🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[ON 190]

Bone knives at two paces on the field of honor, in accordance with the code duello of the Mold Kingdom.

There can be only one.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

The Farting Eejit has put up a new journal entry. He must be lonely.

And there's a new photo -- with some incredibly bad cut-and-paste work -- that is not for the squeamish.

Spoiler: The Insidious Dr. Fu Man Thumbskull

 

[Rokko]

The Farting Eejit has put up a new journal entry. He must be lonely.

And there's a new photo -- with some incredibly bad cut-and-paste work -- that is not for the squeamish.

Spoiler: The Insidious Dr. Fu Man Thumbskull

He looks "unfortunate"
Btw comparing asian people to other people is mean, we all know asian people dont age in the first 50 years.

 

[AnOminous]

The Farting Eejit has put up a new journal entry. He must be lonely.

And there's a new photo -- with some incredibly bad cut-and-paste work -- that is not for the squeamish.

Spoiler: The Insidious Dr. Fu Man Thumbskull

I know 70+ year olds who look healthier.

That plus he looks demented and senile.

 

[John Titor]

The Farting Eejit has put up a new journal entry. He must be lonely.

And there's a new photo -- with some incredibly bad cut-and-paste work -- that is not for the squeamish.

Spoiler: The Insidious Dr. Fu Man Thumbskull

As I suspected, he took you literally.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

I know 70+ year olds who look healthier.

That plus he looks demented and senile.

My dad is almost 60 and has had two heart attacks and he looks way better than thumbskull.

 

[The Mountain]

I have two dead grandparents that I'd honestly argue still look to be in better shape than Sweet.

Also, since he seems to believe anything posted here is 100% true, I suppose it's time I came clean. This isn't just a stupid forum name. I really am Hafþór Júlíus "Thor" Björnsson.

 

[CatFace]

He looks "unfortunate"
Btw comparing asian people to other people is mean, we all know asian people dont age in the first 50 years.

To be fair I think Sweet believing there is a hairpiece in the world that could make him look ready for picking up ASU girls probably amounts to him imagining he looks as young as a 40 year old asian man with good genetics.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

him imagining he looks as young as a 40 year old asian man with good genetics.

Sweet could have memorized how he looked back in the glorious days of half-past 1997 and really hasn't updated the mental image he has of himself.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Sweet could have memorized how he looked back in the glorious days of half-past 1997 and really hasn't updated the mental image he has of himself.

To be fair I think Sweet believing there is a hairpiece in the world that could make him look ready for picking up ASU girls probably amounts to him imagining he looks as young as a 40 year old asian man with good genetics.

No one ever told him that his balding head isn't the only thing that makes him look almost 70 despite only being 41. Well, we did, but he never listens to us.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

As I suspected, he took you literally.

Sweet is an over-educated version of Shaner, who also threatens and harasses people he knows because he's convinced they're posting on his lolcow thread. Sweet has probably assigned the name of someone he knows to everyone who has posted on this thread.

Sweet is too stupid and egotistical to understand and accept the fact that people around the world are simultaneously amused, entertained and horrified by the online antics of a deranged, racist hick who -- when he's not busy stalking, harassing, threatening and physically assaulting people -- posts avalanches of buffoonish fiction and inept comics from the global headquarters of his vastly influential publishing empire in the jerkwater slum of Blytheville, Arkansas. Sweet's delusions match up nicely with Shaner's view of himself as a professional photographer, videographer and historian.

 

[Ruin]

Sweet could have memorized how he looked back in the glorious days of half-past 1997 and really hasn't updated the mental image he has of himself.

We have pictures of sweets in college. He looked unkempt and decades older than he was even back then.

 

[Trombonista]

Btw comparing asian people to other people is mean, we all know asian people dont age in the first 50 years.

Okay, here's 42-year-old Eugene Mirman:

Spoiler

And here's 41-year-old Jonathan Mack Sweet:

Spoiler

 

[Rokko]

Okay, here's 42-year-old Eugene Mirman:

Spoiler

And here's 41-year-old Jonathan Mack Sweet:

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You are right, he looks at least ten years older. At least.
God, Sweet really looks like a bum. Literally. But surely all those highschool sweethearts will melt away when he finally is back on campus...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And here's 41-year-old Jonathan Mack Sweet:

Sweet has a lot of grey hair. I don't think that's common at that age.

 

[Ruin]

Sweet has a lot of grey hair. I don't think that's common at that age.

It actually is some people even go gray in their thirties. Sweets is still fugly though.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

The Farting Eejit has put up a new journal entry. He must be lonely.

And there's a new photo -- with some incredibly bad cut-and-paste work -- that is not for the squeamish.

Spoiler: The Insidious Dr. Fu Man Thumbskull

It's Burl Ives after having contracted AIDS from sharing a needle (cuz sex sure as shootin' had nothing to do with it).

 

[John Titor]

Just to further drive it home how old Sweetums looks for his age, here is 42-year-old Takahiro Sakurai:

Spoiler

Here is 41-year-old Hiroshi Kamiya:

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And here is 41-year-old Jonathan Mack Sweet:

Spoiler

He looks "unfortunate"
Btw comparing asian people to other people is mean, we all know asian people dont age in the first 50 years.

Here's Leo DiCaprio, 42.

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

It actually is some people even go gray in their thirties. Sweets is still fugly though.

I've known someone who went mostly gray in their late teens. It still isn't terribly common though.

Jon looks like utter shit.

 

[ON 190]

Sweet has a lot of grey hair. I don't think that's common at that age.

I'm almost 30 and have grey in my beard, but it runs in the family. I don't, however, look like the Unkempt Monstrosity that is Lord Sweetums.