If I buy it off Uber Eats, can I eats it?

[Basic Blonde Boy]

This tutorial was too unfunny for me to follow, how do I know what to eats from Uber Eats?

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

I never watched Trevor Noah make non-politcal jokes before, but this commercial confirms that this guy has no comedic talent, Or at least if he once did, it's all gone now.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Even MC Jarbo did a better job advertising Uber Eats than this.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

I never watched Trevor Noah make non-politcal jokes before, but this commercial confirms that this guy has no comedic talent, Or at least if he once did, it's all gone now.

While I agree, I will cut Trevor some slack on this one as Uber seems to force this running gag into their ads.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Whoopie Goldberg, Trevor Noah, do all of the Tell-A-Vision africans have to take a Hebrew name in solidarity with the Tribe or something?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

In general you can eats it, unless you get it off the super-secret organ trafficking section of the app. I once mistook my Uber Eats spleen for my Uber Eats porterhouse steak- not a good time.

 

[Moths]

Dunno usually by the time I get it its fucking cold, not what I ordered and half eaten by the poojeets that deliver it

So my answer is no

 

[Skitarii]

Only a spoonful

 

[888Flux]

Do normoids find this funny? Nothing says a succesful marketing campaign like associating your brand name with eating soap and cat litter... Truly only the greatest minds in the advertisement industry can come up with this.

 

[Skitarii]

Do normoids find this funny? Nothing says a succesful marketing campaign like associating your brand name with eating soap and cat litter... Truly only the greatest minds in the advertisement industry can come up with this.

Uber shiiieeeeeetttzzz