If a werewolf eats chocolate what happens?

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The average wolf weighs 100 pounds and would need to eat about 70 ounces of chocolate in order to die. The average werewolf would be at least the size of an average human if not larger, so unless you feed your werewolf 4+ pounds of chocolate that werewolf would probably be okay.
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The average wolf weighs 100 pounds and would need to eat about 70 ounces of chocolate in order to die. The average werewolf would be at least the size of an average human if not larger, so unless you feed your werewolf 4+ pounds of chocolate that werewolf would probably be okay.
 
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Not a fucking thing because they aren't real.

Real dogs can die if they eat too much chocolate. My family had a small dog like about 12 pounds. My mom used to give it very small pieces of chocolate. Like if she was eating a piece of chocolate, she would break a very small piece off and give it to her. It depends on how much they eat. It's like poison to dogs.
 
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CuzinEd said:
Not a fucking thing because they aren't real.
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False. I had a classmate in high school who was a werewolf. Went from a little squeaky-voiced dork to having cheerleaders fawning over him. Was unanimously voted Alpha at our Spring dance, and nearly ate one of our classmates. It was okay, though; because he was good at sports, we didn't hold it against him. Nobody liked that guy he almost ate, anyway. He was the MVP of our basketball team and took us from winless to a state championship.

Our fucking werephobic state legislature then passed an amendment that banned werewolves from competing in high school athletic events afterwards. That was 1985, and things haven't gotten even slightly better since then, with werephobes like you even denying their very existence thanks to the media scrubbing all mentions of their accomplishments. I hope it's ignorance and not hatred to say the things that you do. Science denier.
 
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Table Country said:
That's exactly what a werewolf would say.
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That's exactly what a person who has lost touch with reality would say.
Schwarzwald said:
False. I had a classmate in high school who was a werewolf. Went from a little squeaky-voiced dork to having cheerleaders fawning over him. Was unanimously voted Alpha at our Spring dance, and nearly ate one of our classmates. It was okay, though; because he was good at sports, we didn't hold it against him. Nobody liked that guy he almost ate, anyway. He was the MVP of our basketball team and took us from winless to a state championship.

Our fucking werephobic state legislature then passed an amendment that banned werewolves from competing in high school athletic events afterwards. That was 1985, and things haven't gotten even slightly better since then, with werephobes like you even denying their very existence thanks to the media scrubbing all mentions of their accomplishments. I hope it's ignorance and not hatred to say the things that you do. Science denier.
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Teen Wolf wasn't real. Did he also time travel in a Delorean and get Parkinson's disease later in life?
 
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Werewolves are too irrational to go into the store and buy chocolate. If I had to guess I'd say the human form would be disgusted by chocolate to appease the wolf.
 
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BargainBinLaden said:
The average wolf weighs 100 pounds and would need to eat about 70 ounces of chocolate in order to die. The average werewolf would be at least the size of an average human if not larger, so unless you feed your werewolf 4+ pounds of chocolate that werewolf would probably be okay.
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So a deathfat werewolf is basically dead?
 
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