No, that was a lie. It has never been conclusively proven the sketch even exists. Oh, sure, you found a video link-- 18 years after the fact, on a website, easily able to be faked. Where was it when I asked to see it back in 1997? It was never entered into evidence, and in fact, great pains were taken by the editorial staff to cover it up. Why? What were they hiding?
I could say I was joking, you know, like you do whenever you're caught saying something fabulously stupid and ugly... but the fact it, most writing really is just taking old ideas and presenting them in a different way. Also, it's noted that Demi-Jon's crimes are often inspired by comics and TV shows, so a loud, obnoxious girlfriend named Harley (who is a punk/biker chick, not a jester), or lieutenants who look like Huggy Bear or Mr T. knockoffs wouldn't really be out of the question for him.
And of course, you finish with the tired "everyone is lying to you" blah-blah, coupled with "only your enemies are really telling you the truth" ploy. And its's all well and good to be able to leave a hospital seconds after your appointment, HMO-whatever... but when your ride isn't sitting out there waiting for you as promised-- well, you're kind of stuck, aren't you? Of course, what can I expect, you're so stupid you missed the whole point of the story anyway. I couldn't get home that day because someone else failed to follow through. "Around the hospital" includes the parking lot as well, not just inside the building. But I suppose you've never gotten lost, huh? Either of you? Plus I spent some of that time sitting in the waiting room, and no one showed up to assist me. But no, not one bad word against the staff for their uncaring or incompetence-- it's all on me and some magic phantom brain illness. Classic "blame the victim" progressive liberal logic. So screw you.
