🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Absinthe said:
New Sweetblog. At this rate he should call the series Fridays after Friday.

It's a good 'un. Sweet tries to convince us that he works hard and had more fun at college than any of us. He also proves that he's always possessed an amusing lack of self-awareness, republishing one of his Bad Boy Herald columns which begins as a standard bar bore rant about how modern art is rubbish, but quickly detours to reveal he's been peeing in jars since boyhood.
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Thanks for the link.

The Bad Boy of College Journalism wrote: I notice that a lot of the posters who say my experiences weren't "real" are the same ones who dropped out of college after less than a semester, spent their time getting drunk or high constantly, and never went to parties or joined clubs or did extracurricular activities. Not only did I write for the school newspaper, but I went to dances, street fairs, picnics, barbecues--most anything with free food, really. I lived it up.

Yep, and as your classmates remember, you made absolutely certain that everyone else in attendance at these events had a truly miserable time from the second you arrived until you had driven them all from the scene with your obnoxious sperging. One of my sources said that it was as if you were on a mission from Satan to ensure that not a single other student at ASU enjoyed any event where you were present.

Sweet's deranged contention that he knows the academic backgrounds of the posters on this site is laughable. I find it impossible to believe that "a lot of" us dropped out of college after one semester. And I'd bet some serious coin that not a single one of us was kicked out of grad school after -- or was it during? -- our first semester for being clinically insane.

And I loved the "column" he posted. First, it wasn't a column; it actually read like a less-than-300-word letter to the editor from a demented 95-year-old. If anyone else had written it, it would be regarded as a clever parody lampooning the views of senile conservative lunatics. Second, Sweet objecting to how "our tax dollars" are being spent was laugh-out-loud funny. Sweet has never ever paid a penny in taxes other than unavoidable Arkansas sales taxes; in reality, he has done nothing but suck up other people's taxes for his entire life as a bloated, ungrateful, grasping welfare queen. It was nice of Sweet to point out most of the factual errors in grandpa's letter to the editor; I guess he knew that if he didn't, we'd do it for him.
 
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I doubt this schmuck has been called a "bad boy" of anything other than when he was 10 years old, and then, it was his mother.
 
Well, that was cringeworthy. We know you went to street fairs, BBQ and other activities because former classmates came here and told us you did. They also told us you acted like a complete lunatic and they actively tried avoiding you.

Ring. Ring. It's chinaphone.
 
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I notice that a lot of the posters who say my experiences weren't "real" are the same ones who[...]
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And how does Sweet "notice" this? Sweet thought that normal college dating in the 90s was chinaphone dating. Sweet thinks critics on Kiwi Farms are all "stupid progressives." I doubt he has the ability to make accurate observations of society.

edit: ninja'd by Dr. Merkwurdichliebe (kind of).
 
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Sweet did not have a best girl. She was just a troll, and he's acknowledged that. Jon was just as repulsively ugly, stupid, and gross back then as he is today, and every year in between. No woman wants an ugly person as ugly as Ugly Jon. Not back in the 90s, and not now. In fact, you know what would be as informational as it would be fun? Putting up a poll on the internet, asking whether or not Jon is merely unattractive, or glass - shatteringly repugnant in the face.

The fact that he denies he was penny-pranked shows how desperate he is.

See you in your mind, Ugly!
 
Yeah I really wish we had a picture to identify this person he supposedly went out with, if only to see how far out of touch he is with this beautiful reality the world exists in. I don't find it impossible that a person like him could find a woman, but man she'd be a fucking awful harpy, if only because she'd eventually get fed up with his constant whining and bullshit and get mean real fast.
 
Yeah I missed that and I'm not unhappy about it. I'm still compelled to look at it because, hey, goin to hell anyway, might as well deserve it. :\

That and the whole "collective suffering" thing. :lol:

E: Jesus fucking christ he did it. That's peak autism right there. That's...that's fucking great I ain't gonna lie, I laughed my ass off...I still am! That's fucking incredible and lovely and that reaffirms my faith in the world, and goddammit I feel great about a poorly-depicted Sweetness peelin it back and smackin it, as my buddy Jon would say.

There's just something so magical about watching him debase himself for our amusement in real time...I know, I'm positive I've said this before, but holy shit he really is the court jester, the prince of fools. Like I can't even be mad at him, he's honestly a way better person than ADF and he's way less dangerous than some of the more terrible cows, and he's not another fucking Nick Bate or Slug/Bugfucker or anything weird, he's just a good ol' homegrown racist southern redneck loser with a low wattage rating and aspirations of being the next Alfred P. Neumann. What, Sweetie worry? Unpossible, he's too busy entertaining his 3rd grade class with tales of the huge fart he ripped at the dinner table last night and then picking up little Susie's sandwich and licking it, to the delighted guffaws of his fellows.

There's a goddamn reason why Sweetpea is my favorite cow, and this is fucking it, this right here...this is comedy magic, my friends. Holy shit I just wish he were even more prolific, like I know he contributes absolutely fuck all to the discourse of society but god damn the world deserves to know about the fact that in a small town in the heart of Dixie there's still a traditional village idiot, keeping hope in our hearts and faith in humanity alive.

@He Sets Me On Fire read my damn edit because haha I know you feel this way too dude :D
 
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TheIceCreamMan said:
Yeah I missed that and I'm not unhappy about it. I'm still compelled to look at it because, hey, goin to hell anyway, might as well deserve it. :\

That and the whole "collective suffering" thing. :lol:
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It's like watching a train wreck full of tiny circus clowns. You can't look away, and you can't stop pointing and laughing.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Yup. There's an ugly censor[...]
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Sweet's lack of a filter when posting that along with the piss bottle thing serves to further illustrate the apparent fact that Sweet's projection tendencies make him think that if it's normal and acceptable to himself, then it's automatically normal and acceptable to everyone else.
 
I'm still in disbelief that not only did he actually write an article about his piss jar for his college paper, but his editor allowed it to be published. That shows in just what esteem they held Sweets. They knew lulz would be had and just let Sweet bring it on.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
I'm still in disbelief that not only did he actually write an article about his piss jar for his college paper, but his editor allowed it to be published. That shows in just what esteem they held Sweets. They knew lulz would be had and just let Sweet bring it on.
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FUCKING EXACTLY! Anyone else who wasn't as (unintentionally) funny as Sweets would have been ostracized completely, but they thought, "as long as people don't have to smell him or hear him or see him, just read him, they'll love him because holy smokes can you believe this shit Fred? Hey Bill get over here, he actually wrote a fucking article about peeing in jars, no I'm not making it up! You think I could make this stuff up???" And they could see what we see, that he's comedic gold, but completely unintentionally. He's like a character out of a good Weird Al song, a strange parody of the real life...

The collective disbelief of the zeitgeist made manifest. :heart-full:
 
TheIceCreamMan said:
There's just something so magical about watching him debase himself for our amusement in real time...I know, I'm positive I've said this before, but holy shit he really is the court jester, the prince of fools. Like I can't even be mad at him, he's honestly a way better person than ADF and he's way less dangerous than some of the more terrible cows, and he's not another fucking Nick Bate or Slug/Bugfucker or anything weird, he's just a good ol' homegrown racist southern redneck loser with a low wattage rating and aspirations of being the next Alfred P. Neumann. What, Sweetie worry? Unpossible, he's too busy entertaining his 3rd grade class with tales of the huge fart he ripped at the dinner table last night and then picking up little Susie's sandwich and licking it, to the delighted guffaws of his fellows.
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One of the few drawbacks of this forum is that we can only rate something Winner once.

You know, it's funny. There have got to be plenty of intelligent, confident, hard-working, talented, skilled women out there, at or near the top of their department or field, who occasionally feel a pang of fear that one day, some day, someone is going to dig up that Girls Gone Wild video that was never converted to AVI, or that webcam they ran for a few years to pay for college. For what it's worth, whether these women are ashamed or proud of what they did, it would be the lowest of the low to try and exploit their activities from years ago in order to hurt these women.

And then, there's Jon Sweet. Now, Jon isn't a woman, of course, but then, Jon apparently has taken nude photos of himself and sent them to a troll. Well, whatevs, that was almost twenty years ago. I mean, it's not as if he took a picture of himself back then and posted it on the internOH FOR FUCKS SAKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Dude drew himself masturbating. Posted it online. Everyone can see it.

Recall that Sweet drew this as part of a comic, but then cut it. Therefore, Sweet drew a picture of himself jerking it, decided not to use it, but kept it on hand. For years.

Now .... Tori's right. Sweet's lack of theory of mind is such that he doesn't understand that saying you jacked off to your girlfriend over the phone all the time, as opposed to having sex with her, makes him look not only bad, but gullible as well. Which would be bad enough. Except ....

Recall that Sweet finally accepted, months ago, that "Ashleigh" was a troll. He never had an "ex", because he never had a girlfriend. He admits that "Ashleigh" had him hornswaggled. So, what does it all mean?

Ready? Okay ....

Dude drew himself masturbating years ago to a woman he knows now to be a troll, and then, instead of maybe keeping it to himself, because he had originally cut it, eventually posted online where EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND EXPLOIT IT.

Like, for example:

Jon UGG phone.png


Oh, by the way, notice how Jon is drawn to look like a sack of lard? Not my work.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
And then, there's Jon Sweet. Now, Jon isn't a woman, of course, but then, Jon apparently has taken nude photos of himself and sent them to a troll. Well, whatevs, that was almost twenty years ago. I mean, it's not as if he took a picture of himself back then and posted it on the internOH FOR FUCKS SAKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Dude drew himself masturbating. Posted it online. Everyone can see it.
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Please tell me you're not serious... *looks at image* you're serious...

I lost hope in Sweet Bro a long time ago, but... why?! I've known this guy for a decade, but really? Sweet, please get your life together. I would be rooting for you if you stopped being a creepy sperg, but that hope seems to be gone.
 
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AJMLurker said:
Please tell me you're not serious... *looks at image* you're serious...

I lost hope in Sweet Bro a long time ago, but... why?! I've known this guy for a decade, but really? Sweet, please get your life together. I would be rooting for you if you stop being a creepy sperg, but that hope seems to be gone.
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To me, the worst part about it is, again - he hadn't originally published this. This never needed to see the light of day.

Then again, the fact that he had a pee jar since his childhood, his getting lost in a hospital for eight hours, his abandoning his mother to a beating without even dialing 9-1-1, and his attempt at framing someone with digitally-manipulated CP didn't need to be aired either.
 
I want to have hope that this guy can change, but I always find out some new disturbing thing about him... I can only imagine how the mainstream AJMers feel. He is a lost cause. Sweetness might be articulate in his internet postings, but the man has issues.

Northsider (if you guys remember him) called it. We allowed a POS to roam our forums and didn't do jackshit to help him. Can't believe Treenbeen was treated like shit for his sake.
 
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