🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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24isthehighestnumber said:
Hahahaha that shit is pure gold. He wants to watch it with a lawyer? Like, he actually thinks there would be a legal dispute about this? The depths of his fantasy world are boundless!!
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He also considered bringing a lawlsuit against Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

JM Sweet said:
I myself am considering speaking to a lawyer about some false and hurtful information posted about me at Encyclopedia Dramatica. Fun is fun, but I feel they went too far.
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(Source, backup)
 
Go on right ahead Sweet. Lawyers worth a shit cost thousands to keep, and they always ask for more the longer the case drags on. I mean, you're only in complete debt right now and have no income, why not add that expense? I'm sure your money managing bro will love it.
 
Oh, he's probably one of those who believe in freedom of speech until it hurts someone's fee-fees. Edit: Specifically his.
 
The more I research Sweet in a newpapermanly fashion, the more I find myself comparing him to Antony LoGatto rather than Christian Weston Chandler.

Like A-Log, J-Swee loves to point out Chris's flaws in order to hide his own, in a way that is transparently hypocritical to an independent observer:

J-Swee talking about CWC said:
"Naive" sounds too cutesy for it. He's outright delusional with a severe god complex. He seems to think he still looks the way he did at 16
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The_Iconoclast said:
I have not fundamentally changed in 15 years...All I have to do is get back into shape, buy a hairpiece, and see a doctor about my laryngitis, then I could rent an apartment near campus and pass myself off as a University student tomorrow. Women would approach me freely just as they did back then.
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Jon Thumb ladies and gentlemen said:
I have not fundamentally changed in 15 years...All I have to do is get back into shape, buy a hairpiece, and see a doctor about my laryngitis, then I could rent an apartment near campus and pass myself off as a University student tomorrow. Women would approach me freely just as they did back then.
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*laugh track, applause*
Seriously it sounds like a comedy routine at this point, like he sounds like a fuckin Jon Lajoie character...MC Delusional in the hizzy.
 
Just a bit of satirical cartoon fun...

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Dilligaff said:
Oh, he's probably one of those who believe in freedom of speech until it hurts someone's fee-fees. Edit: Specifically his.
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I think his understanding of freedom of speech is that he should be permitted to hurt the feelings of others while completely dodging fallout (like being fired) or having his own feelings trampled over.
 
I have not fundamentally changed in 15 years...All I have to do is get back into shape, buy a hairpiece, and see a doctor about my laryngitis, then I could rent an apartment near campus and pass myself off as a University student tomorrow. Women would approach me freely just as they did back then.
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Can you guys imagine Iconoclast trying to pickup chicks that have 99% nothing in common with him? It's a sitcom with an episode about some 40-something in a midlife crisis.
"Hey thar, I got tickets to see Andrew Dice Clay live."
"Who's Andrew Dice Clay?"
 
John Titor said:
Can you guys imagine Iconoclast trying to pickup chicks that have 99% nothing in common with him? It's a sitcom with an episode about some 40-something in a midlife crisis.
"Hey thar, I got tickets to see Andrew Dice Clay live."
"Who's Andrew Dice Clay?"
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I can't imagine college kids referencing anything he would have heard of let alone enjoy.
"We're going to see 2 Chainz."
"Is that some jungle music?"
 
DrChristianTroy said:
I can't imagine college kids referencing anything he would have heard of let alone enjoy.
"We're going to see 2 Chainz."
"Is that some jungle music?"
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I think he'd have better luck picking up ladies at the old folk's home.

Lower standards, higher tolerance for racism... that'd bump up his chances of getting a date to like, a .5% probability?
 
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Absinthe said:
The more I research Sweet in a newpapermanly fashion, the more I find myself comparing him to Antony LoGatto rather than Christian Weston Chandler.

Like A-Log, J-Swee loves to point out Chris's flaws in order to hide his own, in a way that is transparently hypocritical to an independent observer:
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J-Log.

Ruin said:
I thought he freely admitted that his experience with women was limited to phone sex? Is all this women approaching me crap more of his revisionist history?
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He means (I think) approaching him for phone sex, which to him means approaching him for sex/college relationship.

John Titor said:
Can you guys imagine Iconoclast trying to pickup chicks that have 99% nothing in common with him? It's a sitcom with an episode about some 40-something in a midlife crisis.
"Hey thar, I got tickets to see Andrew Dice Clay live."
"Who's Andrew Dice Clay?"
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The_Iconoclast said:
Because it wasn't my fault. I wasn't perfect, sure, but there comes a point when they have to say, "You know, we've punished him enough. Let's let him come back for a visit, have a nice meal, talk to a few nice girls."
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Can you imagine him being invited to ASU for a visit, where the administration has prepared for him a feast and a harem of coeds? AUGH YEAH
 
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Sweet's comics are always so very ugly.

Here, for instance, his self-insert finally kisses his love interest (who is named after and based on a real girl that Sweet used to have a crush on).

Like most of his work, Sweet heavily...borrowed...from an existing work:

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His version ended up looking like this (apologies for the low resolutions, these are the size Sweet uploaded them):

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Everything is ugly in his version. The girl's hair, the colour of urine. Those spindly, spiky fingers. The uneven lines and haphazard blotches.

I appreciate that not everything has to be cute or pretty - but Sweet's work is just visually unappealing to me. Although I admit that its constant ugliness lends it a curiosity factor.
 
Yeah, I've noticed Jons work is really visually unappealing. Both his comics with his self-insert and other ones all have this bizarre, fever-dreamesque thing going on, in the least interesting way possible. Its not trippy, its just garbage that looks like its been made in MS Paint.
 
Absinthe said:
Sweet's comics are always so very ugly.

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Everything is ugly in his version. The girl's hair, the colour of urine. Those spindly, spiky fingers. The uneven lines and haphazard blotches.

I appreciate that not everything has to be cute or pretty - but Sweet's work is just visually unappealing to me. Although I admit that its constant ugliness lends it a curiosity factor.
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So, Sweet's idea of intimacy is a couple of heavily festooned albino testicles trying to claw each other's faces off while the male stores his tongue in the female's mouth.

Well, yikes. Good luck with the whole
The_Iconoclast said:
Besides, I don't want a cheap one-night stand with a bleary gin-soaked skank; I'm looking for 'a long -term affair with a gorgeous, passionate upper-class lady.
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thing.
 
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