We think we've heard this song before said:
No, that was a lie. It has never been conclusively proven the sketch even exists.
Refuse all you want, but that doesn't make it true in the slightest. Can definitely smell the creationist on you with that statement.
The melody is different but we hear the drums of durrr said:
Oh, sure, you found a video link-- 18 years after the fact, on a website, easily able to be faked. Where was it when I asked to see it back in 1997?
Probably with the people that kicked you off the staff. Especially since back then you admitted to doing it. I'm fairly certain you know this, so you're trying to make it physically impossible for people to prove you wrong. Mainly because that would completely fuck up 20 years of rationalization.
And so it seems our mission is the same said:
It was never entered into evidence, and in fact, great pains were taken by the editorial staff to cover it up. Why? What were they hiding?
Nothing, since you're the one making up the conspiracy, mainly to take the blame away from you, a person who clearly and readily plagiarizes other peoples intellectual property since you have no fucking clue what copyright is.
What only leads to sperging begins as just inane said:
I could say I was joking, you know, like you do whenever you're caught saying something fabulously stupid and ugly... but the fact it, most writing really is just taking old ideas and presenting them in a different way.
The difference here is that you don't just take those concepts; you basically take the whole damn idea and then some. Evidence includes ALF in this one, no matter how hard you try and deny it. Really, you're slightly less creative than Mr. Chandler, since Chandler had some original stories outside of his own personal experiences in the comic. I've only ever seen the same thing come from you; over and over again.
History Repeating said:
Also, it's noted that Demi-Jon's crimes are often inspired by comics and TV shows, so a loud, obnoxious girlfriend named Harley (who is a punk/biker chick, not a jester), or lieutenants who look like Huggy Bear or Mr T. knockoffs wouldn't really be out of the question for him.
So, rip offs that at best barely skirt around copyright. I think I begin to understand why you got kicked off the paper if this is your understanding of it.
Who do they call when fucktards be derping? said:
And of course, you finish with the tired "everyone is lying to you" blah-blah, coupled with "only your enemies are really telling you the truth" ploy. And its's all well and good to be able to leave a hospital seconds after your appointment, HMO-whatever... but when your ride isn't sitting out there waiting for you as promised-- well, you're kind of stuck, aren't you?
Not really. Depending on the situation, I'd probably search for any person in the hospital to find where the phone is. Then I'd either call for transportation services, or tell the missus that I'm currently kind of stuck. Alternatively, if the hospital is less than ten miles away from the house, I'd have walked. I've walked half that distance because I wanted to; I'm pretty sure I'd be willing to go double if I was stuck with no way out.
History Repeating said:
Of course, what can I expect, you're so stupid you missed the whole point of the story anyway. I couldn't get home that day because someone else failed to follow through.
The wording here describes everything that a person needs to know about you: that you are unwilling to take some responsibility, and that you cannot even begin to try and get back control of your life.
Who do we call when our brains are hemorrhaging? said:
"Around the hospital" includes the parking lot as well, not just inside the building. But I suppose you've never gotten lost, huh? Either of you? Plus I spent some of that time sitting in the waiting room, and no one showed up to assist me.
And you didn't bother to just go up and ask? I mean, I have some quirks about asking people (I feel weird outright stating it), but if I was stuck there (about 1/2 an hour or so would be my limit of bullshit), I'd have walked up to the nearest person and asked for a phone. Mainly because no matter how small the clinic, it is always staffed with SOMEONE.
*Guitar Solo* said:
But no, not one bad word against the staff for their uncaring or incompetence-- it's all on me and some magic phantom brain illness. Classic "blame the victim" progressive liberal logic. So screw you.
Mainly because you never brought up anything they did for being uncaring, and there's also the matter of not being able to find a phone in a hospital. Even if it's a tiny little clinic is Bumfumpkinville, it should have a phone at all times.
