/manic swings. A few months ago she went from bawling her eyes out about COVID to launching Curvy Calories and Tik-Tok and a whole new 'journey.' [Which ended days later, spectacularly].

And now she's come through the boo-hoos from her "cancer diagnosis," and it seems like she's swung into a grand manic 'gonna move and change my life' phase.

Also, since Amber lied so easily about Eric and Ricky moving out in her Q&A, it's not without merit that I believe she and Becky are *not* going to be living together in this new home for long. It feels like Amber and Mama are about to start a whole new post-surgery life journey together, and Becky is going to quickly be overwhelmed and tired and sick of Amber's shit. Literally.

I wouldn't blame Becky at all for leaving. Being a girlfriend to a fat angry bitch that you have to drive around is one thing....but full-time steppin' and fetchin' and nursing and whipping ass for an immobile whale _ ALONE _ is quite another.
 
I would give anything to be a pincherbug on the wall while they are packing. Amber and Kristine are probably sitting in chairs in whatever room Becky is packing, while Becky sweats in a snapback while shoving shit into trash bags. I picture amber wanting to keep the 200 board games they have instead of donating them somewhere and sending pics of her torrid tarps to Dana.

Whenever amber is talking shes lying and its so annoying that she is the head spokesperson for everyone in that home and telling the tale of how this all came to be. Obviously Becky and ricky wont speak up, but id love for Eric to tell his side because I don't believe her fat mouth.
 
I really feel like Amber has WILD depressive/manic swings. A few months ago she went from bawling her eyes out about COVID to launching Curvy Calories and Tik-Tok and a whole new 'journey.' [Which ended days later, spectacularly].

And now she's come through the boo-hoos from her "cancer diagnosis," and it seems like she's swung into a grand manic 'gonna move and change my life' phase.

Also, since Amber lied so easily about Eric and Ricky moving out in her Q&A, it's not without merit that I believe she and Becky are *not* going to be living together in this new home for long. It feels like Amber and Mama are about to start a whole new post-surgery life journey together, and Becky is going to quickly be overwhelmed and tired and sick of Amber's shit. Literally.

I wouldn't blame Becky at all for leaving. Being a girlfriend to a fat angry bitch that you have to drive around is one thing....but full-time steppin' and fetchin' and nursing and whipping ass for an immobile whale _ ALONE _ is quite another.

There was a lot of 'I' and 'me' instead of we - I do not know how the got a lease with no guaranteed income and no history of a guaranteed income - and if the new landlord googled her name I think they would have been startled - I have to wonder if it was Mamalynn that got the lease as she has a work history and has can get a landlords reference, a social worker/probation officer guarantee etc
 
There was a lot of 'I' and 'me' instead of we - I do not know how the got a lease with no guaranteed income and no history of a guaranteed income - and if the new landlord googled her name I think they would have been startled - I have to wonder if it was Mamalynn that got the lease as she has a work history and has can get a landlords reference, a social worker/probation officer guarantee etc
If the landlord found this site i bet they'd sign up to bitch about the fat whale
 
"and it seems like she's swung into a grand manic 'gonna move and change my life' phase."

Havent seen here this jazzed up since her Optavia euphoria.
 
The boys must have been desperate to get away if they're willing to move house during a pandemic. They've been MIA for a while now, which makes me think that they found a new place a while ago and either couldn't get the landlord to transfer the lease to A&B, or don't really give a fuck about whether they have somewhere to go. If they were getting evicted or the landlord was planning to sell the property, A&B would have had the same amount of time as E&R to organize their move, but the boys' stuff has been absent for quite some time while A&B are just now starting to pack their belongings.
I seriously doubt Amber was willing to buy or has bought a house in Kentucky, which is a place she hates, just to be closer to Becky's family, who openly hate her. She doesn't give a fuck about what Becky wants and is the one with the money.

This obviously isn't something A&B planned/wanted. I wonder if Amber will ditch Becky to move in with momma dearest, now that her butler conveniently packed her bags for her.
 
How much can Becky lift being a morbidly obese monster herself in 100+ degree heat? They have to be getting help from someone that's not a 250+ lb hambeast.
 
How much can Becky lift being a morbidly obese monster herself in 100+ degree heat? They have to be getting help from someone that's not a 250+ lb hambeast.
Anyone who has been in the south of the U.S. knows that these folks are generous with their time and helps their friends and family with no hesitation. Becky or Norma just needs to make a couple of phone calls and the Williams clan would get 2-3 pickup trucks and enough people to move them easily. A nice BBQ or pizza and beers would finish the day.
 
Good afternoon, dudegorls, I missed my early farms fix thanks to work. Fucking work, interfering with my shitposting time.

Then why did she email 'everyone' 2 days ago saying she needed to somewhere to move into right away?

Why would you choose to move house in the middle of a pandemic when you are afraid to even step outside of your house?

Big Al would never move by choice (not unless she'd landed her next caretaker). The boys are the leaseholders, they tell the landlord they're going, Big Al/Becky fills out the app to take over the lease, neither of them has anything at all that says they are creditworthy, landlord says no, the boys' lease is up on the 31st, and here we are: Becky doing all the packing while Big Al wades into the comments of her video to "work" and MermaMeth steps out 18 times an hour to smoke. I think the Becky era is coming to a close.

I hope when Amber says, 'we told the landlord..' she means all 4 of them. I know she didn't go and tell the landlord anything without getting the okay from the guys? Then, the landlord's obvious reaction of getting someone else in there asap, so that rent is secured, made it so that everyone had to scramble faster and move up any time lines they had thought out. How does she not know to find a place, first, THEN notify the landlord, so you both have time to prepare for the move. That's like telling your boss you're looking for a new job, before you land one. The place you pick when you're running out of time and out of options is likely to be a lot different than if you have time to look around and weigh your options. If they all did it, it's sad that 4 adults didn't know better.

Nah, the boys are the ones on the lease, Big Al and Becky don't have anything to say one way or the other about the lease. And Ricky may be an idiot sometimes, but he's not stupid enough to leave his name on a lease and just let Big Al silently take it over. The boys have been out for awhile, because they did the adult, responsible thing: moved their shit, then told the landlord. Imagine Big Al, being the lazy bitch she is, would have preferred to stay, and maybe filled out an application to take over the lease. But since she's a blank slate, credit-wise, the landlord said no ("our application got turned down") and told all of them to vacate by the 31st, which would be either the end of the current lease period, or, if month to month, the last day of the current month. I'd love to hear what Eric and Ricky have to say on it, because I don't believe any of the lying words coming out of that hole in her face.


The boys must have been desperate to get away if they're willing to move house during a pandemic. They've been MIA for a while now, which makes me think that they found a new place a while ago and either couldn't get the landlord to transfer the lease to A&B, or don't really give a fuck about whether they have somewhere to go.

My money's on the latter. Ricky can't stand Big Al, so why should he care? Eric would probably have more empathy for Becky, since she's his friend, but Becky chose Big Al. So there you go.
 
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