🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Sweet said:
In short, I am a victim
CWC said:
In the END, I WAS the Victim
(edit: sikotik ninja'd me)

Also, ahile back, Sweet posted this gem:
The_Iconoclast said:
When I criticized the First Lady's school lunch plan, some folks were all, "Why you is hates chirrens? Why you is want chirrens to get fat and die?" And I said, "I don't hate children. I just love freedom more."
What exactly was this lunch plan about?

Anyway, it looks like Sweet may be at least moving on from the matter of wanting to use the computers with floppy drives and CD burners at ASU (which, as I said before, are probably gone by now - like his former dorm was torn down)? It's a start, anyway.
 
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All he had to do was not defend a sex attacker. Just that one little thing, and he would have come out of this with some credit. Unbelievable.

Sweet is even less likeable than CWC. With Chris, a lot of the really disgusting stuff like cakefarts or the zoophilia chats were tricked from him by sweethearting trolls. Nobody is even trolling Sweet Bro - he just pours out his twisted opinions of his own accord.

I've yet to see him mention a rapist or school shooter without trying to mitigate their awful crimes. It begs the question - does he in some way admire these people?
 
All he had to do was not defend a sex attacker. Just that one little thing, and he would have come out of this with some credit. Unbelievable.

Sweet is even less likeable than CWC. With Chris, a lot of the really disgusting stuff like cakefarts or the zoophilia chats were tricked from him by sweethearting trolls. Nobody is even trolling Sweet Bro - he just pours out his twisted opinions of his own accord.

I've yet to see him mention a rapist or school shooter without trying to mitigate their awful crimes. It begs the question - does he in some way admire these people?

It's interesting that you say that, and I think I've got it when talking about the difference between those two: Both Jon and Chris are sociopathic. Both are paranoid, corrupt, juvenile, and whine when they don't get their way, even when getting their way entails succeeding at a crime or other morally objectionable activity. Both are lazy, dysfunctionally ignorant, and generally stupid.

The difference is that Jon is hateful. You could argue that Chris is as well, but his hatefulness is circumstantial. He claims to hate men, but can actually get along with men face-to-face under the right circumstances. This is because Chris doesn't hate men so much as he hates the fact that he's perpetually alone with no solid (or comfortable) answer as to why. In addition, Chris knows that most guys could kick his behind, and it scares him. He hates(ed) homosexuals, but that's only because he was being accused of being one while never really having a solid means of identifying himself as a person, i.e., if you called Chris gay, it flew in the way of how he identified himself, which was already a challenge to begin with. It made him insecure. He hates the trolls because they've always tricked (and sometimes harassed) him.

With Jon, its different. Jon can't say anything about any group of people without saying something disgustingly, and unnecessarily, hateful. Women, blacks, Asians, gays, individuals who aren't him, his own mother, whomever. He always has to put someone in a box, then prop his feet on top of it.

I suspect that this is because of the primary difference between the Sweet and Chandler households. Chris was an only child who had all his own stuff, and never had to worry about sharing the spotlight, or one of his siblings embarrassing him. Jon had siblings who could outdo him, even beat him up (according to him). Chris could see himself as a superstar in his won room, Jon got beaten up outside the house and in. There was no place where he could be a hero, except his mind. Chris could be in a place where he was a special snowflake, Jon was in a position to get pushed around a lot. I wonder if people liked him as a child?

As far as his sickening regard for TreenBeen's attacker, that's a good question. Let me clarify that everything I write here is all conjecture:

I highly doubt that Jon has even had a first kiss, let alone sex. He's not a good-looking man by any reasonable measure. True, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but any reasonable woman would beholdin' a barf bag at the thought of getting intimate with Jon. He has no real friends (his words), is not invited to parties, is not in a social circle, and is homebound a lot of the time, unless his mother or brother drives him somewhere. This is a man who, much like Chris, cannot expect to attract a woman through his own means, and thus, probably feels he could only be with a woman via force (just look at the blog where he goes on about repeatedly calling "Ashleigh". Again, even if she was real, Jon would not leave her alone). Therefore, it is not his fault that he can't get with a woman, it's women's fault. He probably feels for the attacker the same way he felt for the Virginia Tech shooter.

Props to HSMOF, Holdek and Treenbeen for calling him on his bullshit.

Thanks, Bound! And again, shout out to TreenBeen. She's got guts.
 
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I suspect he sympathizes with school shooters and rapists because of his revenge fantasies. He sees them as people acting out against world for real or perceived slights and would do the same if he was stronger and competent. He cannot get over things that happened two decades ago, continues to stalk and harass people, and plots revenge fantasies against them. He considers the periods of time when he considers moving on to be his delusional periods.

And the racism. Look at how he goes into stereotypical racist Ebonics-type speech when confronted with anything.

I stand by my assertion that he probably has autism (hello Mumbles jacket) and developed paranoid schizophrenia in college and dearly needs to see a doctor. I am certain this is why he lives with his mom and is not in control of his finances.
 
Look at how he goes into stereotypical racist Ebonics-type speech when confronted with anything.
Just like in the quote by Sweet in my previous post in this thread.

If my guess is correct, Michelle Obama wanted to institute a plan that would require public government-run schools to have more healthy lunches. I'm also guessing that Iconoclast then attacked it as "liberal meddling" or something, and critics pointed out that by opposing it, Sweet was apparently advocating poor nutrition in school lunches. Sweet simply responded with the claim that while he doesn't hate kids, he "loves freedom more". Am I getting this right?
 
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Iconoclast said:
I have plenty of talent.
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Knowing the author, it may well be a blob of poo with a stick body attached, and called something "hilarious" like Baracrap Poosein Poobama...
 
I'm guessing like how one can read one's own handwriting while others may not be able to, Sweet must be able to see the comics he draws as clear as day, while others and myself struggle to figure out what's even going on in them.
 
God fucking damn it Jon.

Look, here's how it is: You need to fucking get over yourself. You need to get a job. Doesn't matter what, just fucking get one for christ's sake. Have some initiative. If you don't know about something, ASK, or do the research yourself. Yo-


Oh fuck it, I was gonna go on a big rant highlighting exactly what Jon needs to do to fix his life, but I'm sure he'll just go "Nu uh uh! You is not has dat! Dem's is fo' us!"


So let me change my message: Fine, Jon. Fuck you. Starve to death in your mother's ramshackle, decaying hut. No one will miss you.


EDIT: Sorry. Jon has made me particularly frustrated today.
 
Starve to death in your mother's ramshackle, decaying hut.
If the nearest grocery store closes, he will. It will never cross his mind to look for another one.

Likewise, if his power ever gets cut off, I predict he will assume it was a blackout and simply live without electricity for at least six months.
 
I used to think Sweet was trying to trollshield with Chris, A-Log style. Now, though, I think he's actually just plain jealous. CWC is younger, probably healthier, can drive, lives in a better house, controls his own tugboat, is more famous, and has had sex.
 
I've yet to see him mention a rapist or school shooter without trying to mitigate their awful crimes. It begs the question - does he in some way admire these people?
School shooters prob'ly killed a lot of 'liberal scum' or some 'fartknockers' something. Or he believes the shooters were somehow the victims.
 
Just like in the quote by Sweet in my previous post in this thread.

If my guess is correct, Michelle Obama wanted to institute a plan that would require public government-run schools to have more healthy lunches. I'm also guessing that Iconoclast then attacked it as "liberal meddling" or something, and critics pointed out that by opposing it, Sweet was apparently advocating poor nutrition in school lunches. Sweet simply responded with the claim that while he doesn't hate kids, he "loves freedom more". Am I getting this right?
In terms of the criticisms against Sweetums, absolutely. The school lunch thing is a bit more complex than that (and that includes Sweetums' criticisms, as he only disliked it because talking heads told him to and because Michelle Obama was behind the push), and a lot of it revolves around the quality of the food, kids refusing to eat it, etc.
 
To be fair, that whole school lunch thing is kind of stupid and a little bit like 'meddling'. It's not your job to make sure everyone gets five a day etc... just educate the people, including the kids (crazy idea right?) and let them decide for themselves.
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And he continues to attempt to distract everyone from his shitty behavior with the link to the FCC ruling even though he couldn't possibly even have the slightest idea of what it's actually about. However, since it's associated with Obeme, it must be evil and threatening his very existence.
 
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