If a monkey slams on a typewriter infinitely, how often will it type nigger?

[William]

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[Fascist Frederick]

3.50 times.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

As often as it can be censored by globohobo communist gangster computer gods.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

An infinite number of times. QED.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Not frequently enough.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I only did it for 5 minutes but I got 26. Not sure about the rest of the monkeys.

 

[Super Shiro]

If you have a group of about 100 monkeys, 13% of them will end up writing "nigger" around 52 times before beating another monkey over the head with said typewriter.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Never because typewriters are delicate machines and if a monkey slams on it enough it will break.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Standard typewriters have 44 keys, assuming you remove the "extra" keys (shift, shiftlock, etc.). Assuming on each slam the monkey only hits one key at a time in a purely random order, the probability of a monkey typing nigger would be (1/44)^6 or 0.0000000138%. This means, every 7,256,313,856 keystrokes, the monkey will statistically type nigger once. Assuming they monkey hits about 300 keys per minute (based on a simple cpm test at a reasonable speed), it will average about 1 nigger per 47.18 years. Given that monkeys can live up to 50 years in captivity, a monkey will likely only be able to type nigger once in its lifespan assuming it starts as soon as possible, is working 24/7 without interruptions, and it lives that long.

So the answer is only once.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Sadly, self-hating blacks are a thing.

 

[Racist Trash]

Never it will only ever get to Bligger

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Zero, because why would a moneky type a word that offends them?