🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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The Great Goatse said:
He's got the same problem as OPL/Chloe Sagal where he compulsively reveals embarrassing information about himself. How hard is it to keep your mouth shut?
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For Sweet, it is impossible. Has to do with the fact that he's incredibly socially retarded and can't discern the difference between information that will humiliate him and make him look bad and information that won't. Him revealing that he can't operate a washing machine is testament to that.

Sweet is an interesting character. You want to feel pity for him because it wasn't his choice to be a socially retarded freak. He has no control over the neurological condition that afflicts him. Yet, he has complete control over his extremely large ego and won't get over himself. You quickly stop feeling pity for him when he dismisses all the advice you send his way and assumes that everyone is simply conspiring against him. Nobody cares about Jon Sweet, that is the simple truth, but Jon refuses to acknowledge that so he forces himself on others and twist the events that have happened in his life to make himself look relevant.

America's Dumbest Criminal said:
Yes, but throwing gasoline on a house and setting it on fire is called arson, and despite what I think of you, I won't cross that line. Yet.
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Speaking of revealing information he shouldn't, here's a great example. Good job Sweet. No sane adult would reveal their criminal intent, but Sweet, having the mind of a six year old child, thinks he can make empty threats of performing felonies and expect people to leave him alone. Look Sweet, if you're going to run around the internet attention whoring and saying dumb shit with nothing to back it up, people are not going to leave you alone. They're going to start mocking you.
 
While we know that Sweet is an utter failure at everything he's ever attempted, and cannot even operate a washing machine, most of the people he casually threatens do not know that he's an utter buffoon who can't figure out digital TV. I would sing to the heavens if he was finally held accountable for his antisocial behavior.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I would sing to the heavens if he was finally held accountable for his antisocial behavior.
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I'm with you there. It's been said before, but punishment is the only way Sweet will learn. While I find Sweet's social stupidity amusing, I really don't at the same time. If Sweet isn't going to acknowledge his behavioral issues, he should face the consequences. It is the only way he'll get better somewhat. He believes he can freely run around online and slander others just because they got tired of his behavior. Yes, the Farms would lose their lulz, but Sweet needs a comeuppance*.

I do feel bad for his family. Dealing with Sweet on a daily basis must be miserable, especially for his mother. She definitely did not want her first born child to turn out the way he did. I'm certain his mother is afraid to cut off his internet and TV privileges because of the massive temper tantrum her son would throw. All I know is that Sweet's ego needs to be popped. He is nobody's superior and he needs to stop acting like it.

Sweet has already received his comeuppance, but he's too childish to realize that. Losing his internet and TV privileges will make him understand on a level.
 
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To chime in on his 'enriched' classes: It sounds like he was in spec. ed. based on the activities he listed off. He doesn't list any papers for example, and I know in normal classes some papers pop in with the projects. He also again references his mockery of a 'scientific' experiment involving pyramid power, which I guess got him proud because he got an 'S' on it or something. I'm reasonably certain that he would've failed a normal class with that experiment, mainly because he is a slacker who doesn't provide evidence.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I recall that Sweet somehow interpreted "think outside [emphasis added] the box" as "don't question what one is taught."
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What Sweet actually wrote was that the class was designed to teach him "to think out [emphasis added] the box."

I assume that this is yet another case of Sweet transposing words and that the actual intent of the special ed class was to get Sweet and his fellow slow learners "to outthink the box."

In Sweet's case, as the intervening years -- and several washing machines -- have demonstrated, this goal was vastly overambitious.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
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This is all I can think of.
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Oh no, that's legit what his obsession is. He genuinely believes in quackery like pyramid power; it really isn't much of a wonder that he fell for so many scams and he does not control his money now to be honest.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
What Sweet actually wrote was that the class was designed to teach him "to think out [emphasis added] the box."
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You know, on that point, let's consider for a minute why Jon used (and butchered) that particular metaphor. I only suggest this because I had looked up what exactly Odyssey of the Mind was. According to a wikipedia description:

Odyssey of the Mind, often called OM (although the official acronym is OotM), is a creative problem-solving competition involving students from kindergarten through college. Team members work together at length to solve a predefined problem. They must also participate in the spontaneous portion of the competition by generating solutions to a problem they have not seen before [...] the spontaneous portion occurs the day of the competition.

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Hands-on problems focus on teamwork and the ability to listen to complicated directions. Teams will usually be instructed to build something based on the limited materials given, such as a freestanding tower using a few sheets of paper, some paper clips, a pair of scissors, and a piece of tape. The team with the tallest tower and the best teamwork earns the most points. It should be noted that in OM, if the rules do not say that something cannot be done, then it can; in other words, participants are encouraged to search for creative, outside-the-box solutions.
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I'm just gonna go ahead and leave that there. What do you folks think?
 
Sweet can't do anything unless he is painstakingly walked through the process step-by-step. Then, he does not deviate from what he was taught one iota. He is the antithesis of outside-the-box thinking. Remember his rant about not using Paypal to accept payment for his comics? He won't try things for himself to learn by failure (which is pretty much how any complicated subject, like programming, is learned). If it can't be done successfully, the first time with a minimum of effort, it can't be done in his mind. He's both hidebound and intellectually lazy.
 
Once more, it takes Jon months to come up with a rebuttal to someone's commentary on him, and it's still pathetic.
pot calling the kettle a jigaboo said:
You're a fat, pretentious little fuck who looks like the offspring of Porky Pig and an orangutan, who works as an administrator for a fourth-rate liberal arts dropout factory located in a state perhaps most famous for being the home of a peanut farmer who was our worst damn president in forty years... and whose life is so meaningless and empty you have to join a forum like this and spend your days dredging up old, forgotten bilge about a student who had the misfortune to be under your jurisdiction almost two decades ago, talking to sources from those days who may or may not live solely inside your balding monkey head, and making up lies out of whole cloth to fill the yawning gaps in your threadbare half-truths. I'm not. 'Nuff said.
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Note that, in addition to again shittalking the same college he's obsessed with returning to, he calls out
@Dr. Merkwurdichliebe for having a "meaningless and empty" life that he wastes rehashing twenty-year-old incidents and fabricating lies to support baseless accusations.

Jon Boy, have you even listened to yourself lately?
 
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>accuses others of lying and making shit up to fill out half-truths
>Is Jon Sweet
:story:

>Insults someone for having a job
>Is Jon Sweet
:story:

>Calls someone balding
>Is.... you see where I'm going with this
 
Shadow Fox said:
Once more, it takes Jon months to come up with a rebuttal to someone's commentary on him, and it's still pathetic.

pot calling the kettle a jigaboo said:

You're a fat, pretentious little fuck who looks like the offspring of Porky Pig and an orangutan, who works as an administrator for a fourth-rate liberal arts dropout factory located in a state perhaps most famous for being the home of a peanut farmer who was our worst damn president in forty years... and whose life is so meaningless and empty you have to join a forum like this and spend your days dredging up old, forgotten bilge about a student who had the misfortune to be under your jurisdiction almost two decades ago, talking to sources from those days who may or may not live solely inside your balding monkey head, and making up lies out of whole cloth to fill the yawning gaps in your threadbare half-truths. I'm not. 'Nuff said.​

Note that, in addition to again shittalking the same college he's obsessed with returning to, he calls out @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe for having a "meaningless and empty" life that he wastes rehashing twenty-year-old incidents and fabricating lies to support baseless accusations.

Jon Boy, have you even listened to yourself lately?
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And I thought the Giant Brain of Blytheville had forgotten me.

Let's take a brief look at the latest screed from The World's Greatest Professional Writer.

". . . who looks like the offspring of Porky Pig and an orangutan, who works as an administrator for a fourth-rate liberal arts dropout factory . . ." I would like to meet this orangutan who works at a small liberal arts college. This gormless twat is in desperate need of a good seventh-grade English class.

". . . spend your days dredging up old, forgotten bilge . . ." As a former graduate student in English, Sweet should be aware of the fact that "dead" metaphors can be galvanized into a humorous simulation of life when they are placed in the company of the wrong words. "Sifting evidence with a microscope" is a classic example form Fowler. "Dredging bilge" is Thumbskull's most recent contribution.

". . . making up lies out of whole cloth . . ." There's nothing like a hoary cliche to enliven the putrid prose of The Stalking Horror.

". . . to fill the yawning gaps in your threadbare half-truths . . ." Something that has "yawning gaps" is not threadbare; something that is "threadbare" does not have yawning (cavernous) gaps. This is the scribbling of someone with major diction problems.

I'm also disappointed that The Blubbering Eejit has not congratulated me on the official confirmation of my new position as Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda.

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I just went to what he calls his "forum" and saw this addendum to his harangue:

Conspiracy To Have Carnal Knowledge Of A Minor wrote:

Besides, whose fault is it I don't have an "advanced degree" like some of you? "Leo Greer" had my records frozen. I can't go back to my old college; I can't enroll in a new school. Even after he leaves A-State, he continues to torment me out of his misguided reasoning that I'm a piece of unfinished business he has to deal with. He's a scumbag. When the one man who has the power to lift the flag has thrown in with the Kiwi lot and become their top propagandist, then there's no hope for me. I'm sunk. How can I win? Oh, wait, yes, I know... destroy him.
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The idea that someone who utterly demolished him almost 20 years ago regards him as "unfinished business" is a prime example of irrational thought. The business was finished as soon as campus security escorted The Violent Moon-faced Lunatic out of the office of Dr. Roger Lee, at the time the associate dean of judicial affairs at Arkansas State. Dr. Lee settled Sweet's hash in a manner so thorough, so permanent and so legally binding that Sweet remains gobsmackingly ass-blasted about it more than halfway into the second decade of the following century. Good job, Dr. Lee!

Also, Dr. Lee no longer works at ASU and doesn't have any authority whatsoever to lift the flag that was placed on Sweet's records, records that bulge to the point of bursting with the crazy, the criminal, the stupid and the autistic. Thumbskull should introduce himself to the succeeding generation of ASU administrators. If he sends them a few felicitous death threats and some child porn that includes their images, I bet they'll readmit him instantly and give him a full-ride fellowship to boot.

Before commenting further, I would like to see some details on how The Farting Manchild plans to "destroy" Dr. Lee, a man who is a senior administrator at a college in Georgia and has his own private police force at his beck and call. Is a bone knife involved? A briefcase with an ax inside? An envelope filled with deadly black spores from the Mold Kingdom? Will legions of Sweet's drooling, homuncular followers rise up and attack when, in his next video, he declares, "Blessent mon cœur d'une langueur monotone"? I need answers.
 
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The fact he does not show any ability to think at all strongly hints he went to sped classes and probably enrichment courses to desperately try and make something out of him if anything like that happened at all.

Seriously, only a fucktard would want to defend that joke of a name.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
And I thought the Giant Brain of Blytheville had forgotten me.

Let's take a brief look at the latest screed from The World's Greatest Professional Writer.

". . . who looks like the offspring of Porky Pig and an orangutan, who works as an administrator for a fourth-rate liberal arts dropout factory . . ." I would like to meet this orangutan who works at a small liberal arts college. This gormless twat is in desperate need of a good seventh-grade English class.

". . . spend your days dredging up old, forgotten bilge . . ." As a former graduate student in English, Sweet should be aware of the fact that "dead" metaphors can be galvanized into a humorous simulation of life when they are placed in the company of the wrong words. "Sifting evidence with a microscope" is a classic example form Fowler. "Dredging bilge" is Thumbskull's most recent contribution.

". . . making up lies out of whole cloth . . ." There's nothing like a hoary cliche to enliven the putrid prose of The Stalking Horror.

". . . to fill the yawning gaps in your threadbare half-truths . . ." Something that has "yawning gaps" is not threadbare; something that is "threadbare" does not have yawning (cavernous) gaps. This is the scribbling of someone with major diction problems.

I'm also disappointed that The Blubbering Eejit has not congratulated me on the official confirmation of my new position as Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda.

EDIT TO ADD:

I just went to what he calls his "forum" and saw this addendum to his harangue:

Conspiracy To Have Carnal Knowledge Of A Minor wrote:

Besides, whose fault is it I don't have an "advanced degree" like some of you? "Leo Greer" had my records frozen. I can't go back to my old college; I can't enroll in a new school. Even after he leaves A-State, he continues to torment me out of his misguided reasoning that I'm a piece of unfinished business he has to deal with. He's a scumbag. When the one man who has the power to lift the flag has thrown in with the Kiwi lot and become their top propagandist, then there's no hope for me. I'm sunk. How can I win? Oh, wait, yes, I know... destroy him.
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The idea that someone who utterly demolished him almost 20 years ago regards him as "unfinished business" is a prime example of irrational thought. The business was finished as soon as campus security escorted The Violent Moon-faced Lunatic out of the office of Dr. Roger Lee, at the time the associate dean of judicial affairs at Arkansas State. Dr. Lee settled Sweet's hash in a manner so thorough, so permanent and so legally binding that Sweet remains gobsmackingly ass-blasted about it more than halfway into the second decade of the following century. Good job, Dr. Lee!

Also, Dr. Lee no longer works at ASU and doesn't have any authority whatsoever to lift the flag that was placed on Sweet's records, records that bulge to the point of bursting with the crazy, the criminal, the stupid and the autistic. Thumbskull should introduce himself to the succeeding generation of ASU administrators. If he sends them a few felicitous death threats and some child porn that includes their images, I bet they'll readmit him instantly and give him a full-ride fellowship to boot.

Before commenting further, I would like to see some details on how The Farting Manchild plans to "destroy" Dr. Lee, a man who is a senior administrator at a college in Georgia and has his own private police force at his beck and call. Is a bone knife involved? A briefcase with an ax inside? An envelope filled with deadly black spores from the Mold Kingdom? Will legions of Sweet's drooling, homuncular followers rise up and attack when, in his next video, he declares, "Blessent mon cœur d'une langueur monotone"? I need answers.
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Nailed 'im! Excellent points, especially about how Lee doesn't even work there anymore. Still, I wasn't too keen on Jon throwing insults your way, however poorly aimed they were. Thus, I responded:

http://archive.is/66S2e
 
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