I'M MOVING!!!!! - 07/09/20

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Maybe Amber will turn the page on her old life, embrace minimalism, lose all the weight, and become the dainty queen trapped within her self-made prison.

OR

She can sit 24/7 in her new recliner hopped up on pain pills and McNuggies while MamaLynn chainsmokes outside and Becky makes a binge run.
 
One thing that's worse than coming home to find your morbidly obese roommate bleeding profusely from the crotch is finding that your morbidly obese roommate finally croaked in your house. The fags probably decided to jump ship to avoid seeing the inevitable endgame.
 
Well this is an interesting development (but also not surprising). I hope we get to see at least some of the new place they're moving to, if not a house tour (lmao a gorl can wish). I'd like to think Eric will come out and spill all the tea but I also don't see him doing that because I think/guess he's still friends with Becky so he wouldn't want to do anything that could possibly put her under the bus. Unless Becky and Amber break up, then I guess it can all come out. I'm very interested to see what comes next and how she does in surgery.
 
Moving days before surgery? And she's just in sooo much paaaiin all the tiiiime because cancer? What a perfect excuse to make everyone around her (Becky) do absolutely everything. Packing, moving, and driving her to the hospital and bringing her home comforts on demand in recovery. And when Al gets home after that she'll be recliner-bound, so all the unpacking and furniture moving will be left to anyone but herself as well, while also demanding to be fed and wiped. Color me shocked.

The real drama will start when Amber backs out of the surgery and still claims to be in so much pain that she just couldn't possibly do any heavy lifting.
 
Goddamn, the day I'm most busy, I miss a lot... yet nothing at all! How does Amber manage to do that?

Well, I have nothing to really add that hasn't been said, but I must say, I'm kind of disappointed my last Eric & Rickie theory was off. I assumed maybe they shot fireworks out of each other's butts & were stuck in the ICU. That would've been more exciting. I just hope Eric is useful, for once, & the spills the tea we've all been waiting for!

I'm also a little sad it's the end of the fag shanty, but now Amber's got a whole new place to wreak havoc & bleed upon!
 
Years from now Monticello residents will tell stories about the horrors of the fag house.

"Don't ya go near dat house Jimbo. That thare's the queer house."
 
These will be the twilight years of amber's life, the sun will set on her sitting in an atrociously decorated crappy rental while rarity and wasabi gnaw at her cold feet.
 
Lunete said:
Years from now Monticello residents will tell stories about the horrors of the fag house.

"Don't ya go near dat house Jimbo. That thare's the queer house."
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"It's haunted by the spirits of all the chickens that was killed to feed the lardtard that used to live there. They say for two years she spewed blood like Ol Faithful."
 
Wyzzerd said:
Calling it now. If she moves there will be multiple "lost item hauls" videos full of crap she forgot about and suddenly "found" while watching the butler unload the boxes. They will suck and make the brave gorls who recap them suicidal. (:_(
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They will be filmed in her bed. Where she will stay until the very end.
 
kebab4you said:
Who tells their landlord that they are moving before you actually have found a place? No shit the person is going to be proactive and find new renters ASAP, even if it means before you have found a place.

Also, she said they have no furnitures, is all that crap in that house the boys' stuff?
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If you count a dirty floor mattress as furniture then yeah they’ve got it lol

honestly it seemed like Becky had stuff in the basement like I believe it was set up like a bedroom with couches. Maybe thats hers.

They are mostly going to be moving junk purchases from the dollar store, makeup, cheap jewelry, bath and body works stuff and a SHIT ton of clothes. And I bet they don’t donate or give anything away. Even if they do, it won’t even be 1% of the crap they’ve accumulated since ALR intruded. She would rather kill her self hauling it to her next place than reduce the hoard.
 
This is clearly a last minute move - everything went to pot mid-May after a few days of heavy drinking

Eric and Ricki went to stay with Eric's sister (during a pandemic) - Ummm

At no time did Amber mention moving out in the last few months (vague references to 'so much is happening' does not count) - Ummm

She is moving the same week as having major, life threatening surgery (during a pandemic) Ummm

The landlord says that he has found buyers already (during a pandemic) and gave them a month but Amber emailed all the landlords just two days ago and is moving two days later (during a pandemic) - Ummm

There are a lot of 'Ummm's' around this 'situation' and they are not from Amber having an orgasm over fried chicken
 
do we know where beck’s family lives? i don’t think it’s in monticello, otherwise they’d stay in town.. and AL said they’ll be farther from the hospital... Alpha, KY maybe? Albany?
 
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