🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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AJMLurker said:
Random question for the Sweetorians. What is the connection between Sweet and pyramids?
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Adamska said:
He believes in pyramid power. I don't know how he got into it specifically, but it was something he tried to turn into a scientific experiment back when he was in like junior high or something. I say try because this is Jonathan Mack Sweet, and he is therefore the most inept person on earth. Basically, he stored peanuts for like two weeks, one under a pyramid, one base. He then tested and gave them to the class without doing something as simple as a blind taste test. Then using the heavy bias of the ign'nant, he then declared his pyramid peanuts were somehow better.

In short, Jonathan Mack Sweet is exactly the type of man we make fun of Chris for; he would sell his house for magic beans.
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To add to this, he told this story to us out of the blue in order to complain about how the peanut allergy is more commonplace these days. I'm not entirely sure what the point of the complaint is, does he think it's politically incorrect to acknowledge allergens?
 
Because I guess Liberals. My guess is one of his shock jockeys bitched about helicopter parents and he just rolled with it with no originality at all rattling in his diseased mind.
 
You know, I'm beginning to question whether Jon sent his book to whomever he currently thinks the IRL "Ashleigh" is. He published the book on Lulu, apparently without the type of ISBN that would be used by book retailers, so it won't be available in stores. Now, unless his family bought him copies of his own book, or there was some kind of offer where authors who used the site got free copies of their own publication, then it's highly suspect Jon bought anything - he doesn't have control over his own money nor does he have a credit card. This is quite significant, as according to Lulu, the site "accepts major credit and debit cards as well as PayPal and country-specific payment methods based on the shipping address. Lulu does not accept personal checks or money orders."

So how did Jon pay for the books, then pay to send them to his target of harassment?
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
You know, I'm beginning to question whether Jon sent his book to whomever he currently thinks the IRL "Ashleigh" is. He published the book on Lulu, apparently without the type of ISBN that would be used by book retailers, so it won't be available in stores. Now, unless his family bought him copies of his own book, or there was some kind of offer where authors who used the site got free copies of their own publication, then it's highly suspect Jon bought anything - he doesn't have control over his own money nor does he have a credit card. This is quite significant, as according to Lulu, the site "accepts major credit and debit cards as well as PayPal and country-specific payment methods based on the shipping address. Lulu does not accept personal checks or money orders."

So how did Jon pay for the books, then pay to send them to his target of harassment?
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Printing them out and stapling the pages is about as realistic as it gets for Sweet and even I doubt that happened. But yes Sweet, do explain this sudden discrepancy.
 
John Titor said:
Printing them out and stapling the pages is about as realistic as it gets for Sweet and even I doubt that happened. But yes Sweet, do explain this sudden discrepancy.
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If he sent it at all, this is probably how he did it. Otherwise, he would have had to buy a copy of his latest revenge fantasy and have it sent to himself -- not likely for the reasons HSMOF points out, and I doubt that Lulu provides free copies to its "authors." Then he could write his nasty note on the title page and mail his illiterate spergfest to someone who, upon opening it, would wonder, "Who the hell is Jonathan Sweet and why did he send this to me?"
 
John Titor said:
Printing them out and stapling the pages is about as realistic as it gets for Sweet and even I doubt that happened. But yes Sweet, do explain this sudden discrepancy.
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Did anyone ever show him how to use a stapler though?
 
John Titor said:
I'm not entirely sure what the point of the complaint is, does he think it's politically incorrect to acknowledge allergens?
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Sweet was complaining how oversensitive people are nowadays and cited concern over peanut allergies as an example. Then he said that if he ran a peanut experiment in school today, it'd get the school evacuated.

DrJonesHat said:
Does he even know how to buy things online?
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Early in this thread, he said he can't because Mama Sweet won't let him have a credit card. And no one told him about those prepaid debit card things.

The_Iconoclast said:
But they're hard to pay for when you don't have a credit card and can't order equipment online.
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DrJonesHat said:
Yeah, he lurks. He won't post, cause he's afraid to engage us on a field where he can't control the terms engagement. He sent whiny PMs to Null a while back but that's it.
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Didn't he show up here initially because he thought our feeble minds were easy pickings for his transcendent intellect?
 
Ruin said:
Didn't he show up here initially because he thought our feeble minds were easy pickings for his transcendent intellect?
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Yep, the Giant Brain of Blytheville said he stopped by to "sharpen my claws" on the hapless Kiwis. He ended up by threatening to murder us (the final argument of morons, if you will). As long as he carries out his death threats in chronological order, we should be safe for a few decades as he has yet to slay everyone he knew at ASU, his mom's old boyfriend, and one of his brothers, all of whom still live on despite being sentenced to death by The Stalking Horror. And those are just the ones we know about. Chances are good that everyone he's ever met has been condemned to decapitation, their heads destined for pikes in his mom's his back yard.
 
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