🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Holdek]

Well he's responded: http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/thread/1437/ajm-studios-news-february-2015?page=5

He says he wanted to think it over before he replied, but unfortunately that did him no good.

At this point I've come to the conclusion that he's basically hopeless. The only thing to be gained is lulzmilk.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

So this is a thing.

Should we even touch on how cowardly it is to address another person's criticisms while on a completely different forum? I know he's been at this shit for awhile, but you'd think someone there would call him out on it. Things like that are precisely why kiwis are even there to begin with thus proving our point regarding Sweets.

EDIT FOR ACTUAL SWEETS QUOTE:

There's nothing I can say that won't upset your new little "friends"... so I'll simply say I am truly sorry about what happened to you. Perhaps this guy thought you were "in the know" or "one of those girls", and upon finding you weren't, handled it badly.

What in the actual fucking fuck is wrong with you?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"Oh, forget about going back to school--come work for me! I'll pay you when business picks up and give you your own apartment in back of the store!"

So he's a victim because he was stupid enough to put all of his eggs in this one, shady ass basket? That's on Sweets.

When I'm angry and bitter and planning revenge against some past enemy, that's when I'm the most together and clear-thinking.

Which is insanely unhealthy.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Suggests that a sexual predator might have had a reason for doing something terrible, but starts foaming at the mouth when anyone reminds him that his "enemies" had justification in "wronging" him. Hypocrisy, thy name is Jonathan M. Sweet.

So yeah, shitbag, you were right for once in your life: we're still "upset" about your response because you are a horrible person.

In a thread he links to in his most recent post, he reveals this tidbit:

I follow some of my old "friends" online, actually. They're doing well for themselves, still look young and healthy. That's the worst part, for me.

What have people been telling Dr. Fartknocker for time immemorial? Spite your enemies by succeeding in life. That's too constructive for Numbnuts to consider, though, so he's the only one being spited by the people he loathes.

 

[Meowthkip]

Suggests that a sexual predator might have had a reason for doing something terrible, but starts foaming at the mouth when anyone reminds him that his "enemies" had justification in "wronging" him. Hypocrisy, thy name is Jonathan M. Sweet.

So yeah, shitbag, you were right for once in your life: we're still "upset" about your response because you are a horrible person.

In a thread he links to in his most recent post, he reveals this tidbit:

What have people been telling Dr. Fartknocker for time immemorial? Spite your enemies by succeeding in life. That's too constructive for Numbnuts to consider, though, so he's the only one being spited by the people he loathes.

But getting a job is haaaaarrrd, you guys. It's so much easier to talk about how you were totally a newspaperman.

Besides, who would hire a man whose head looks like a thumb with pubes glued on it?

 

[wheat pasta]

On that note, I bet an actual thumb with pubes glued on it would be better for your workplace, at least the thumb wouldn't spend its time bitching and entertaining petty revenge fantasies.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I also totally just remembered that in my Arabic BA program there was, in fact, a 40-year-old man. He was in the National Security Studies Master's program, but also getting a BA in Arabic which is why he was in most of my classes. We even wound up going on a study abroad to Jordan at the same time. Dude was cool as hell and had all kinds of crazy stories about his time as a youth when he was rebellious punk runaway in NYC, which is funny because he was the mildest, friendliest, most unassuming-for-a-super-flaming-gay-man I'd ever met in my life.

So no, Sweet, no one is bashing you for going to college because you're too old. It's because you're kind of a piece of shit, really.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I also totally just remembered that in my Arabic BA program there was, in fact, a 40-year-old man. He was in the National Security Studies Master's program, but also getting a BA in Arabic which is why he was in most of my classes. We even wound up going on a study abroad to Jordan at the same time. Dude was cool as hell and had all kinds of crazy stories about his time as a youth when he was rebellious punk runaway in NYC, which is funny because he was the mildest, friendliest, most unassuming-for-a-super-flaming-gay-man I'd ever met in my life.

So no, Sweet, no one is bashing you for going to college because you're too old. It's because you're kind of a piece of shit, really.

I can't help but imagine since you mentioned it being an Arabic program he'll accuse you of being ISIS or some racist ass shit like that.

Calling it now.

 

[Adamska]

I can't help but imagine since you mentioned it being an Arabic program he'll accuse you of being ISIS or some racist ass shit like that.

Calling it now.

I predict more Whitewash Jones speak.

 

[Holdek]

It's not that Sweet's age is problematic for going back to college to earn a degree. It's that his age is problematic for going back and totally living the rad student life of phone sex in the dorms and sumptuous buffet-style dinning three times a day.


No, you cannot, Jon.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

It's not that Sweet's age is problematic for going back to college to earn a degree. It's that his age is problematic for going back and totally living the rad student life of phone sex in the dorms and sumptuous buffet-style dinning three times a day.

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No, you cannot, Jon.

Are you saying it isn't like Van Wilder for the dude in his late 30's that looks 50 and has a grip of health problems? Surely you jest.

 

[Holdek]

Are you saying it isn't like Van Wilder for the dude in his late 30's that looks 50 and has a grip of health problems? Surely you jest.

It's more like Old School except instead of being comedic it centers around a psychopath with murder fantasies.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

It's not that Sweet's age is problematic for going back to college to earn a degree. It's that his age is problematic for going back and totally living the rad student life of phone sex in the dorms and sumptuous buffet-style dinning three times a day.

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No, you cannot, Jon.

In addition to that, everything he posted about his time at the Herald paints a picture of a disruptive douche bag. Having a private conversation? Hey, he can butt in - it's a small office! Take his picture with a flash? Best be ready for a foul-mouthed tirade: he'd been "suffering" from a lack of sleep because he was up too early trying to find his favorite TV show (as well as his blanket and binky, presumably). Expect him to have at least a passing idea of how to prepare his own work? Huh-uh. No matter how busy you are putting together a newspaper, you should always take the time to help a grown adult figure out a photocopier

Jon Sweet is a drag on a society of working grownups.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I especially like the part in the topic where after being called out by a couple of people about the shitty thing he said, Jon tries to distract everyone with the death of Leonard Nimoy. That's some courageous backpedaling there. I wonder how many days he'll need to "carefully" think out his next sexist, hate-filled statement.

 

[Bound2]

For those who haven't seen it, this was his four-days-late reply to Treenbeen.

I apologize for the delay. I wanted to weigh it over long and carefully in my mind before I replied. There's nothing I can say that won't upset your new little "friends"... so I'll simply say I am truly sorry about what happened to you. Perhaps this guy thought you were "in the know" or "one of those girls", and upon finding you weren't, handled it badly. Try, however, to understand that we are from two very different worlds. In mine, apparently, falsely accusing someone of a terrible crime like plagiarism, then attempting to murder them when they protest the accusation, followed by arranging to set them up with a barely-legal girl to possibly get them in legal trouble, is perfectly acceptable. I think a couple of heads clipped from a newspaper photo and pasted onto a pic of two nude Greek statues utterly pales in comparison, even if your buddies disagree.

In short, I am a victim, because every time I make a mistake, I lose a little more of my freedom. Someone comes along and decides I don't have what it takes, so they start taking it upon themselves to start controlling my own life The problem is, they don't know what they're doing, so, well-meaning as they may be, they're just making things worse. Most of the last ten years of my life have been spent trying to recover from others' meddling. Sure, you can say all you want that I didn't build that-- it was the roads and bridges, and a small ditch in North Tacoma... but at the end of the day, I'm the one cleaning up the huge mess by the side of those roads. It's all I can do to keep on an even keel, much less move forward.

So if you see me having one of my moments of "clarity", as Holly likes to call them, please, please, please tell me to stop. Look what was going on in my life in the summer of 2003* and the summer of 2008, when I was happily blogging about moving on and not needing ASU anymore, and know that those are my delusional periods. I'm not following my heart-- I'm listening to someone else's dopey idea about how I should live. "Oh, forget about that girl you were with--date this one!" "Oh, forget about going back to school--come work for me! I'll pay you when business picks up and give you your own apartment in back of the store!" When I'm angry and bitter and planning revenge against some past enemy, that's when I'm the most together and clear-thinking.

*Say what you will about my wanted posters, but it was that one that provided me with the tip that led me to Dale's current whereabouts after a decade.

I mean, what the fuck. Calling him a shitbag is way too kind.

Props to HSMOF, Holdek and Treenbeen for calling him on his bullshit.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

He's as much of a victim as chris was after macing the gamestop employee.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Wow. Good job there blaming the victim for being assaulted.

It's sad how he readily claims he's the victim of some grand conspiracy, like anyone at the Herald gave a fuck beyond calling out his admitted plagiarism, but when confronted by an actual victim he finds every excuse in the book about why they were just mistakenly attacked.

 

[The I Scream Man]

For those who haven't seen it, this was his four-days-late reply to Treenbeen.

[a bunch of stupid ass bullshit]

I mean, what the fuck. Calling him a shitbag is way too kind.

Props to HSMOF, Holdek and Treenbeen for calling him on his bullshit.

Man we really need a Jon Sweet Bingo card, because I'd be calling bingo right now. Let's see..."I'M A VICTIM", False Comparisons, the free space for Delusions, Sexism, and Victim Blaming. Am I missing any?

Seriously fuck him forever, I can't believe he'd seriously imply that because she wasn't "in the know" that she deserved it. Because that's sure what I read out of it.

 

[Adamska]

I apologize for the delay. I wanted to weigh it over long and carefully in my mind before I replied. There's nothing I can say that won't upset your new little "friends"... so I'll simply say I am truly sorry about what happened to you. Perhaps this guy thought you were "in the know" or "one of those girls", and upon finding you weren't, handled it badly.

Oh wow... just wow. You can't even bother to fake sympathy and instead decide to go with the little chestnut of "maybe it's your fault" you terrible joke of a human. Now this statement of mine likely will lead to you instantly comparing this statement to others, and will likely make you say "So it's MY fault when I'm the victim, but it isn't when SHE is", likely interspersed with more Whitewash Jones speech. But here's the thing Thumbo: your accounts change regularly in your stories, and often provide details that paint you as the main catalyst for your "hardship" as well as an awful human being. You also keep spamming it to fish for pity, which really messes with the impact of the story as well as shows that you will not even bother to pick yourself up by the bootstraps. She doesn't have those problems, and as far as I can tell, has moved on in her life.

Try, however, to understand that we are from two very different worlds. In mine, apparently, falsely accusing someone of a terrible crime like plagiarism, then attempting to murder them when they protest the accusation, followed by arranging to set them up with a barely-legal girl to possibly get them in legal trouble, is perfectly acceptable.

Even nicer work Sweets, you started to redirect this lesson back to your own problems not even a paragraph in response, basically screaming "FUCK YOU IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!". Excellent work you selfish piece of subhuman trash.

I think a couple of heads clipped from a newspaper photo and pasted onto a pic of two nude Greek statues utterly pales in comparison, even if your buddies disagree.

You only harrassed and stalked the poor bastards to the point where you have an active restraining order on the campus. You also only wanted to create a photo inditing someone for pederasty as part of a psychotic scheme to "get revenge". Yeah, no. That's not excusable Dr. Coprophage. Not in the slightest.

In short, I am a victim, because every time I make a mistake, I lose a little more of my freedom. Someone comes along and decides I don't have what it takes, so they start taking it upon themselves to start controlling my own life The problem is, they don't know what they're doing, so, well-meaning as they may be, they're just making things worse. Most of the last ten years of my life have been spent trying to recover from others' meddling.

So being a lazy employee who skipped meetings, one that butted into other people's business just because they could, one that creeped out the coworkers by staring, tardraging when a camera gets flashed at you after lazing about all night to kids shows, and finally plagiarizing a piece in a field that hates plagiarism are all mistakes then?

Hey, what about your decision to not get therapy? That a mistake too? Since last I checked, if you did it, they'd have kept you at the college.

Oh, I got one for you. What about the times you disregarded what your boss wanted to do, tried to do things without permission, drove off customers due to their ethnicity, and was a useless lump of an intern because your mom got you the job and fuck customer service? That a mistake too?

And don't get me started on the loss of freedom. You are incapable of doing anything without someone holding your hand, as stories about photocopiers, not finding a phone in a HOSPITAL, not being able to drive, and not being able to easily find a fucking CD burner show. This is all on your end, since if you actually had even a shred of initiative, this shit wouldn't have happened. Also, wasn't your BROTHER, the one you tried to paint as the bad guy, the one that managed things?

Sure, you can say all you want that I didn't build that-- it was the roads and bridges, and a small ditch in North Tacoma... but at the end of the day, I'm the one cleaning up the huge mess by the side of those roads. It's all I can do to keep on an even keel, much less move forward.

What the fuck does an Obama meme have anything to do with this other than "If I shit on the liberals enough, they'll forget what I say!"? Honestly, I'd say you have this bastardized quote backwards; you built this mess because of your poor impulse control and disrespect towards others, and now you want others to fix it.

So if you see me having one of my moments of "clarity", as Holly likes to call them, please, please, please tell me to stop. Look what was going on in my life in the summer of 2003* and the summer of 2008, when I was happily blogging about moving on and not needing ASU anymore, and know that those are my delusional periods.

Because stewing in one's own misery and laziness is a healthy place to be. Doubly so with a boarded up window and a wall full of wood rot and mold. Seriously broski, laugh more. It helps.

I'm not following my heart-- I'm listening to someone else's dopey idea about how I should live. "Oh, forget about that girl you were with--date this one!"

Says the piece of trash who tried to date both his current GF and his ex at the same time and losing both in the process due to obvious reasons.

"Oh, forget about going back to school--come work for me! I'll pay you when business picks up and give you your own apartment in back of the store!"

Could've sworn that you got the job you're talking about because of mommy. On top of that, the job collapsed even before it started, a thing that you selfishly sperged about rather than your poor mother, who lost a lot of money in the deal most likely. I'm assuming it's the third "job" he's had since the beau didn't give him a flat in the exchange last I checked.

When I'm angry and bitter and planning revenge against some past enemy, that's when I'm the most together and clear-thinking.

Not with the plans you come up with dude. Seriously, your idea of proper revenge is to just send a useless letter or review, when you've had demonstrable examples of how useless that stratagem is. What I'm trying to say is that you do not think clearly under any condition.

*Say what you will about my wanted posters, but it was that one that provided me with the tip that led me to Dale's current whereabouts after a decade.

Which is about as useful as me needing to know where the fuck my biggest bully in grade school is right now... that is to say, not useful at all.
Also really creepy.

 

[Meowthkip]

You know, I just thought of something. Any of you guys watch Community?

It was a great show. Chevy Chase used to be on it, and he played an entitled, racist, sexist manchild named Pierce.

I feel like if Sweets went back, he'd basically be Pierce without the charisma and the money.