🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I honestly think Chris does less blame shifting than this guy. He's like a four year old.
 
The_Iconoclast said:
Wrong. The real world has and can work that way, if you're willing to force it. If a slut from Georgetown U. can wheedle Congress into giving her and her skeezy friends free birth control, I can make a comeback. Adapting is for the weak. I and my fellow Teapot Domers (a more extreme version of the Tea Party I am looking to assemble, made up of those working to bring the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024) will bend the world to our will. We will not let it bend us.
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Ah, 1967.

Interracial marriage hadn't even been struck by the supreme court until that year, you little shit.
 
Hellblazer said:
The Teapot Dome thing makes me think he's a troll. That was the name of a huge scandal during the Grant administration.
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Actually, it was the Harding administration. And I'll chalk it up to Mr. Sweet being an ignoramus than anything else.
 
The_Iconoclast said:
No, he's just content to stink up life for everyone else. That is why we have workers losing jobs because their chintzy boss signed up for ObamaCare and realizes he can cut expenses by laying off half his staff, and why some poor veteran is peeing blood because his G.I. benefits were cancelled. But, oh well, he can just take a pill.
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Corporate greed is the reason we have workers losing jobs in the wake of Obamacare, which was well-intended but sadly underestimated the willingness of big business to fuck over their employees in the name of profits. As a system it needs refinement, sure, but considering your unemployable basement-dwelling ass is one of the types that subsidized health care was designed to take care of, maybe you shouldn't knock it, hmm?

Wrong. The real world has and can work that way, if you're willing to force it. If a slut from Georgetown U. can wheedle Congress into giving her and her skeezy friends free birth control,
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Oh, you scamp.

I can make a comeback. Adapting is for the weak. I and my fellow Teapot Domers (a more extreme version of the Tea Party I am looking to assemble, made up of those working to bring the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024) will bend the world to our will. We will not let it bend us.
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Suuuuuuure you won't. You've been such a raging success thus far with your refusal to let things go or adapt to reality. Are you sure there will be room in Mommy's basement for all your Teadomer friends?
 
The_Iconoclast said:
What does my caloric value have to do with anything?
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I can see why your career as a school dinner stand-up didn't last.

Do you do that every time someone brings up points that you find uncomfortable/can't refute?

I also missed another one...

5) Any job you are now qualified for you would consider beneath you.
 
I have to wonder, what's up with that AJM studios forum the Iconoclast kept linking to earlier in the thread, claiming they loved his atrocious comic? I've searched through it a little more, and I've noticed a few odd things about it. First of all, it has weird sudden spurts of activity, usually most of the people viewing it being guests, yet the posts still being rather recent. I've also noticed that it's always the same people posting all of the time, most of which have generic avatars.

I can only assume it's either a small forum that acts as a hugbox, full of people as insane as the Iconoclast who whine about the EVIL LIBERALS constantly, or it's a forum created by the Iconoclast himself where he uses a bunch of sockpuppets to agree with his own nutty politics bullshit and praise his own comic.

If the Iconoclast himself has an answer for this, I'd be more than interested in hearing. :lol: I'll admit, I'm not exactly expecting a truthful response.
 
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How people stand having sparse, scratchy beards is beyond me. I guess not everyone can grow full, thick facial hair.
 
RetardBus said:
If the Iconoclast himself has an answer for this, I'd be more than interested in hearing. :lol: I'll admit, I'm not exactly expecting a truthful response.
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If you get a response. He only really looks at the last 5 or 6 posts and then responds to a few cherry picked lines. This is either going to get ignored when if he comes back soon or missed due to the burial of time. I'm saying the latter because he only seems to get once in the mid-moring and then again in the late night.
 
atomik fyre said:
If you get a response. He only really looks at the last 5 or 6 posts and then responds to a few cherry picked lines. This is either going to get ignored when if he comes back soon or missed due to the burial of time. I'm saying the latter because he only seems to get once in the mid-moring and then again in the late night.
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Well the dude seems to post early in the morning (it's around midnight or 1 where I am). Dude's in Arkansas so that's like 2 hours difference?

Can't imagine tard raging at 3 AM is good for the old timer's heart.
 
teheviltwin said:
I think their facial fuzz gives up and partially hides from the luxurious wonder that is your heavenly beard.
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I am fucking amazing. Also, where in Arkansas is this dude? It unnerves me that I share this state with this guy.
 
Surtur said:
I am fucking amazing. Also, where in Arkansas is this dude? It unnerves me that I share this state with this guy.
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I think he's actually around Kennett, Missouri

Actually according to the white pages, there's a Johnny M sweet aged 35-39 living with a 30-34 man (with a reputation apparently) and a 65+ woman in Cape Girardeau, MO.



...It's a slow day
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
Further more your brother's a pot head? Probably hates you for being a cunt rather than anything to do with marijuana. That's the opposite of what weed does. I guess we can chalk this up to old farts like you taking reefer madness at face value.
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Considering Junior's insane delusions and massive persecution complex, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was just exaggerating things his brother did* and twisting them to look like acts of abuse in a bid for pity, eg. bro gets mad at Junior for being a useless shitbag and tells him to get a job and Junior turns this into a horrible violent episode that culminates with brother throwing a rock through his window and Junior crying himself to sleep. (Okay, that part probably actually happened.)

*assuming there actually is a brother and Junior isn't just making this shit up wholesale.
 
Shadow Fox said:
assuming there actually is a brother and Junior isn't just making this shit up wholesale.
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Looks like there is a little bro, looking at what @thatsforubama has found, seems to have some sort of a record too. But as far as how terrible he actually is vs. how he has been described by @The_Iconoclast remains to be seen. I'm going to err on the side of "Icono is blowing it way out of proportion and leaving out several key facts when speaking of his younger brother blowing up on him."
 
Hellblazer said:
The Teapot Dome thing makes me think he's a troll. That was the name of a huge scandal during the Grant administration.
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Good for you, you know your history. Okay, that was a bit of a joke from one of my comics, but I am serious now. There will be a braking point in which the people won't stand for all these changes in the rules and their freedoms being cut back and they will drop out of the system. It might be the one-percent pulling an Atlas Shrugged and moving their goods and services elsewhere, or some of the working poor moving away from the big cities, fleeing to the desert (or at least the Mid/Southwest) to seek better opportunities there. They don't want to feed the tax monster. Those left behind will just sort of become dispirited, go on the dole, and stop functioning altogether. Remember when Ted Kennedy said that the only reason socialism didn't work was because he wasn't in charge of it? ObamaCare may work in a little socialist bubble, but obviously it isn't practical in real life. No one in time immemorial has stepped forth with the "magic bullet" (my apologies to the gun control crowd) to make these ideas work.
 
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