🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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AJMLurker said:
Will Sweet start writing letters to Trump after he is inaugurated?
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Dear Mr. President,

I am writing to inform you that I have information on am Islamic terrorist group that calls themselves the Kiwi Farms. Look at the messages they write!

* [all]...a...[hu]...[ack]...[bar]
* Islamic Content
* Halal

Please send your best Navy SEALs and arrest them and send them all to Gitmo and publicly waterboard them on TV and I will send you a copy of my next book free of charge. Execute @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe for treason just to be safe.

Sincerely, Jon M. Sweet

PS - Please put an end to ObamaCable and make TV great again.
 
So I decided to pay a visit to Sweet's DA to see if he'd had anything to say about what happened here. Only one journal so far for 2017, and no mention of KF's death and miraculous, Jesus-like resurrection three weeks later? I'm offended. Especially since we're easily the only people in the world who give a shit about him.
 
The Mountain said:
So I decided to pay a visit to Sweet's DA to see if he'd had anything to say about what happened here. Only one journal so far for 2017, and no mention of KF's death and miraculous, Jesus-like resurrection three weeks later? I'm offended. Especially since we're easily the only people in the world who give a shit about him.
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Let's catch up to what he's up to. Surprised he didn't celebrate our short demise or got salty about our resurrection.
http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/journal/Jan-31-2017-660724030
* Is happy Trump is President and thinks he's going to overturn everything from Obama's terms. Probably thought he'll get Analog TV back.
* Used the incident where 4 black teens tortured that mentally handicapped guy in order to whine about Millenials, Black people and progress. Just a reminder, I don't think there was any proof that he was a Trump supporter.
* Whined about how his free web service uses captchas

Actually, you can get a whole two-liter bottle of generic soda for about 88 cents, I got about 97 cents, all told. And, after a few more months on the job, with my caliber of work, I'd be seeing even better goodies coming my way. No, I don't believe in coincidences, I believe in signs. And my problem with modern technology has nothing to do with intelligence-- it's that I can't afford most of these fancy devices and have to make do with older model TVs, out-of-date, secondhand, or broken-down kitchen appliances, and computers that are one or two OS's behind the times. Maybe if I still had a nice journalism gig people would gift me with some of these fancy electronic geegaws... but noooooooooo-oooooooo-oooooo, they took that away from me when those small-minded morons at The Herald lied against me, fired me, turned my friends and followers against me, and exiled me to a technological oblivion where I never got a chance to learn to use, much less own, anything like a tablet or a smartphone. See, funny thing about progressive ideology-- they only let you go as far as they say you will; try to go any further, or have something they consider wrong for you, those in power shut you down. There are rules.
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Fucking progress, give me goodies.

>>I hope you realize Trump isn't going to bring back your shitty lightbulbs and Digital TV is here to stay.
Well, if I had the money to buy something better, I wouldn't have reason to complain, would I? I know they have things better than the ObamaCable box, but I just can't afford them now. However, with consumer confidence and job growth rising, it may only be a matter of time-- a year, two at most-- before I hear those magic words: "Hey, I'm opening a new business, and I'm looking for someone to help out. You want in?"
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A future victim of another get rich quick scam.

>>What those hoodlum trash did was inexcusable but they do not represent all Blacks...
Eh, most of 'em. 'Leastways, where I live, anyhow.
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AAAAAAAAAH! Black people!

>>...when you admitted that you can't work a fucking washing machine.
I can work a college washing machine. One button, that's it, push and go, done. Not something that looks like the console on the Starship Enterprise, with all those dials and buttons and knobs. College technology is very different from real-world tech-- so much easier, so much simpler. Like life.
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This is so pathetic I can't even come up with anything snarky.
 
lol
Jon can't even be a victim of a get rich quick scheme because he doesn't have control of his welfare check.

You couldn't even exploit him for tard labor because he's both too lazy and incompetent to work.
 
Time to again spork the stupid shit that Jonathan Mack Sweet has stated, since he continues to reenact that coyote from Looney Tunes:
Twenty Pounds of Gawargl in Two Sentences said:
Actually, you can get a whole two-liter bottle of generic soda for about 88 cents, I got about 97 cents, all told. And, after a few more months on the job, with my caliber of work, I'd be seeing even better goodies coming my way.
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In the span of two sentences, Jonny has already proven that he again operates on child logic with his money. He again is believing that 97 cents is a reasonable sum, when most motherfuckers call that change. On top of that, what job? Last I checked, dumping your unreadable wreck of a comic where it recieves almost no traffic does not a job make dude, and we know you have nothing else either.
Same Shit Different Word said:
No, I don't believe in coincidences, I believe in signs.
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So you correlate without causation and fall for the gambler's fallacy among others like a total mark, but with a different word. Seriously, no wonder Ma took your checks from you with that logic.
And my problem with modern technology has nothing to do with intelligence-- it's that I can't afford most of these fancy devices and have to make do with older model TVs, out-of-date, secondhand, or broken-down kitchen appliances, and computers that are one or two OS's behind the times.
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That is no goddamn excuse considering my gran who can remember when Harry S. Truman was president, lived in a home before air conditioning was a concept for the plebes, and grew up with radio rather than TV is able to use all of these things juuuuust fine when a man half her fucking age cannot. You have a serious brain problem and will not admit it.
Does Not Know that you do not get Gifts Like This if you Want to Keep Job said:
Maybe if I still had a nice journalism gig people would gift me with some of these fancy electronic geegaws... but noooooooooo-oooooooo-oooooo, they took that away from me when those small-minded morons at The Herald lied against me, fired me, turned my friends and followers against me, and exiled me to a technological oblivion where I never got a chance to learn to use, much less own, anything like a tablet or a smartphone.
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And maybe if you didn't blow off or sleep through classes you'd remember how journalism worked and how you'd get fired for taking bribes as fucktarded as gifts rather than pure cash... but fuck it, you can't even write college level English despite having a Bach degree in English. Hell, you already HAVE the required degree to get a job as a journo, you're just too lazy to go job searching.
Autist said:
See, funny thing about progressive ideology-- they only let you go as far as they say you will; try to go any further, or have something they consider wrong for you, those in power shut you down. There are rules.
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Which you conveniently cannot describe or show evidence of outside of personal assache, I mean anecdote, and ignores how your behavior was why you were evicted.
Leech said:
Well, if I had the money to buy something better, I wouldn't have reason to complain, would I?
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If you stopped masturbating in your shithole of a room and job searched, you'd have had this money due to working as a janitor or something.
Cannot Understand the Most Basic Tenet of Conservatism said:
I know they have things better than the ObamaCable box, but I just can't afford them now.
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Get a Job.
How Does I Landed Jerb said:
However, with consumer confidence and job growth rising, it may only be a matter of time-- a year, two at most-- before I hear those magic words: "Hey, I'm opening a new business, and I'm looking for someone to help out. You want in?"
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I'm gonna pull a you and shit on how like a lefty, you assume and demand people give you the handouts and does the work instead. The fact you cannot even understand the very basics of how to land a job despite having a magic box that can access the internet is atrocious.
So Ineptly Backwards and Racist even the Grand Dragon in His Area is Offended said:
Eh, most of 'em. 'Leastways, where I live, anyhow.
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"Niggers are subhuman" ~ Jonathan Mack Sweet, a moon faced violent lunatic
One of the Dumbest Things Ever Said by a Human said:
I can work a college washing machine. One button, that's it, push and go, done. Not something that looks like the console on the Starship Enterprise, with all those dials and buttons and knobs. College technology is very different from real-world tech-- so much easier, so much simpler. Like life.
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When a woman twice your age can operate said machine just fine and with the proliferation of "how tos" and readable instruction manuals in print and accessible on computer, you may want to see a brain doctor to see just where and how badly your brain went wrong.
 
The Mountain said:
Awww, using "we" as if any of the other cows would be willing to work or associate with him. Even for a shared goal.
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Vordark has been contacting the subjects of threads in an attempt to weaponize lolcattle herds into an army against the site. Kind of like Animal Farm with retards. This may be what he's referring to by "we." It also might be Vordark who suggested Jon send Null a polite e-mail asking for his thread to be taken down and for our dox. That's his MO.
 
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So I thought Sweetums was being a bit quiet lately. Turns out his Windows 98 desktop finally crashed and his scanner stopped working.

He also turned the time he found a "diamond" in his yard into a comic, and apparently he managed to figure out how to use Dropbox now?
 
Who would've thought that an ancient computer running Windows 98 could crash? Also that dropbox image doesn't seem to be loading, although that may just be on my end.

And did anyone tell Sweet about backing up files?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Who would've thought that an ancient computer running Windows 98 could crash? Also that dropbox image doesn't seem to be loading, although that may just be on my end.

And did anyone tell Sweet about backing up files?
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Of course nobody told him! Nobody tells him anything!

That would involve people talking to him!
 
If someone mentions something, he can google it. He's smart enough to work some things out.
 
flossman said:
Dropbox fucking works on Win 98? Or is he just using the web interface? Man, welcome to "the Cloud," Sweetie.
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He's been using Dropbox before, and he's linked to stuff on Dropbox in his journals for a while now. Long ago he got ridiculed for cloud share incompetence ("nobody told me about cloud storage, all I found by myself was this ridiculously expensive enterprise cloud storage service") and I guess that was also around the time he figured out it'd be nice to buy some shitty computer from this decade.
I'd love to know what he thought when he learnt about Dropbox. ("Wait, a few gigabytes for free? And this is what everyone is using? Well fuck me!" ...just stretch that train of thought over a couple of weeks or so.)
 
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