Culture I’m a world champion pea thrower - My current record is 44 metres – there’s definitely a special technique

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Graham Butterworth
Fri 29 Dec 2023 05.00 EST

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‘It’s not the most serious of sports’: Graham Butterworth at his allotment. Photograph: Peter Flude/The Guardian

I’m the eldest of four kids from Portsmouth, and, growing up, we’d all fight for our father’s attention by trying to impress him in our endeavours, whether that was playing sports or singing. That competitive nature stayed with me – I’ve always enjoyed boxing and rugby, and when I joined the Royal Naval Reserve, I took part in a field gun competition, racing with antique guns through a number of obstacles.

That’s where I met my friend Ginge, who holds the record for the fastest climb of every peak in Africa. He co-founded the Edgar Evans Club in 2015 for ex-service personnel to take part in eccentric events in sleepy towns across the UK and raise money for local charities. Perhaps the weirdest was the Elver Eating World Championships in Gloucestershire – the eels were cooked with butter and garlic, and were actually quite tasty. I came second, but I wanted to win, so I told Ginge I should compete in something more suited to my skills.

He suggested the World Pea Throwing Championships, which are held in a pub in Lewes, East Sussex – no one knows exactly when they began, but some say about 40 years ago. “With your boxing skills and the size of your limbs, you should be good at that,” Ginge said. So in 2015, when I was 33, I began researching how to get small objects to travel a long way, and how much velocity you can generate if you throw them. I practised with a ball bearing, as it could travel further than anything else I tried.

The competition takes place in a narrow cobbled street outside the pub, lined with pea spotters stood side by side for about 40 metres holding tape measures. There were around 30 to 40 competitors from all over the world: Welsh, Scottish, Irish, South African, German and Dutch. We each had to pick a pea from a glass. The landlady looked bemused as I took my time picking the one I wanted to throw, choosing a perfectly round pea.

It’s about velocity and generating power quickly. I’m 6ft 3in with bloody long arms, so I’ve got an unfair advantage

The only rule is not to step beyond the throwing line. We had to beat the record of 26 metres. I was a bit nervous – Ginge had put pressure on me to win after I’d come second in the elver-eating championships.

Each competitor gets three attempts. My first throw came in at 24 metres, with my second at 26 metres. My third ended up being the winning throw, which came in at 28.6 metres. With that, I’d won the world championships, and came away with the infamous plaster of paris trophy – a gold hand holding a pea.

To my mind, if you throw a javelin, it’s very different from throwing a shot put, which is very different from skimming a stone. So there’s definitely a special technique to throwing peas – though I prefer to keep mine to myself as I want to win again. But it’s ultimately all about delivering the best velocity, having long limbs and generating a lot of power from your arm as quickly as possible. Because I’m 6ft 3in, with bloody long arms, I’ve got an unfair advantage. Cricketers, golfers, boxers and anyone who plays racket sports would do very well in pea throwing because it’s all about how quickly you can move your hand.

It’s not the most serious of sports, but winning felt like a minor achievement. I celebrated with a couple of pints of bitter. I now live by the maxim: “Give peas a chance.”

Two years later, after training a lot, I went to defend my title and was joined by an ex-navy mate who’s also a boxer. I thought he might beat me, but I was at an advantage in terms of having longer limbs to generate the power to throw. My second throw was the current pea-throwing record at 44 metres, which still stands today. I haven’t been able to attend the event since, but I fully intend to go back to win my third title.

I’ve also tried out other quirky competitions, like welly throwing, which I was terrible at. There’s a gravy-wrestling championship up north that I want to try. I love the element of theatre and playing to an audience while making a spectacle of myself – I just like the attention, really. But these things are always worth trying – you might go back home with a world championship under your belt, and that’s always a great story to tell over a pint.

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Before anyone asks what "Elvers" are they are Juvenile Eels returning to rivers to live there lives in a reverse Salmon spawning event, the UK has the best Eel population in Europe because we unfucked our rivers very fast - unlike what a lot of the Environmental protestors would have you believe Anglers where the driving force (an often times the only force) in doing this an did it with there own Money, and Effort and it's allowed for a lot of restoration of other natural environments as well, including Water adjacent species of birds and animals plus the aquatic life like fresh water muscles, native crayfish and other species and we are starting to get the Zander problem under control as well despite the efforts of certain environmental groups to stop it (Zander are a non native species that has no natural predators in the UK an are voracious predators, the "Environmentalists" who opposed it where basically idiots an Peta / Peta aligned groups who got ignored for a change).

Also I like these guys, they are doing good an having fun we need more people to do this sort of thing.
 
and we are starting to get the Zander problem under control as well despite the efforts of certain environmental groups to stop it (Zander are a non native species that has no natural predators in the UK an are voracious predators, the "Environmentalists" who opposed it where basically idiots an Peta / Peta aligned groups who got ignored for a change).
How did the Zander's get to the UK in the first place? And why were the environmentalists opposed to the efforts of the anglers? Did they want the wildlife in the rivers of the UK to accept diversity and live with an invasive, predatory species like the Zanders?
 
Before anyone asks what "Elvers" are they are Juvenile Eels returning to rivers to live there lives in a reverse Salmon spawning event, the UK has the best Eel population in Europe because we unfucked our rivers very fast - unlike what a lot of the Environmental protestors would have you believe Anglers where the driving force (an often times the only force) in doing this an did it with there own Money, and Effort and it's allowed for a lot of restoration of other natural environments as well, including Water adjacent species of birds and animals plus the aquatic life like fresh water muscles, native crayfish and other species and we are starting to get the Zander problem under control as well despite the efforts of certain environmental groups to stop it (Zander are a non native species that has no natural predators in the UK an are voracious predators, the "Environmentalists" who opposed it where basically idiots an Peta / Peta aligned groups who got ignored for a change).

Also I like these guys, they are doing good an having fun we need more people to do this sort of thing.
This isn't surprising. The best conservationists in the US are hunters and fishermen. They actively take out invasive species and control the population for other species whose natural predators were deeply diminished.

Environmentalist groups are filled with useless idiots who don't understand or care about the actual issues their groups were made to combat. Thus why they always oppose the correct answer to these problems and replace it with a nonsensical answer (if they have one at all).
 
How did the Zander's get to the UK in the first place? And why were the environmentalists opposed to the efforts of the anglers? Did they want the wildlife in the rivers of the UK to accept diversity and live with an invasive, predatory species like the Zanders?

Two separate releases in the 70's and 80s, first one was by some idiots who got booted from a a commercial fishing lake, the second lot got released by the same cunts who released Mink into the wild, both caused immense damage, the animal rights people just oppsose the removal of "living creatures" doesnt matter how destructive they are.

This isn't surprising. The best conservationists in the US are hunters and fishermen. They actively take out invasive species and control the population for other species whose natural predators were deeply diminished.

The same happens world wide because those are the sort of people who pay attention to animals and the environment, most Environmentalists / Animal rights people are purely hypothetical and spend little to no time in the field.
 
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