🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Thumbskull McPubicVermin wrote:

"I went to college. They didn't. 'Nuff said."

You went to jail. We didn't. 'Nuff said.

You were expelled from college. We weren't. 'Nuff said.

You don't have an advanced degree. Some of us do. 'Nuff said.

You live on welfare. We don't. 'Nuff said.

You are mentally ill. We're not. 'Nuff said.
 
You can't operate a washing machine. We can. 'Nuff said.
You can't figure out Paypal. We can. 'Nuff said.
 
How long before we get an extra racist fourth of July journal complaining about darkies and talking about all the food he scarfed down over the weekend?
 
Sweet being accepted into ASU was the staff's way of giving the special snowflake a participation trophy. Too bad they realized too late that the severely autistic kid they accepted also just happened to be a violent sociopathic narcissist.
 
AJMLurker said:
Sweet being accepted into ASU was the staff's way of giving the special snowflake a participation trophy.
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Speaking of, how did Sweet manage to afford college again? Was it a government grant, or did the Sweets fund him?
 
Apparently he was in a Master's program when he got kicked out so he must've done all right as an undergrad. Perhaps he got a scholarship or grant of some kind. I also wouldn't be too surprised if, despite her destitute state, mama Sweet managed to squeeze out a few bucks to help pay his tuition since she seems to be a hard-working woman.

EDIT: Beat by Ruin, who's probably right.


EDIT EDIT: Apparently the average cost of tuition has about doubled since 1997. I knew it was bad, but wow.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Speaking of, how did Sweet manage to afford college again? Was it a government grant, or did the Sweets fund him?
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Thumbskull McPubicVermin has mentioned in the past that it took his family years to pay off the student loans that paid for the Violent Moon-faced Lunatic's extended holiday from reality at Arkansas State University.

Yes, here you go, from his loathsome Fekul_the_Baby's Journal:

"Because all I ever really took away from college was a few new prejudices and a great recipe for taco pie--and it only cost me a few grand in student loans to do it, which I'm still paying off at this late date." That was written in 2006, eight years after he was expelled.

That's a fairly deranged and telling statement from someone who claims that he's better than others because he went to college, where, over the course of more than five years, all he learned were a few more prejudices -- as if he didn't have enough to start with -- and a recipe for taco pie.

So, by his own admission, here's what The Stalking Horror learned in college:

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Sweet's trip to Blytheville from ASU after getting expelled must've been really awkward at the very least.
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I'd bet money that whoever was driving had to listen to Thumbskull tardrage about decapitations and lawsuits and The System for every single inch of the trip back to Blytheville.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Thumbskull McPubicVermin has mentioned in the past that it took his family years to pay off the student loans that paid for the Violent Moon-faced Lunatic's extended holiday from reality at Arkansas State University.

Yes, here you go, from his loathsome Fekul_the_Baby's Journal:

"Because all I ever really took away from college was a few new prejudices and a great recipe for taco pie--and it only cost me a few grand in student loans to do it, which I'm still paying off at this late date." That was written in 2006, eight years after he was expelled.

That's fairly deranged and telling statement from someone who claims that he's better than others because he went to college, where, over the course of more than five years, all he learned were a few more prejudices -- as if he didn't have enough to start with -- and a recipe for taco pie.

So, by his own admission, here's what The Stalking Horror learned in college:

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And it just got worse... I think I did say he either had to get the money from mommy or from a grant due to being a pile of psychological issues wrapped in human form. The fact it was the former isn't surprising, but it does make him a far more reprehensible human being.

Especially when you remember that he wanted Druggie Bro to continue to be a whackadoo drug addict to the point of him dying from that habit in favor of mommy funding his retarded campaign. He fucking demanded that mommy fork over thousands of more dollars towards an impossible situation where he only gives a fuck because autistic pride and the shitty buffet food and not-shit TV and leave his brother to die.

God, no wonder family reunions are rare with this fucking subhuman to deal with.
 
And keep in mind, he got expelled because he refused the very reasonable requirement that he get a psych evaluation to find out why he was so upset about being canned from a twice-weekly campus paper. Seriously, that's what it all boiled down to, his campaign of terror was all over being fired from the Herald for plagiarizing the column about TV ratings, which he confessed to. Had he let it go, he never would have been expelled and this thread would not exist, but here we are.
 
I still don't know who TransformingSonicFan is but he seems to cause Jon to chimpout with fairly innocuous comment.

He's also denying that one of his brothers is an EMT. Do you know anything about that @MrsFrizzle ? I don't remember what his facebook was.
 
John Titor said:
I still don't know who TransformingSonicFan is but he seems to cause Jon to chimpout with fairly innocuous comment.

He's also denying that one of his brothers is an EMT. Do you know anything about that @MrsFrizzle ? I don't remember what his facebook was.
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I probably confused the water department van with an EMT van. Or the uniforms. It's the middle brother who works for the water department, right? I had thought he was an EMT based on some photo in his Facebook, but apparently I was wrong.

He's shut his Facebook way down now (probably wise), so I don't see the photos that I was mistaken about.

My apologies for having misled people with my mistake. If I were a newspaper, I would publish a retraction notice: "Due to an error in reporting, an earlier story stated that [Middle Brother] Sweet was employed by the city of Hayti, Missouri as an Emergency Medical Technician. He is actually employed by that city's Water Department. The Mrs. Frizzle Times-Picayune-Courant-Eagle regrets the error."
 
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John Titor said:
I still don't know who TransformingSonicFan is but he seems to cause Jon to chimpout with fairly innocuous comment.

He's also denying that one of his brothers is an EMT. Do you know anything about that @MrsFrizzle ? I don't remember what his facebook was.
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The comments for those that don't want to go to his page

TSF-
Aren't your brothers an EMT and someone who works for a water reclamation facility? College or not your brothers have at the very least gotten some sort of higher education. Certainly more than what is needed to work for a newspaper. If anything they should be praised for maintaining some kind of long term employment without needing their family to give them jobs.

To throw them under the bus like you did is a pretty shitty thing to do.
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Sweets-
One, no, I didn't throw then under the bus. I just made a point. I went to college, and it was a pretty bad one at that. My mid was poisoned by the insane rules, misinformation and prejudices I was taught in that bizarre alien place that exists outside the laws of God or man. Theirs weren't.

Two... again, no, you have your information wrong-- my brother isn't an EMT. That's what happens when you get all your information from the yammering, double-talking misinformation factory that is The kiwi Fruits. They're a cheap propaganda mill run by ivory-tower America-hating sneering elitist self-hating progressives who try to deny that that they are progressives to sound a hell of a lot better than they really are.

Thirdly, journalism is more than about the writing. If it was I would have no problem getting back into that field. It's all one big popularity contest. It's about having to deal with a bunch of bloated, poisoned egos day in and day out, hobbling your creativity because all the management wants to do is print empty puff pieces about what your cereal preference says about you rather than tackle the hard issues of the day with a scathing opinion piece about the newest scandal in Washington or the latest fuckery out of our nation's declining, apathetic school system, and trying not to get on the bad side ofby some third-rate hack who is jealous because you've published your column on something which very few people give a shit about in the first place and you're getting better goodies from the fans than they did because you actually put some time, thought, and effort into your piece rather than cut-and-pasted the latest mass e-mail forward about the top ten fun things to do at Wal-Mart. Little wonder no one gives a shit about newspapers anymore. Seeing how those assholes act over a handful of pennies and a couple of drink bottles, I'd be scared to If I did work for one of the big rags, pulling in $40,000 a year, and then dared to get an extra two or three grand as a bonus or something because I dared to show a little ambition and do a little more than the bare minimum for once, because they might freak out and cut my throat. I'd be better invested spending my work day trying to figure out how to trade half a dozen bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of basketball tickets from my cheap one-size-fits-all, why-bother-trying-chump-everyone-gets-the-same-fucking-shit-regardless freebie gift bag for the three cartons of candy cigarettes and a stroke-book that I really want.
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If he's not an EMT, what is he?
 
DrJonesHat said:
If he's not an EMT, what is he?
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He works for the water department. I saw a photo of him in a city van wearing a shirt with city insignia on it and drew the wrong conclusion about what his job for the city was. My bad, everyone. I'mma call up my undergrad and grad schools and have them repossess my diplomas because I made a mistake.

The youngest Mr. Sweet doesn't have any employment info on his Facebook, so no idea what he does for work.

Note that both the younger Sweets have quite a few black Facebook friends, so ol' Thumbskull seems to be a segregationist army of one.
 
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TSF
1- Apologies for misreading. Please correct us. What do your brothers do for a living?

2- From what I've seen it's a mix of political ideologies. Several times people have said they are conservative. Just because someone disagrees with you it doesn't mean they are a progressive. If anything using it as a scapegoat like you sometimes do makes it lose all meaning.

3- So you would prefer a "bag of goodies" consisting of stale candy and a porno mag as opposed to an actual paycheck and benefits? All because what, you think people will be after you based on experiences 20 years ago? I have to be honest this kind of shortsightedness may be a reason why consider you a joke. Your cartoonishly hyperbolic way of writing doesn't help.
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Sweets
1) if they wanted you to know, they'd put it at their own Facebook sites. wouldn't they?

2) Do you love progress? Do you demand and push for progress? Yes? If so, then you are a progressive. Simple as that, end of story.

3) I'd like the goodies in addition to my regular salary, not instead of it. Another thing your bumbling Kiwi buddies get wrong. A lot of small-time newspaper folk and bloggers live on the freebies they get from fans or corporate sponsorship, and a standard gift bag is simply too limiting. I like the thought of getting a small kickback appropriate to what you're writing about... I want x, I write a piece on x's, somebody sends me all the x's I could want. That is how things worked before. I want that way again.
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