🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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About the stuck at the hospital for 8 hours thing - someone brought that up implying that Sweet was lost in the hospital and couldn't find his way out (IIRC), and Sweet brought up a new detail - he wasn't lost, he was just stuck there because his brother had the car and was off doing irresponsible (again, IIRC).

So, a Kiwi asked why Sweet didn't just walk home. In reply, Sweet (angrily) brought up another detail:
Sweet said:
Your advice and suggestions are unworkable, laughable and impractical at best (e.g. [...] saying I should walk home from the hospital, through a black neighborhood, at night). Are you that stupid?
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As I mentioned before, notice it's not a "bad neighborhood" or a "high crime neighborhood." Oh no, it's a "black neighborhood." Newcomers to this thread should notice a couple of things. First, Sweet is apparently racist, and second, every time he tells a story, he seems to always bring up new details, and then he sometimes claims we're the stupid ones with "tiny, backwards brains."

Also, about the technological ineptitude thing - awhile back, Sweet said he doesn't use image editing programs better than MSPaint because Paint works "juuust fine." I wonder if it's because he couldn't figure out, or rather - no one told him, how to use other image editing programs? This may be similar to the reasoning why Sweet wants to use Win98 as a main OS, apparently.

As I also said before, Sweet doesn't do much, if anything, to help combat unfortunate stereotypes of Southerners.
 
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Ruin said:
I think one of my favorite things about sweets is despite how obsessed he is with youth everything from his pop culture references, technical ineptitude, and vernacular make him seem ridiculously old. If you didn't tell me the guy was 40 and just showed me one of his rants I would assume he was in his late 60's early 70's.
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He really does come across like one of the more oddball, decrepit internet users who were in their 30's when the internet was getting big. Like if he started ranting about webcomics that haven't updated since 2002 it'd fit the image perfectly.
 
I like to think he has a dartboard with all of our pictures on it, except he's got it all based on usernames and avatars, so there's pictures of, like, a Pokemon, CWC, Ms. Frizzle from the Magic Schoolbus, Charlie Day, a life preserver, whatever the fuck HSMOF's avatar is, etc. all taped to this dartboard, and he throws darts at them while mumbling about "Those damn dirty liberal CWCki Koalas".
 
MrsFrizzle said:
It hasn't occurred to him that some of us are black people?
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Well, we are inhumanly stupid and on a violent rampage against him, so...

ToroidalBoat said:
About the stuck at the hospital for 8 hours thing - someone brought that up implying that Sweet was lost in the hospital and couldn't find his way out (IIRC), and Sweet brought up a new detail - he wasn't lost, he was just stuck there because his brother had the car and was off doing irresponsible (again, IIRC).
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FWIW, Sweet also, at one point, described sitting at the hospital, waiting for staff to ask him if he needed help so he could ask them the way out. A slightly different permutation of the story.
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
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I wouldn't be surprised if Sweet would think there's some kind of sympathetic magic involved, kind of like how CWC thinks there is with shaking LEGOs. Sweet did think pyramids had some kind of magical preserving effect (confirmed by a fairly unscientific subjective test), so it's possible.
My icon is just a torus at the moment, but a life preserver is a good idea for a future avatar - thanks!
 
Either way you read Sweet's hospital story, it shows him to be weak now.
Either he was too incompetent to find his way out of the hospital, too afraid to ask someone how to leave the hospital or too afraid to actually leave the hospital because there were "urban" people around. If he met anyone here with a slight tan, he'd probably run away in fear.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Either way you read Sweet's hospital story, it shows him to be weak now.
Either he was too incompetent to find his way out of the hospital, too afraid to ask someone how to leave the hospital or too afraid to actually leave the hospital because there were "urban" people around. If he met anyone here with a slight tan, he'd probably run away in fear.
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Hell, Sweet is probably the only guy who could be intimidated by CWC.

*sigh* Every time the AJMers try to get things back to normal, Sweet starts a tard ragin again...

http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/post/400323/thread
 
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sikotik said:
Why don't they just bann him already?
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Treenbeen:
So what say you make peace with the fact that what's done is done, and can't be reversed. But you CAN change your life for the better.

Blueberry:
I wish things would just go back to what they used to be.
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Can we just stop all this talk about it? Just... you know... have fun?

Kim:
Lets try.

Belch:
Until these people will accept the fact that there is a definite System in play (how else can you characterize everyone in my immediate social circle back then agreeing not to inform me that I was being constantly lied to, pranked, or barely tolerated/secretly resented by my peers?), that it was the 1997-era progressive ideology that is largely responsible for damaging my life, and that Mad TV was a perfectly viable alternative to the party's official show, then... no.
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Indeed, why not? Btw, that emphasis at the end there? I did not add that.

Incidentally, if Sweet misses my response (or tries to duck out of responding), here it is:

Again, I've decided to keep my comments about Belch on this thread, in keeping with the original agreement.
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Mar 27, 2015 at 8:22am Dr. Belch said:


Until these people will accept the fact that there is a definite System in play
...of which you've provided zero evidence, save for anecdotal stories which you keep changing.

(how else can you characterize everyone in my immediate social circle back then agreeing not to inform me that I was being constantly lied to, pranked, or barely tolerated/secretly resented by my peers?),

Simple: People didn't like you. You were an unpleasant, vulgar, disgusting, frustratingly inept creep with bizarre habits and a clownish dress sense. There was no conspiracy of silence. Most likely what happened was that everyone saw you as a walking joke (thus the pranks), an unattractive creeper (ergo no real girlfriend), annoying (therefore barely tolerated), and disruptive (resented, although not secretly. They took you to task when they found it necessary, it seems).

Just because they were in your immediate social circle does not mean they were obligated to say anything to you. Likely, they wanted to speak to you as little as possible. If your behavior in those days bore any resemblance to your behavior in the years since graduating /expulsion, it's a wonder that they took the time to bid you "hello".

that it was the 1997-era progressive ideology that is largely responsible for damaging my life,

Nope. All you. The "1997-era progressive ideology" didn't land you in jail, keep you from selling comics, standing up to your brother, leaving a hospital, operating a photocopier, spending your money appropriately, or finding a girlfriend. That's all you. All you, only you, you alone and no one else. It's all on you.


and that Mad TV was a perfectly viable alternative to the party's official show,

You never proved that you didn't see the SNL sketch. Can you provide incontrovertible proof that you never saw that SNL sketch?


then... no.

Ah ha. So, you've decided to turn this forum into your personal battleground, is that it? Even after your friends here, people you've known for around a decade, ask nicely for things to go back to the way they were, you refuse to let them have peace. Your lack of a social life makes more and more sense with every comment you make.

http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/thread/1439/kiwi-correspondence#ixzz3WxjzozdO
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Btw, that emphasis at the end there? I did not add that.
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"Respect the explicitly stated wishes of people I claim are my friends; NO"

I think a lot of his "No one ever told me!" stuff is also related to his autism, as he's less able to pick up on social cues, body language, etc.
 
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Holdek said:
I think a lot of his "No one ever told me!" stuff is also related to his autism, as he's less able to pick up on social cues, body language, etc.
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Yeah, the interesting thing about his whole "social circle" comment is that it's a roundabout way of saying "Nobody told me I was a freakish twerp that no one wanted to talk to."

Btw, I want to make it clear that when I said I'd keep my comments to the Belch forum, that's not a slight towards Holdek or anyone else. Except Sweet, perhaps.
 
Something tells me that Sweetums is going to abandon the Kiwi Correspondence thread in favor of shittalking us all over the rest of the forum, just like he ran back to the Patriot Brony forum in the first place when we kept slapping him down here.

Jonathan M. Sweet: completely normal functioning adult said:
and that Mad TV was a perfectly viable alternative to the party's official show,
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MY SIDES
 
He uses the term "the system" an awful lot. Does he ever explain what this system supposedly is and how it influences his life? On another note I kind of feel bad for the other AJM users. They're kind of like us in a way, misfits banding together to talk and having to put up with Sweet's racist bullshit.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
I like that SNL is apparently the party's show while Mad TV is the crazy counter culture show.
Since Sweets stoles one of SNL's sketches for his article, I'm sure he's aware that SNL made fun of the left a lot. They did a ton of Clinton, Lewinsky and Reno sketches.
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They've mocked Obama and Biden too.
 
The thing is no one cares about the other users. No one is harassing them, following or shit posting in their forums. The only interest is Sweets and he is the only one that keeps trying to drag them into it. If they want out of it, they need to tell Sweets to stop posting about it there and ban him if he doesn't. Sweets can post all he wants about us here and he can stop trying to drag his "friends" into it.
 
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