I'M DRUNK - which snacks should I eat next

[Billy Bob Dick]

I have

• Nacho cheese Bugles
• potat chips
• cashews
• cookies
• Poppycock (also cashews)
• cheese curds

quickly now, I haven't got all day

and/or night

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Cashews and potat chips

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I got some nuts and poopycock you can munch on.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I got some nuts and poopycock you can munch on.

of course you do

 

[YWNBAM]

Cookies!!!

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Oh man it's been so long since I've had poppycock, I want some but I don't know if my teeth can take it. I wouldn't choose it for you since picking popcorn skins and caramel out of you teeth while drunk is a pain in the poppycock.
I'd go with the bugles since you can wear them like little claws and pretend to be some sorta z list xmen.

 

[DankSmoker]

Why not make a snack mix with all of it, you just need to crumble the cookies.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Hi DRUNK, I'm Dad

 

[ForgedBlades]

Poppycock is based. Essential grandmacore snack in the best way.

 

[OrionBalls]

Well, you probably aren't drunk anymore, but savory followed by sweet is the way to have a snack feast. Now, you should probably have some tylenol and water.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cashews are the king of snacks

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cheese curds. Start with the basics, salt and dairy, then hit them with potato and more salt...classic combo. Buffalo wings and blue cheese would be optimal at this point but the perfect is the enemy of the good.

Then put the cashews on top of the cookies for dessert.

 

[Ventrue]

I would have said cookies. Sorry Billy, I wasn't quick enough.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

cashews are the king of snacks

I can't deny those fuckers are delicious. The salted ones are especially enjoyable when drinking.

 

[SandyCat]

Mix them all into one bowl

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

thank you all for your kind responses

Toji Suzuhara​

wins because I actually did eat some potato chips upon reading their recommendation

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I can't deny those fuckers are delicious. The salted ones are especially enjoyable when drinking.

only girls eat unsalted cashews