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Jon Sweet is Probably a Commie said:
All I ever intended to do was call them out on their constant hypocrisy, double-talk, and inconsistency-- the hallmarks of priogressiveism.

As @Absinthe stated, Sweets must be an even bigger leftie than ADF if those are the defining points of progressivism.

Thumbface the Leech said:
I never intended to get you guys mixed up in my private little war, but now that we know the sort of people we're fighting against, we can be prepared for any escalation on their part.

Stop using these poor motherfuckers as human shields you ingrate. No wonder you regularly lose "friends" if this is the shit you have them go through.
 
Seems the forum is less than enthused with our presence. Kim is complaining and AJM is apparently blocking "outright trolls".


The latest from Sweetie-pie:
All I ever intended to do was call them out on their constant hypocrisy, double-talk, and inconsistency-- the hallmarks of priogressiveism. I never intended to get you guys mixed up in my private little war, but now that we know the sort of people we're fighting against, we can be prepared for any escalation on their part.

Nice misspelling, Belch!

Short of hunting each of them down, sticking a cattle prod in their ribs, tossing their unconscious body into the back of a van, and spiriting them off to my "secret lair", what in the name of Friz do you suggest I do, Trollis?

And I don't change my stories. I do sometimes learn new information and report it accordingly, which may contradict old intel (such as with my "ex" in college-- did she really love me, or was she put up to contacting me by one of my enemies to embroil me in a sex scandal with a barely-legal girl and ruin me, as the CWCiki Koalas suggest)?

When Trollis called him out, he had this to say. Hooray for the re-emergence of Tough Guy Jon Sweet. We're all oh so intimidated by a scrawny old man who can't find his way out of a hospital.

Yes, I am buried under [the recent snowfall] as we speak. This is one of those times I am grateful I work at home. As long as the power and my Internet connection hold out, I'm all set (though I'll confess I'll probably spend most of my morning in bed, under the covers, near the space heater).

He "works at home". Also, his mom "lives with him".

No, I have the liberals to blame for my life. Progressive ideology never did me any favors. Do you ever stop to think that if they hadn't cost me my post at The Herald and kicked me out of school years ago, my life would be much better now? Or that if it hadn't been for that worm Dale skipping town and leaving me with a failing shop and mountains of debt, I wouldn't be forced to survive on a miserable government stipend that barely even covers the mortgage each month? No, of course not. To you, the gov't is Santa Claus, providing these payments from the goodness of its heart -- certainly not a ploy to keep people weak, frightened, and wholly dependent on The System. Because that's all its ever been, and the schools are in on it. They teach nothing of value. You never even stop to think where the money comes from, do you? You can't sit there and tell me that 1997 progressiveism is exactly the same as 2015 progressiveism... then turn around and say that Universities are cutting back drastically on their perks packages-- unless you're willing to admit that socialism has failed. And why has it failed, you ask? Because sooner or later, the money runs out and your precious System collapses under its own weight. I figure things lasted A-State the way I remember it five, seven years, at most, after I left, and I'm just mourning a distant, dead memory.

:lol:
 
That reminds me - and it may have been brought up before, but why does "Dr. Belch" have a fixation of flatulence and belching anyway?

Also his poop. Don't forget he took a photo of one of his turds and posted it online.

To me it reminds me of that line in the movie Sev7en:
Det. Mills said:
I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
 
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Seems the forum is less than enthused with our presence. Kim is complaining and AJM is apparently blocking "outright trolls".


The latest from Sweetie-pie:


Nice misspelling, Belch!



When Trollis called him out, he had this to say. Hooray for the re-emergence of Tough Guy Jon Sweet. We're all oh so intimidated by a scrawny old man who can't find his way out of a hospital.



He "works at home". Also, his mom "lives with him".



:lol:
LMFAO. I feel for the forums, I really do. It's why I haven't gone there to call out Sweets on his bullshit. Here's the thing.

1- He went there to call out the Kiwi forums? What the fuck does that accomplish? He was bitching to people who didn't know who or what were on this forum. Why would they care?

2- What does it accomplish. Not like he stuck it to us by pussing out and retreating. Jesus Sweets man the fuck up and quit being a coward. You have shit you can say it here. Your account is still open.
 
Nice ingratitude from Sweet Bro. Instead of being appreciative for the free money he gets from a system he never paid into , he calls it a "miserable stipend".
 
You could use Skype or a similar VoIP service to call his landline, provided he agrees, of course.

AJM run a Teamspeak server, but I don't know if Sweet participates. If his internet can stream Youtube it should handle Teamspeak.

I'd like an interview with him, too. A formal debate might also be fun, with moderators from AJM, maybe.

I do think he'll just say "no", regardless...

He does not participate in the TeamSpeak server. Very few people do... around 15 or so, but only 8 ish from the site.
 
Whiny Child said:
No, I have the liberals to blame for my life. Progressive ideology never did me any favors. Do you ever stop to think that if they hadn't cost me my post at The Herald and kicked me out of school years ago, my life would be much better now?
Do you ever stop to think that maybe if you hadn't been a plagiarist and an insufferable twat you wouldn't have been kicked out of school and your life would be better now? No need to answer that, we all know you would never consider any kind of self-examination that might shift the blame away from your army of bogeymen. And why do you expect anyone to "do you favors"? Shouldn't a fine, upstanding Republican like yourself shove away any helping hands and pick himself up by the bootstraps to make his own life better?

Or that if it hadn't been for that worm Dale skipping town and leaving me with a failing shop and mountains of debt, I wouldn't be forced to survive on a miserable government stipend that barely even covers the mortgage each month?
How on earth would he have been saddled with the shop and its debt when he was little more than a stock boy hired on at his mother's behest??? Methinks Jon Boy is just fishing for pity again.

No, of course not. To you, the gov't is Santa Claus, providing these payments from the goodness of its heart -- certainly not a ploy to keep people weak, frightened, and wholly dependent on The System.
And what do you want to bet that if the government for some reason had declined to provide him with SSI, he would be bitching about how heartless and mean those damned dirty liberals are?

Because that's all its ever been, and the schools are in on it. They teach nothing of value. You never even stop to think where the money comes from, do you?
Ever notice when he gets really het up he starts throwing in a lot of italics? It's like Chris and his MANGRY ALLCAPS OF SERIOUSNESS.

You can't sit there and tell me that 1997 progressiveism is exactly the same as 2015 progressiveism... then turn around and say that Universities are cutting back drastically on their perks packages--
You're right, I'll bet all those wild town girls have been laid off from their jobs of calling up young men in the dorms for phone sex.

unless you're willing to admit that socialism has failed. And why has it failed, you ask? Because sooner or later, the money runs out and your precious System collapses under its own weight.
There's actually evidence that socialism, when carefully applied, has enormous potential to positively impact the lives of common citizens, e.g. the Nordic Model, under which residents of several Scandinavian countries enjoy a high quality of life.

I figure things lasted A-State the way I remember it five, seven years, at most, after I left, and I'm just mourning a distant, dead memory.
This is the only lucid point in the entire post, and it still raises the question of why he's so god damned desperate to go back there when he acknowledges it's probably not the same place he left at half-past 1997.
 
Sweet said:
Short of [epic ween plan], what in the name of Friz do you suggest I do, Trollis?

Sweet doesn't even know where any of the "CWCki koalas" are. And here's the shocker - some could even be outside of the small pocket of the world he lives in. There's one Kiwi that lives in Spain, another one who lives in Japan, another lives in Venezuela, one is visiting China for some reason - you get the idea. Also, if Sweet were to try and hunt someone down and attack them, it would likely end very badly... for Sweet. So yeah, I suspect he's not being serious there.

Also his poop. Don't forget he took a photo of one of his turds...
I'm trying to forget, thank you very much. But yeah, it's just really bizarre that getting kicked out of college would cause a person to do that sort of thing. Speaking of which, Sweet STILL thinks that a leftist conspiracy kicking him off the paper is why his life sucks now. Not his personality or how he gets along with others.[1]

Today is the birthday of the dude who invented instant noodles. Apparently, he got jailed for what the government in the country he was living in considered tax evasion. He lost his business also. Did he stay bitter for the rest of his life while holding grudges against others and blaming a system, while not really doing much of anything for society? Nope, he went on to invent instant noodles and founded the company NISSIN. He died married with children and wealthy, and in his 90s.[2]

[1] I sort of got ninja'd by Shadow Fox there.
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando
 
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I just realized how ironic my signature on the AJM board has become in light of all this...

It's a sarcastic comic of a woman saying, "I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me."
 
Seems the forum is less than enthused with our presence. Kim is complaining and AJM is apparently blocking "outright trolls".

Not that I enjoy calling out a bystander on a completely different forum, but why do people keep defending this twit? He brought this on himself and, worse, he keeps trying to drag everyone there deeper into it. Stop enabling him.
 
I just realized how ironic my signature on the AJM board has become in light of all this...

It's a sarcastic comic of a woman saying, "I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me."
I thought of that image as soon as I saw @Absinthe 's comment in the Your Day thread.

And I didn't address it earlier, but my god it's hilarious how Sweet thinks literally EVERYTHING in his life can be chalked up to the ASU/Herald Conspiracy. Considering all the other trauma he's allegedly lived through - his father dying, his mother being assaulted in front of their home, his brother violently beating him, poverty, bullying - it's the end of his six-month gig on a school rag that he focuses on as the source of his developmental retardation.
 
You can buy his comics and books by sending a cheque or cash to his PO box, along with details of which issues you want and your mailing address. He will then send you a physical copy of the comic or book.

I still don't believe that he's produced as many of his comics as he acts like he has, there's just no way in hell. Part of me wants to put in an order for a copy of each, but I don't have that kind of money or room if he actually has created 116 of them. Think of the shipping alone!

Somebody send Sweets a copy of Understanding Comics. Or maybe just tell him to quit.

I've been very tempted to do this exactly. Also throw in a handful of comics with singular writer/artists that know what they are doing as examples to study. I know my time and money would be lost on this effort.


Sweets still interests me past his shitty comics, but you all say what I want to so much better lately, so I've kept relatively quiet. In the end I'm not sure why he can't get around the fact that there is no organized system to keep him down. If there was, why hasn't it kept other members of this very board down? If there was a system to suppress loud-mouthed poor midwesterners, that were born in the late '70s, don't know how to dress themselves, and enjoy comics and shitty tv shows, how the hell did I manage not to fail as much as him? I'm not bragging, but even with several wrong turns I'm not sure if I could get down to living his life.

I've always been serious when I say I want to see him succeed and shove it in our faces. I don't think he's too old to turn in around. I don't think he's too mentally fucked up to be helped. I don't think he even lacks the skill to put out a decent comic page (I think if he took his time and wasn't beholden to a self imposed time-line he could cook up something half decent). What he is, and we've said this over and over, is too stubborn to get on with his life. He has a huge ego, but no self confidence. He barely has any self preservation instincts. He has enough so that he won't risk his hide to save his mother from a beat down, but not enough to properly have a hole in his wall fixed after it has lead to heath problems.

Sweets came here to sharpen his claws against what he thought were easy targets. We engaged. He rage quit. Then he came back and rage quit again. He runs back to AJM calling us bullies and speaking of revenge. He doesn't know why we find him interesting. He still doesn't see what makes him a lolcow. He rallies against us all as if we are crack in The System laid bare for him and the world to see, and he doesn't get it that we're just a random assortment of folks laughing at him. I miss talking to him about comic page layouts and getting stories out of him directly, but he'll never come back because he's a coward and knows he can't obfuscate his stories by editing past posts as he pleases.

Jon, if you read this (I know you will, you read them all) I implore you to stop posting on AJM, stop visiting here, sit down, straighten out your finances and get control of them. Get your room clean and that hole in the wall fixed if it isn't. Go visit a doctor and get a physical, give blood and urine and then ask doctor for a referral to an ear, nose and throat specialist for your laryngitis. Call the doc a few weeks later and find out the results of all that and what you can do to better yourself, be it drugs or other. Do whatever you can to arrange rides from someone you can trust to and from the doctor! All the time you have at home should be spent either making your life better or taking time on your comic. No one will care if the latest edition of the Belch Dimension doesn't "ship" on time, because the Belch Dimension doesn't ship anywhere. I'm serious. Take up to 3 months on your next issue. Make it the best one you can draw. There's nothing wrong with quarterly comics, especially if they are quality. Do rough sketches of your pages to make sure all the speech bubbles and panel will fit on page the best. In the end I know this will fall on deaf ears (blind eyes?) but just think about it.
 
Hey guys, remember Asperchu? .....just an idea. Too bad I'm a shittier artist than Sweets.

Giving an Asperchu treatment to the Belch Dimension is impossible because nobody can tell what the fuck is going on in Belch Dimension.
 
Hey guys, remember Asperchu? .....just an idea. Too bad I'm a shittier artist than Sweets.
I've considered using crude copy-pasted photos of Jonny and of Rush Limbaugh to turn strips from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff into "Sweet Bro and Hella Rush".

It might be funny to take the panels from actual The Belch Dimension comics and just replace the dialogue. Working title: The Filched Dimension.
 
I've considered using crude copy-pasted photos of Jonny and of Rush Limbaugh to turn strips from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff into "Sweet Bro and Hella Rush".

It might be funny to take the panels from actual The Belch Dimension comics and just replace the dialogue. Working title: The Filched Dimension.

I want to see both of these.
 
Iconoclast said:
Short of hunting each of them down, sticking a cattle prod in their ribs, tossing their unconscious body into the back of a van, and spiriting them off to my "secret lair", what in the name of Friz do you suggest I do, Trollis?
Sweet believes that dissent should be systematically suppressed.

Additionally, Sweet believes that it is better for the state to redistribute wealth to him rather than for him to work for a capitalist employer.

Sweet's vision of a perfect society-- his idealized version of college-- is one in which all needs, from food to sex, are provided by a central administrative authority.

COMRADE SWEET: PRIOGRESSIVEIST COMMUNIST?
 
Sweet believes that dissent should be systematically suppressed.

Additionally, Sweet believes that it is better for the state to redistribute wealth to him rather than for him to work for a capitalist employer.

Sweet's vision of a perfect society-- his idealized version of college-- is one in which all needs, from food to sex, are provided by a central administrative authority.

COMRADE SWEET: PRIOGRESSIVEIST COMMUNIST?

So he's a fascist that also wants progressive wealth distribution?

All of my what.
 
Sweet believes that dissent should be systematically suppressed.

Additionally, Sweet believes that it is better for the state to redistribute wealth to him rather than for him to work for a capitalist employer.

Sweet's vision of a perfect society-- his idealized version of college-- is one in which all needs, from food to sex, are provided by a central administrative authority.

COMRADE SWEET: PRIOGRESSIVEIST COMMUNIST?

Quick, somebody photoshop Sweet into Stalin.
 
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