If you're circumcised...

[Johnny Salami]

...when you die a Jew owns you in the afterlife

You will be buck broken

you cannot refute this

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Ok

 

[trevshoms]

I shall command a great and terrible foreskin-having army we will sail to Israel

 

[Fascist Frederick]

What if I circumcised myself?

 

[Spud]

What if I circumcised myself?

Don't be anti-semetic, get a professional Rabbi to do it for you

 

[DumbDude43]

so you are saying that all muslims are actually secretly jew slaves

 

[Herr Flick]

so you are saying that all muslims are actually secretly jew slaves

Unironically yea

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

I'll believe it if you'll test it.

 

[Shart Attack]

The only people who put any sort of thought into the theological implications of other guys' dick shapes are the Jews who really need to suck on baby dick for some reason. Does the ADL know you have an account here, rabbi?

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Unironically yea

Everyone on earth practically is. Some people more or less so.

 

[David Brown]

It's nawt true!!! Matta fact, if I had to guess, it's you who is the jew slave muthafucka!

 

[Wesley Willis]

You can engage in foreskin restoration by titty-fucking Abby Shapiro for 4 hours a day.

 

[EyeGuy]

< It don't work no more

 

[DinnerDates]

Not if I able to grow it back. The Game Dude style.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I want the world to know my CIRCUMSIZED PENIS still works