🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Holdek]

I can understand keeping mementos of your childhood or being proud of things you've done in the past, but there's just something real off about wearing things meant for children when you are a full grown man.

Yeah, it's called being a man-child.

 

[Konstantinos]

Yeah, I think Sweet backs down easily when threatened with real consequences. He folds when confronted with proof of his actions.

I feel that all lolcows are like that. Boisterous on the exterior, craven on the interior. There's never any courage guiding their bolder actions, just severely-misguided pride and stupidity.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Were you a registered member? When the board was open to public viewing, I noticed that 50-60% of Tor nodes were IP banned.

Incidentally, I do fear that I somewhat spooked AJM into locking down his board by going public with my archive of Sweet's postings. Apologies for this, guys.

Eh, don't feel bad. I think they're being just a little paranoid about the ~horrible Kiwis invading their sanctum to sow discord and strife~. I mean on the one hand I can understand why they'd be a little nervous about this sudden influx of mostly anonymous strangers scrutinizing one of their members, but to my knowledge the majority of the Kiwifarmers have comported themselves pretty well over there. I hardly think we're the sort of thing to justify going into panic-driven lockdown mode, but I'm also obviously biased.

And no, I haven't got an account. I did register for one yesterday, not that I particularly think it's going to be approved, just to see if it would grant me access to the cocks that are no doubt being hoarded over there. Earlier on I had considered getting an account so I could talk cartoons with them, since there seem to be a lot of animation fans on the forum, but I opted not to, in part because I wasn't sure if it would make them nervous to have a nasty Kiwi poking into their threads.

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I also ultimately couldn't bring myself to make nice with people who would willingly tolerate a scumbag like Belch without once calling him on his deplorable behavior.

And checking again, I get the "guests must log in" screen rather than the "B&" screen on this computer. Hm.

 

[Meowthkip]

Mustn't let Sweet's hate disappear:

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I also archived the webpage.

"mulatter boy?" is Sweets a character in Django Unchained?

Legit.

As you've probably noticed, the "blog" page still displays the number of comments, which leads me to think that they may still exist in some form, even if they're not accessible.

At least that character had friends. Or, he did until they all ate shit and got shot and exploded.

Also, goddamn, you know you're off pretty bad when Sluthaters hate your guts.

Indeed. He really doesn't have much of a chin at all (apparently a running trait in the family), his lower lip is far more prominent. He's got a pair of perpetually-squinting, black olives for eyes. His neck cranks his head at an odd angle (which he claims is a conscious choice on his part. To which I respond with a hearty "Ha!"), and his smile, with his tiny, weird teeth, looks like he's in a losing battle with a serious bowel movement.

That's such a spot-on description and I love you for coming up with something so eloquent.

Yeah, even without the horrifying pube-stache, he's still got that thumb head.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Eh, I don't feel bad for them if they still shriek about drama that he brings up with this in mind. They've basically stated they're cool with having a psychotic stalker with shades of ephebophilia and coprophilia who is willing to murder his own family over random shit.

Based on some of his comments, I suspect that by the time they're adolescents of 15, they might be a little long in the tooth for Mr. Sweet's tastes. To put it in his own words, with the emphasis on "lil'girl":

[The Southern sun makes] the girls’ breasts ripen faster, I think, like peaches somebody kept in the trunk of their car too long in the summer, or in a basement where ventilation is poor. Don’t know if it ripens the boys’ parts up early too--I don’t look, God, no--but I can safely say the sight of all that ripe and abundant lil’girl-flesh makes a lot of the older goats plain crazy with lust.

We all know that Mr. Sweet's bizarre scribblings and deranged comics never involve anything more than his unfiltered revenge fantasies and psychosexual obsessions. So when he writes about prematurely "ripe" breasts found on "lil'girl flesh" and the first similes that pop into his diseased mind involve automobile trunks and poorly ventilated basements, I think there's cause for concern. A lot of concern.

 

[Meowthkip]

[The Southern sun makes] the girls’ breasts ripen faster, I think, like peaches somebody kept in the trunk of their car too long in the summer, or in a basement where ventilation is poor. Don’t know if it ripens the boys’ parts up early too--I don’t look, God, no--but I can safely say the sight of all that ripe and abundant lil’girl-flesh makes a lot of the older goats plain crazy with lust.

Well, that's not fucking creepy.

 

[Fwiffo]

I also archived the webpage.







At least that character had friends. Or, he did until they all ate shit and got shot and exploded.

Also, goddamn, you know you're off pretty bad when Sluthaters hate your guts.



That's such a spot-on description and I love you for coming up with something so eloquent.

Yeah, even without the horrifying pube-stache, he's still got that thumb head.

He seems to have two self-inserts in his comics: his cheesy stick-figure persona, and one that looks like a hilarious parody of himself drawn by one of his enemies. Does he really depict himself that way unironically?

 

[Meowthkip]

He seems to have two self-inserts in his comics: his cheesy stick-figure persona, and one that looks like a hilarious parody of himself drawn by one of his enemies. Does he really depict himself that way unironically?

There's plenty of artists who draw themselves uglier than they really are, but they usually don't have the ego that Sweets has.

I think it might be just him not being able to draw very well.

 

[Ruin]

I can't understand why the other patriot bronies continue to defend him, it seems like most of the users are young men in their middle to late teens. What could they possibly have in common with a mentally ill, racist, forty year old man?

 

[Meowthkip]

I can't understand why the other patriot bronies continue to defend him, it seems like most of the users are young men in their middle to late teens. What could they possibly have in common with a mentally ill, racist, forty year old man?

They also have never touched a boob.

 

[Ruin]

They also have never touched a boob.

Touche.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[stuff about cub scout thing]

I believe I mentioned it earlier, but what if Sweet was kicked out of Cub Scouts like CWC was? I don't think Sweet made it to Boy Scouts in any case - otherwise, he probably would've worn Boy Scout stuff instead.

 

[SolidusChris]

Iconoclast is the one who linked that patriot forum here in the first place, if he didn't want people contacting him on the site he shouldn't have linked it here. And if they see Kiwis as nothing but trolls and harassers then why don't they wring out Iconoclast for bringing them there and stirring up trouble instead of blaming Treenbeen for little reason.
Also if he's into preteens then he probably wouldn't want to go to college again considering a major attraction is the possibility of phone sex with hot college chicks, so he'll probably kidnap 18-22 year olds. I wouldn't put being a pedo past him though. Maybe he can join Animated James and make under age fart comics with him.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Finally, the Histeria forum helpfully published each member's IP address underneath their user title. Looking at a selection of Sweet's contributions, they all appear to be from a range starting 216.152.44.

https://archive.is/XNK7e - 216.152.44.77 and 216.152.44.125
https://archive.is/g0uT1 - 216.152.44.175

The IP range in question is located in Aurora, Illinois: https://archive.is/Hamkt

Are blocks of IP addresses periodically reassigned? If so, it's possible that in 2002 the IP range was used by an Arkansas or Missouri ISP. However, Sweet has repeatedly said he was born in Chicago. It would thus be unsurprising if he had family in that part of the country, perhaps in Aurora.

Could Sweet have been living with a relative in Illinois in 2002?

IP addresses are routinely sold to other companies or transferred from one corporate subsidiary to another. When Borders went out of business a few years ago, they sold more than 60,000 IP addresses for more than $10 each.

I haven't seen any indication that Sweet has lived anywhere other than Missouri and Arkansas since he was jettisoned from the campus by ASU. My guess would be that some service provider got bought up and the addresses were transferred to another part of the country.

I believe I mentioned it earlier, but what if Sweet was kicked out of Cub Scouts like CWC was? I don't think Sweet made it to Boy Scouts in any case - otherwise, he probably would've worn Boy Scout stuff instead.

Cub Scouting, with its den mothers, milk, cookies and simple challenges for advancement might have been managed by the young Mr. Sweet. The patch he wears in his Cub Scout bandanna is a Webelos badge, indicating that the wearer is qualified to move on to the Boy Scouts. Mr. Sweet probably stole it. (This has been noted by others earlier in this thread.)

In the Boy Scouts, Mr. Sweet would not have survived. If he'd been in my troop, the headlines would have read something like this: Scout Dies in Wicker Man Mishap.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Mr. Sweet would not have survived.

Not only that, but to get the Eagle rank (the highest one), you have to coordinate and take part in a large community service project, not to mention all the merit badge requirements - and there's a time limit.

Mr. Sweet probably stole it.

Which page was that brought up in?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I can't understand why the other patriot bronies continue to defend him, it seems like most of the users are young men in their middle to late teens. What could they possibly have in common with a mentally ill, racist, forty year old man?

Super-creepy old guy who likes to hang with teenage boys. Wants to return to college to mentor "young men" about conservative politics and warn them of the dangers of being entrapped by women. Reaction formation? Denial? Projection? Never heard of 'em.

Nothing to see here. Be careful as you pass. Move along. Move along.

 

[John Titor]

Are you all forgetting? It's not Dr. Belch's fault... it's MY fault. I mean, clearly, because I... well, I'm not sure what I did, but it's all my fault.

Were they throwing around accusations again?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Which page was that brought up in?

The "stole it" part is just my somewhat serious supposition.

The Webelos info was first reported by @buster_kitten.

Wait wait wait. Is that a Cub Scouts badge on his head? Like the Webelos ear of corn thing? That's wonderful.
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Yes, that seriously looks like a Cub Scout badge on his head. He had to, like, make a safety notebook and explain how to be a good citizen in order to get that.

Indeed. He really doesn't have much of a chin at all (apparently a running trait in the family), his lower lip is far more prominent. He's got a pair of perpetually-squinting, black olives for eyes. His neck cranks his head at an odd angle (which he claims is a conscious choice on his part. To wh ich I respond with a hearty "Ha!"), and his smile, with his tiny, weird teeth, looks like he's in a losing battle with a serious bowel movement.

The funny thing about the whole neck-cranking business is that Mr. Sweet explains -- in a post I can't find quickly; it may be on the AJM board -- that its purpose to to avoid reflections from his glasses in photos. Bear in mind that Mr. Sweet -- laughably -- claims to be a serious amateur photographer. (Based on the photos he's posted on the Web, there can be no doubt that his chops as a photographer are equalled only by his skills as a writer and cartoonist. Critiquing his work would be amusing, but pointless.) But when he tilts his head, he doesn't tilt it backward or forward, he tilts it to the side, keeping the lenses of his glasses in the same plane relative to the light source and doing absolutely nothing to reduce any light that might be reflecting from his glasses. Is that typical of him, or what?

 

[John Titor]

Uh... hm. I ..... hm.

Okay, in all respect, and with the understanding that this is probably the worst shopping I've ever done:

Here's an old picture of Sweet, unmolested:

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And here is a GIMPed image of Sweet without the beard and hair:

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Edit: This one's a little better, but not by much. Anyone handy with shooping stuff? I'd be happy to see your take on it.

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In profile, his head is essentially an inverted speedbag. No wonder people like to hit him so much.

This was pretty hard to do with a low res photo.

 

[WWWWolf]

IP addresses are routinely sold to other companies or transferred from one corporate subsidiary to another. When Borders went out of business a few years ago, they sold more than 60,000 IP addresses for more than $10 each.

Yup, IPv4 address blocks are just like any other type of property - some of them change hands frequently, some stay with same owner for a long time. There are still organisations that have whole Class A blocks all for themselves, for example. (There's a whole lot you can do with 16777216 distinct IP addresses, or 1/256th of the entire IPv4 address space. You can use it for the needs of a few medium-sized countries if you allocate it properly. Or use a fraction of it for your company while keeping the rest unused. Tough call.)