If KiwiFarms was a car?

[Rozzy]

What features would it have, how reliable would it be and would it have kill-count decals?

 

[MrTroll]

It would be a Cybertruck because it's ugly and retarded and only homosexuals use it.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

it would breakdown on the side of the road only to get pissed on by trannys then it would suddenly start working again

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Picture in OP needs more duct tape

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Lime green AMC Gremlin with a Sonichu license plate. Infamous in the backwoods streets of Arkansas and Mexico for its ability to run down hootin' hollerin' hogs. A Thwomp-faced middle manager at the local DMV has sworn to take it off the road and scrap it, but it just keeps chuggin on.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[dvnc]

It'd be running on 3 flats, with one barely working wheel. Cracked, peeling paint of some type that was popular in the early 00's, a tree air freshener that smells like hollandaise, a floor covered with unanswered emails, and a driver on the verge of middle age.

 

[Meat Target]

A '75 Yorker with slashed and patched tires; an ax though the windshield; doors covered in dried eggs and bullet holes; dicks spray-painted on the hood; held together by duct tape, chewed up paper, super glue, spite, autism, pocket change, and prayers.

And it still runs just fine.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

An R34 GTR in America: nice car, fiddly on maintenance, and banned so thoroughly you can't even register them for street legal use. Yes I am aware this state of affairs will end around 2030-ish.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The farms is a Ford Pinto with a fuel tank ejection switch- oh she breaks, almost kills ya, but hey, you still alive, now get back in nigger

 

[talk talk talk]

Late 70s Toyota Hilux with a 22R engine.

 

[skunt]

 

[Rozzy]

If KiwiFarms was a car