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And those damned liberals made them change it from the original name of "Negro Friday."

In the Sweet household, it is known as Jigaboo Friday. He thinks Negro Friday is a character in Robinson Crusoe.

Did he actually say that? Sounds like something he would say.

Yes. Right here.

The Farting, Eructing, Urine-Hoarding Eejit proclaims:

"Supposedly it's an accounting term (i.e. to be "in the black", or to have your ledgers fat and flush with profit) although it's also suggested some anonymous policeman came up with the term over fifty years ago, and not one of endearment, exactly, which is why merchants insisted on piushing [sic] the kinder, gentler, profit margin angle."

Of course, "some anonymous policeman" is none other than Thumbskull his own self.

In the same post, he raves about Monster High Dolls, which he objects to because some of them are not white. He calls them "Little Monster Crack Whores" and claims that people who buy them risk "getting their asses stabbed each year fighting over the last [of the dolls]."

Sweet's opinions about black people (who, he claims, can attack in seconds before disappearing "into the night that spawned them") are straight out of his prized copy of The Ku Klux Klan Encyclopedia.
 
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People who aren't Sweet and don't know the origin of "Black Friday" might first think it's "black" like "a black day for retail employees." Sweet goes straight to black people.

edit: Maybe.

In the same post, he raves about Monster High Dolls, which he objects to because some of them are not white.
Didn't Sweet claim he wasn't racist at one point?
 
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People who aren't Sweet and don't know the origin of "Black Friday" might first think it's "black" like "a black day for retail employees." Sweet goes straight to black people.


Didn't Sweet claim he wasn't racist at one point?
I hate the idea of defending him but nothing in the link says anything like that. I'd give him the benefit of the doubt but there's a reason why we automatically think he would say this shit.

EDIT: Fucking autocorrect.
 
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I hate the idea of defending him but nothing in the link says anything like that. I'd give him the benefit of the doubt but there'should a reason why we automatically think he would say this shit.

The creator of Jigaboo Junction and Broke Black Mountain (with its cast of "Many Coons, Lotta Jiggs, Hugh S. Blackman" and "Cal A. Spade) doesn't really deserve the benefit of the doubt when it comes to race. In one of his stories, his self-insert kills a 12-year-old "little mulater boy" based on the kid that hung around the engine repair shop. In another, he names a black man Buckwheat.

When he says that a cop came up with the name Black Friday, he is not implying that the cop noticed that a lot of black people shop on that day. He is implying that black people keep the cops extra busy on Black Friday. There's no other way to read it.
 
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Black Friday update where he blames Wal-Mart closing some of their stores on progress.
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His latest Black Friday Blog:
Nov. 25, 2016: https://archive.is/3uXVT

Edit: late, but leaving it so we have archive, too.

"And mil gracias to all those I saw putting me on their Favorites list literally seconds after I put 'em up. The most popular by far appear to be the Hulk Hogan cover and this one, which seems to have caught the eye of a car aficionado or two." [emphasis added]

So, as of 18 hours after that post, the grand total of faves he's received is 3. I mean, combined. Between two comics, "all those" faves he's gushing about receiving total exactly three.
 
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His latest Black Friday Blog:
Nov. 25, 2016: https://archive.is/3uXVT

Edit: late, but leaving it so we have archive, too.

I loved his intro:

"The first fifty issues of Belch Dimension Comics are now up and available in my dA gallery. And mil gracias to all those I saw putting me on their Favorites list literally seconds after I put 'em up. The most popular by far appear to be the Hulk Hogan cover and this one, which seems to have caught the eye of a car aficionado or two. So, a big tip of the ol' button-cap to each and every one of ya. Sa-lud!" [The link is to the cast of the old TV show Hee Haw screaming "Salute!" Does Thumbskull think salud is Spanish for salute? Does he think the link is funny because the words sound vaguely similar? Am I alone in thinking that linking the Spanish word for health to a video of a bunch of hillbillies yelling salute is just a wee bit deranged?]

Thumbskull doesn't realize that his DeviantArt stats are available for anyone to look at.

His big "thank you" to "all those" putting him on their favorites list "within seconds" of his dumping his latest load of crap makes it sound like hundreds or even thousands of people have flooded in after he posted issues Nos. 47 through 50.

In reality, the most-favorited item on his site is a screencap of a Batman Beyond panel from another site. It has been favorited seven times. Seven. No telling which of his own works has been favorited the most, but whatever it is, it has been favorited fewer than seven times. Over the course of five years, stuff on his site has been favorited a total of 48 times; no more than 41 of those can possibly be for his own work. The most-viewed item on his site is another screencap. this time from a Cartoon Network show.

In short, his own work doesn't get the most views or the most likes on his own site. Pathetic, but hardly surprising.

Here are his DeviantArt stats. Read 'em and laugh.

HaggisMcCrablice [who, remember, has been on the site for five years] has 19,984 pageviews in total; their 75 journals and the 109 deviations in their gallery were viewed 13,643 times. HaggisMcCrablice watches 6 deviants, while 11 deviants watch HaggisMcCrablice.

Overall, their deviations received 82 comments and were added to deviants' favourites 48 times, while HaggisMcCrablice made 543 comments, about 0.25 comments per day since joining DeviantArt. This means that HaggisMcCrablice gave 66 comments for every 10 received.

The deviation with the most comments is 120415-- Buck Rogers technology (2) with 17 comments, while the most favourited one is Madcap Screencaps #4: Mummy's Girl, with 7 favourites. The most viewed deviation is Madcap Screencaps #2: Uncle Grandpa is an Asshole with 538views.

6 favourites were given for every 10 comments.

Every 19.7 days HaggisMcCrablice uploads a new deviation, and it's usually on a Friday, when 44 (40%) of deviations were submitted.

The busiest month was November 2015 when 14 (13%) deviations were submitted.

The majority of deviations are submitted to the cartoons gallery (65), while the favourite category was comics > pages with 59 deviations.

Comments per deviation: 0.75
Favourites per deviation: 0.44
Views per deviation: 125
Comments per day: 0.03 [less than one per month; most of them are from Kiwis]
Favourites per day: 0.02 [a total of one every 50 days]
Deviation views per day: 6.33
Pageviews per day: 9.28

Edit to add: . . . and ninja'd a bit by the ever-ninjalike HSMOF. Thanks for the specific number of favorites -- Three! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . -- on those wildly popular additions to The Stalking Horror's site.
 
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Dodging questions as usual said:
Okay, here's an example of contradicting and confusing information: my dog likes to chase, catch and eat wild rabbits. Some sites say this is fine because running is wonderful exercise and dogs need a supply of fresh meat in their diets. Others say it's not healthy because they may contain worms and parasites that can make them very ill. Which is it?

If I add you Kiwi morons into the mix, the levels of double-talk and gibbering increase dramatically. I've heard half a dozen theories on Ashleigh alone, each more bizarre than the last... but not one of you has thought of, oh, I don't know, contacting her, uh, to get her side of things? I think I should at least know the truth about the girl I loved, the one my life was ruined over.



I use YouTube and other sites to watch the shows I enjoy. It's, if not the only way to get around the scourge of ObamaCable, the least expensive one. Now, some sites are reputable and of good quality. Others have poor video quality, or they crash, freeze, or buffer repeatedly, making my viewing experience unpleasant, and I worry they may be excreting viruses into my computer system. It wasn't this complicated in the good old days of analog. You could still watch a snowy picture if you squint a bit. Now, the image just melts into a misshaped horrific mess, stutters, or totally bluescreens. And we had more choices. You could watch the FOX from Memphis, or the FOX from Jackson. Progress means change. Change means rules. Rules means punishment, abuse, loss of freedom, revocation of privileges, denial or confiscation of liberties. Rules, rules, rules. Too many rules. Again, who needs it?
 
Is it my imagination, or right after he talks about the choice between two entire TV stations, does he degenerate into an autistic mess of fear and babble?

It's just fascinating how he can't imagine there being rules without the implication of his breaking them. I mean, maybe this is why he doesn't drive. US rules include things like driving on the right side of the road; stopping when the light is red; making right turns on red only where this is explicitly allowed; not attempting to pass when the dividing line down the road is solid; and other really simple shit that allows you to predict the behavior of other drivers so you don't all get into a giant crash. But the very first thing Sweet associates with "rules" is "punishment," not "not getting into a giant crash because you decided to practice rugged individualism behind the wheel of a car." Amazing.
 
Okay, here's an example of contradicting and confusing information: my dog likes to chase, catch and eat wild rabbits. Some sites say this is fine because running is wonderful exercise and dogs need a supply of fresh meat in their diets. Others say it's not healthy because they may contain worms and parasites that can make them very ill. Which is it?

Okay, Jon, here's how it works: By the time humans become adults, we usually have developed this thing called 'discernment.' It's a mental process by which we determine the qualities of different things based on our own judgement after having carefully weighed the factual information we've learned about them. Discernment is what allows us to separate rumor from fact, lie from truth, and reasonable conclusions from thoughtless or crazy ones.

Take your confusion over rabbit-chasing. The information that you said you've looked up is not confusing, it's simply that one side of the argument supports dogs chasing rabbits, and another doesn't. It should be noted here that Jon never posts any real examples of this contradiction; he merely whines that there are two sides to the argument and that he can't make up his own mind. Discernment would allow Jon to look at the sources of the argument, determine their scientific and medical legitimacy, then, based on that knowledge and his own experience with owning a dog that chases rabbits, come to his own conclusions.

But Jon has demonstrated in several different ways that he either enjoys or requires someone to show him how to think. His penchant for stereotyping and insulting liberals comes straight out of the Sean Hannity / Michael Savage playbook. He came here with that nonsense and we sent him away claiming defeat. He can't operate user-friendly technology without someone teaching him. We've even influenced his perspective on life despite the fact that he believes we're ignorant liars.

Jon simply cannot rationalize the world on his own. He apparently needs someone to hold his hand even then.

If I add you Kiwi morons into the mix, the levels of double-talk and gibbering increase dramatically. I've heard half a dozen theories on Ashleigh alone, each more bizarre than the last...

This is not true. The general consensus on "Ashleigh" was that she was troll. @MrsFrizzle pointed out some factual information about the woman Jon suspected was "Ashleigh," proving that he was heading in the wrong direction. I personally noted that Jon had written that she had called for his roommate. There is no double-talk here, and he does not post an example of the supposedly "half-dozen" theories.

What's going on is that Jon has an extremely poor memory for details. He forgets things, even if he writes them down. Moreover, he is possessed of a childish and myopic mindset that demands the world do what he wants it to, and be as he wants it to be. Jon desperately wants "Ashleigh" to be real. He's never been in a romantic relationship. No woman has ever desired him, and it is very likely that no woman ever will. He's in the 41st year of his life, and nothing seems to have changed. He has no idea how to attract a woman, and the opportunity to ask one out probably never comes up. If "Ashleigh" was real, she was a font of sexual gratification and implied affection that burst up out of the ground unbidden. He would've hit the jackpot. But if she was just a troll -

- Incidentally, "Ashleigh"was just a troll; no one in college wanted him -

- then it meant that Jon never had, and never would have any luck with women. In fact, it would've meant that no one really liked him, and was pulling a prank just to be cruel. "Ashleigh" was just a phantom, and Jon was never seen as attractive or desirable by anyone.

... but not one of you has thought of, oh, I don't know, contacting her, uh, to get her side of things? I think I should at least know the truth about the girl I loved, the one my life was ruined over.

Speaking of contradictions....

So, once again, Jon turns into Begging Benny, telling the world that it needs to address his problems for him. If any of us has considered contacting "Ashleigh" (and for all he knows, we may have done just that and not made it public...), we have no obligation to tell Jon at all. But then, since she was just a troll who pulled a nearly twenty year-old prank, we have no practical way of figuring out who she was.

But that's just Jon being the "fix it for me!" hobo that he always is. No, the bigger issue here is the contradictory tone he strikes. In the post above the previous one, Jon writes:

Sure, the Web puts all the knowledge in the world at your fingertips... but half that information sharply contradicts the other half, which is confusing, and whenever I repeat faulty or biased information, I get relentlessly mocked and savaged by numb peckerheads like you. Not worth it. Progress is disruptive, costly, and just causes trouble most of the time. Who needs it?

So here, we see that Jon seems to have trouble determining if information found on the 'net is legitimate or not, and that when he presents false information - something which has apparently happened quite a number of times, seeing as how he brought it up to begin with - he gets upset when he is rightly jeered at for it. What Jon doesn't seem to understand is that he doesn't merely post false information, but lives by it, and defends his ugly actions by it. We mock him because he's a detestable pig who is basing his hateful attitudes and dumb ideas on wrong information that he could've easily debunked himself if he had any sense of intellectual integrity. He's just stupid, and thus he gets mocked for being stupid, simple as that.

But here's where the contradiction comes in: Jon has no problem hurling invective at us, despite his tacit admission that we're smarter than he is. He just admitted to repeatedly posting faulty or biased information. He also admitted that we are often capable of pointing it out. Jon is butthurt that we have far more intellectual capability than he does, and that he is able to understand that he is often wrong. But instead, he tries to insult our intelligence by using insults, because it's all he's got left.

Yet, despite the fact that he belittles our intellect and says that our perspectives are untrustworthy "double-talk and gibbering," he still writes:

but not one of you has thought of, oh, I don't know, contacting her, uh, to get her side of things? I think I should at least know the truth about the girl I loved, the one my life was ruined over.

This simply makes no sense. Jon wants us to get down to the "truth" about "Ashleigh," but does not think we can be trusted. He states that everything we've said about "Ashleigh" is a confusing mess, but then he expects, and apparently trusts, us to find this woman, talk to her, and then present her side of things clear of any bias, editing, or verification, for that matter. I mean, I could post an interview I did with "Ashleigh" later today, if I wanted. Heck, just give me an hour, and I could post a couple pages of a phone interview I did with her. It's really no problem. If Jon is that desperate, it wouldn't be a problem.

Of course, Jon ruined his own life. If one could argue he ever had a life, that is.

Progress means change. Change means rules. Rules means punishment, abuse, loss of freedom, revocation of privileges, denial or confiscation of liberties. Rules, rules, rules. Too many rules. Again, who needs it?

Well, this is not universal. It's just more of Jon's canned responses to the fact that he can't run his life by himself. Everybody needs progress, including him. Nobody else has to deal with these so-called "rules" and "punishments," just him. This is because he's an overgrown child whose life is maintained by his mother, and who could not defend against his younger sibling. It's just Jon, no one else.

However, Jon does not seem to understand that the benefits of progress don't specifically need to apply to him. Or, more accurately, society does not need Jon to benefit from anything.

If millions of people benefit from change, but Jon is left out in the cold, so be it. Jon freezes, starves, develops an illness and dies alone and broken - fine. No sweat. "Who needs progress?" is the wrong question. The proper question is, "Who needs Jon?" The answer to that is, "Nobody does."

Society will move as it always has, comfortably without a care for Jon Sweet. Society continues to enjoy the advances of progress, Jon ends up penniless and alone, his frozen, emaciated body discovered inside a refrigerator box behind a furniture store, the only shelter he could find in a failed attempt to keep warm during a brutally cold winter. Acceptable loss.

We exploit newer, faster, life-enhancing technology that brings the world closer together, Jon is buried in a potter's field, unsung and unattended, with no one to mourn him. Works for us!

Progress helps a lot of people, but it doesn't need to help Jon.
 
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Sweet has to be told how to think and can't discern often thinks simple things are confusing, and he still thinks he's a "conservative genius" and that we "didn't even go to college."

Wow.

"A thousand thanks."
Is "mil gracias" something they say a lot in Arkansas, or is that just a Sweetish neologism?
 
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Sure it's common, but what I hear and see in print the most, when "thank you" is just thrown into an English sentence, is "muchas gracias." Or, if you're a hippie, "Muchas [sic] Garcias, dude. That was one kind phatty burrito." To me, "mil gracias" is an oddity as an I'm-so-cultured foreign expression. YMMV, of course.
 
Sweet has to be told how to think and can't discern often thinks simple things are confusing, and he still thinks he's a "conservative genius" and that we "didn't even go to college."
I saw that post but it wasn't directed at us but his brothers whining about how they had better lives than he did because they didn't go.
 
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