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🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas
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I know you're probably being facetious, but given how unhealthy he is, that's entirely possible. I know last time he went radio silent, I stupidly suggested his family had staged an intervention, and I turned to out to be wrong. Maybe his router died. Or maybe he did. But he's probably just being prevented from being online due to the actions of others.
EDIT: No records of anything noteworthy happening to him. I suspect his comp died again.
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Ugh.
Work in question has nothing to do with anything at all: http://daniel-sg.deviantart.com/art/InShy-Out-597423412
Ugh.
Work in question has nothing to do with anything at all: http://daniel-sg.deviantart.com/art/InShy-Out-597423412
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Sweet claimed he likes the voice acting in MLP.
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Sheesh. I'd call the guy a pervert again, but I realize that's too gentle a term. I mean, John Wayne Gacy had some sexual kinks, sure, but this guy ...
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So the Giant Brain of Blytheville at last reveals himself to be a brony S&M pervert with a fixation on age-inappropriate objects of sexual fantasy. And his disturbing allusion to the "stallions of Ponyvile [sic]" in bondage and covered with hot wax probably reveals a little more than Mr. I-Ain't-No-Homo intends.
His already-limited English skills seem to be deteriorating even further. Using an where a is called for and misspelling the suffix ville as vile are unacceptable lapses even when the author's eyes are glazed in lust at the prospect of a weekend spent strapped in a stall at a brony stud farm.
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The fact that dude goes from the innocent suggestion that a character's inner emotions could be looked at in a funny way, steee-raight to BDSM sex practices (and really boring, run-of-the-mill, clearly-doesn't-know-what-he's-yammering-about BDSM sex practices) and Fluttershy's hypothetical rampaging libido really makes his mindset clear.
It's sad and disturbing that little kids go to the Sweet household around Halloween. Folks, check your kids' candy, know what I'm sayin'?
It's sad and disturbing that little kids go to the Sweet household around Halloween. Folks, check your kids' candy, know what I'm sayin'?
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I dunno what's creepier; that the horses are supposed to be underaged, or that he put more thought into this autistic headcanon than he ever did in his college.
I like to imagine that no child has set foot on that property in ages. Heck, I can see children telling each other stories about the Amorel Horror, a perverse obese mumbling man who tries to force beans down your throat while dressed only in his
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At least Sweet isn't the 'charming and normal-seeming' sex pervert and sociopath. Dude looks like a tumor covered in cat hair
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I want to say we have pictures of Sweet with a candy bowl from one Halloween. I bet it's a rite of passage of Blythville to get candy from Jon.
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Only with a can of mace ready, though.
Anyway, who wants to bet Sweet's neglect of his hovel drove property values way the fuck down? Black mold, water damage, overgrown lawn, diseased rodent-man living there...
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A complete teardown would actually drive the value of the property up that's how hard it spiked I reckon. All because Jonny is too dysfunctional to do simple things like get a patch for the wall that's water proof (even a fucking tarp would've been an improvement, if nothing else, or going outside with the old feshioned mower for an hour or two with a tall boy of Mountain Lightning or some other thing like that.
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I sometimes wonder if the lack of his updates on DA is because of the fact that we keep slaughtering his dreams (in my case, with relish). He clearly has access to the internet, and even interacts with others on DA by leaving comments ("Well, if Baxter Stockman has taken a job with Don Turtelli instead of Shred-head... seriously, the show had a reporter babe with huge tits and an NYC mob boss with a foot-tickling fetish. I think that may explain much about why we eighties kids are so screwed-up...." What's this 'we' stuff, Jon? I'm not favoriting childrens-TV-based fetish work on my page).
Jon has clearly shown himself to be a mouthy coward who poorly dishes it out, but cannot take it in the least. When we (us here and those on DA) let him have it, our comments are based in reality, something that Jon can't get around, not by fantasy, dishonesty, or clever (pft!) wordcraft. We've seen him try to negotiate his defeat, for example. If it's too much for him to demand that ASU let him come back as a student, he's willing to settle for getting enough money to start his "College-living hotel." Of course, this simply opens him up to a different, but just as crushing, torrent of reason and reality that he simply can't withstand. He can demand and insist and blimblim all he wants, but at the end of the day, he has enough sense in his head to realize that in a couple of weeks, he'll be doing what he's been doing for fifteen years, at 41 years old. It's too much for him to take, so he slinks away without truly addressing the arguments made against what he says.
Sweet strikes me as that puny kid in school who tried to play tough guy, only to run and scream and try to beg his way out of getting hurt after provoking his fed-up attacker, who would ultimately decide that the puny kid was too pathetic to beat up. Instead of appreciating the fact that he wasn't clobbered, however, the puny kid would try to pretend as if the fight never happened, instead of accepting that his big mouth wrote a check that his body couldn't cash, continuing on as if he could still run with the big dogs.
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Nail on the head my friend. We've popped Sweet's bubble of delusion before, but the fucker always regenerates it.
Sweet could choose a different path as 41 is not old anymore, but he refuses to accept any suggestion he's wrong (and he things change is bad) so that's unlikely.
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Also the thing about Sweet is that his standards are so ridiculously low because of his autism. As @HSMOF once described him, Sweet is an absolute bottom feeder. This man is literally impressed by the dumbest shit ever.
All Sweet would have to do is get a minimum wage job and he could enjoy his pathetic existence to the fullest. Since Sweet has no interest in most normal activities that normal people enjoy (such as drinking), he would be able to easily save his money. He then could get his own place and be a creepy sped there in peace. But nooooo, because of his rigid thinking and resistance to any change, Sweet is still obsessed with ASU 15 years later. Sweet would be miserable if he returned to ASU because nobody would want shit to do with him. He certainly wouldn't get that freshmen pussy he so desires.
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He could be a stocker at Wal-Mart and not have to talk to customers much, and make enough to have a shitty apartment, with shitty food that he likes, with enough left over to pay for internet. He could probably buy a modern TV with digital antenna and if he would debase himself to read the instructions to install it, he could get a lot more than 2 channels.