🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I'm sure Trump will get right onto getting Thumbskull unbanned from ASU, right after he gets Shaner unbanned from the railroad and gets Bob Mckim all of his food and medicine.
 
New blog. He hand-flaps giddily about Trump's win, posts some more of his shit comic while patting himself on the back for how powerful his metaphors are, and then...spergs out about high school?
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If Hillary had won, forget about 1997. America's clock would be pushed back to 'round about 1992. Oops, gotta run, I'm late for first period-- drama class with Miz K. We're giving oral presentations today. Later we'll all meet for lunch at the bowling alley. Chili cheese fries, near-beer and a game of pool, on me. Trust me, the first time around in high school was enough.
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I don't know what he finds so distressing about this notion, since we'd ostensibly end up at half-past 1997 eventually. It's also interesting that he doesn't list anything Clinton might allegedly have done during her term in office to push us back to 1992, no proposed policies that he found worrisome, none of her stated political stances that he felt would spell bad things for the country. Probably this is because he only knows that she's not a conservative Republican and is therefore Bad, but the fact that he can only illustrate the hypothetical horror of Clinton's presidency with a bunch of irrelevant anecdotes about high school makes it look as though he believes he would literally have been sent back there to endure the misery of drama class and "near-beer" at the bowling alley. I can't understand this man's brain, and I don't want to.
 
trombonista said:
Sweet does know Trump used to be a Democrat, right?
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No. He doesn't. If it wasn't in a children's cartoon or a Three Stooges short, he don't need to know about it, he don't want to know about it, and he won't know about it.

If knowledge were denim, Thumbskull wouldn't have enough fabric to make a pair of jorts for a gnat. (Apologies to P.G. Wodehouse, but cami-knickers is too obscure for the modern American reader, although Thumbskull probably wears a disturbingly discolored brown and yellow pair around the house when he thinks he's alone.)
 
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Eating: chipotle chicken Ramen, meatloaf sandwich
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Who comes up with these crazy flavors?

Shadow Fox said:
New blog. He hand-flaps giddily about Trump's win, posts some more of his shit comic while patting himself on the back for how powerful his metaphors are, and then...spergs out about high school?

I don't know what he finds so distressing about this notion, since we'd ostensibly end up at half-past 1997 eventually. It's also interesting that he doesn't list anything Clinton might allegedly have done during her term in office to push us back to 1992, no proposed policies that he found worrisome, none of her stated political stances that he felt would spell bad things for the country. Probably this is because he only knows that she's not a conservative Republican and is therefore Bad, but the fact that he can only illustrate the hypothetical horror of Clinton's presidency with a bunch of irrelevant anecdotes about high school makes it look as though he believes he would literally have been sent back there to endure the misery of drama class and "near-beer" at the bowling alley. I can't understand this man's brain, and I don't want to.
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"Rush Limbaugh hates her, therefore so should I!"
 
The Iconoclast sends his regards said:
Then I'll find someone else to do it for me. You think people really like you Kiwis? Noooooooooooooooo. No shortage of of people looking to wipe you scum off the map. Legally or less than legally, either way.
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Watch your backs, fam.
 
How the fuck is this retarded hick gonna afford to hire a hitman? He can't afford a laptop made after 1999, food that isn't ramen, or to fix his fucking mold-infested, perforated house walls


Because that's his only hope, far greater minds have attempted to destroy us, and failed miserably
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
How the fuck is this exceptional hick gonna afford to hire a hitman? He can't afford a laptop made after 1999, food that isn't ramen, or to fix his fucking mold-infested, perforated house walls


Because that's his only hope, far greater minds have attempted to destroy us, and failed miserably
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Granted, Thumbles sets the bar pretty low. Striker Wolf is a greater mind than Jon Sweet.

He says he'll "get" someone to do it for him, which suggests he's going to pull a Tooter and try to convince someone else with a Kiwi grudge to do him a solid and carry out the revenge fantasies he's too stupid and feeble to do himelf, but really he's probably just expecting that an unrelated party is going to burn this website to the ground and murder us all, after which point he will claim vicarious victory.

But what do I know? Maybe he's spending all his ASU/pretend college brothel money on hiring a hitman and that's why he's still wallowing in squalor instead of enjoying chinaphones and sumptuous buffets this fall.
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
How the fuck is this exceptional hick gonna afford to hire a hitman? He can't afford a laptop made after 1999, food that isn't ramen, or to fix his fucking mold-infested, perforated house walls


Because that's his only hope, far greater minds have attempted to destroy us, and failed miserably
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When he finally gets off his ass and sells that diamond he found in his backyard he'll have the money.

It's more that no one told him how to hire a hitman. Most normal people would have no idea how to hire a hitman, and this guy struggled for months with the concept of a CD burner.
 
TheUltimatePickle said:
When he finally gets off his ass and sells that diamond he found in his backyard he'll have the money.

It's more that no one told him how to hire a hitman. Most normal people would have no idea how to hire a hitman, and this guy struggled for months with the concept of a CD burner.
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Months? Ha! Thumbskull still doesn't understand the difference between a CD and a DVD. He has struggled for almost two decades over how to get files from a hard drive onto a CD. Why? Because nobody told him how and because he lost access to the Buck Rogers technology available at a small agricultural college in rural Arkansas.
 
sikotik said:
We told him half a dozen ways to do it, but they were all too hard for him and he wanted an egghead to fly down to moldville to do it for him.
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You're right.

I should have written that "nobody showed him." Telling him isn't enough. He has to have his hand held through every single step of every procedure. And after he's finally mastered some simple task that children can learn on their own by watching a YouTube video, the smallest change in either the hardware or the software involved will utterly obliterate all of Thumbskull's hard-won skill.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
You're right.

I should have written that "nobody showed him." Telling him isn't enough. He has to have his hand held through every single step of every procedure. And after he's finally mastered some simple task that children can learn on their own by watching a YouTube video, the smallest change in either the hardware or the software involved will utterly obliterate all of Thumbskull's hard-won skill.
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Now I'm wondering how long it took to toilet train him.
 
sikotik said:
Well he pisses in bottles, out the window and in the sink, so he still hasn't mastered it in 41 years.
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He does apparently manage to defecate into a toilet. But the fact that he photographs the results and proudly posts images of his achievement on the internet makes me think that this might be a very recently acquired skill.
 
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