If the Death Note existed, what would you do with it?

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TroonsDid911

TroonsDid911

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Inb4 kill all trannies.

I wouldn't pull the same shit Light did, I'd be smart and do everything to hide the existence of it while simultaneously using it to assassinate politicians / political figures / select criminals in ways that would be untraceable. Also I would make every person who glorifies hormones and genital surgery on children kill themselves by shoving a glowing hot metal poker up their ass.

I wish I could say I would make the world a better place...but honestly Id just spend my days making hilarious deaths and trolling.
 
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Kira failed because the plot required for him to fail. L doesn't use logic to figure out shit he knows everything because the writer knows everything. In reality someone like light would have gotten away with it.
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It's funny because the whole Deadname thing would genuinely protect you.
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Always did wonder for people like Batman who don't consider their given name their real name which name would kill them.

Either way I'd kill every WEF spokesperson and politician then make them write TRANNIES WILL NEVER BE REAL WOMEN with their own blood. Also judges and DAs that got people like Rosenbaum only a few years in Jail
 
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Be some crazy doomsayer on /x/ ranting about how some deity I made up told me about how a bunch of people would die in a very specific way on a specific date...only I'd turn out to be right.

Then just keep repeating that until people think I'm a prophet of whatever dumb shit I decide to make into a religion.

From there I dunno...probably just periodically keep death-noting random people in oddly specific ways and predicting it to a T to keep control over people and then go bang supermodels or some shit.
 
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Stick to high-profile targets and take out one or two a day. For extra jollies have some of them publicly announce something disruptive or contradictory before they die of suddenly or assassination.
 
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Johnny Salami said:
Kira failed because the plot required for him to fail. L doesn't use logic to figure out shit he knows everything because the writer knows everything. In reality someone like light would have gotten away with it.
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this, although I felt like the writers really did their best to earn it. still, realistically, L is a nonsense character to begin with - in real life, who the fuck would ever be able to deduce that some rando is supernaturally invoking death spirits by writing in a book, lol. you could get away with that shit all day without even trying, but with even a minimal amount of effort you could do shit like "Jeff Bezos and Hillary Clinton die in murder-suicide in front of a crowd of rich and famous people at secret sex orgy" and if that shit ever made it to press, you'd be confirming about five different dark suspicions about American elite society and literally nobody would be wondering shit like "hmm I wonder if some guy orchestrated this thing from afar by summoning literal demons with his magical high school notebook"
 
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Isn’t one of the rules of the Death Note that your shinigami can just kill you if he feels like it? Probably not worth it.

But if I did have to use it I’d use it to kill terrorist leaders and poweful corrupt people. Anyone who’s elusive and/or above the law basically.
 
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Write down the names of every libtard I could find, well known or otherwise, (I would need the Eyes for this) and have them all mysteriously empty their bank accounts and dump all the cash in a random location within my reach before all mysteriously vanishing. Rinse, repeat.

Quiet, calculated, and to the world's and my benefit.
 
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