🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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It looks like Sweet's hair is already mostly gray. I guess holding intense grudges for almost 20 years really is bad for one's health, like constant exposure to mold spores.

And yet the hottest of the hot 18-year-old co-eds at ASU are already starting a lottery to see who gets to be the first to have sex with Thumbskull when he returns to the campus in triumph this fall. Remember, with a small hairpiece -- and a five-gallon bucket of spackling paste -- he can still pass for 20.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, stress, depression and some forms of mental illness have all been shown to contribute to premature aging. Combine that with zero exercise and a crappy diet, and at age 40 you look 65.
 
Momma Sweet looks pretty spry for her age. Certainly not so infirm that she needs her mentally ill, autistic 40-year-old son taking care of her 24/7. In fact, she could probably use a break from him.
Other than his short stay at ASU, she's had to deal with Jon for the past 4o years. That must be hell on earth.
 
The Giant Brain of Blytheville wrote:
I think I see now where the tendency a number of folks have noticed I have to tilt my head in photos comes from-- I always thought it was just to keep the light from striking my glasses, but perhaps it's hereditary.

The idea that tilting your head prevents light from striking your glasses demonstrates a stunning lack of knowledge of How Things Work. Or maybe just a profound inability to write clearly. HSMOF will be happy that Thumbskull has conceded -- for the time being -- that his freakishly spastic neck-cranking is not a conscious action.

I shoot corporate/CEO portraits sometimes. All you have to do to get rid of glare is push the earpieces up so the glasses tilt forward about ten degrees. Maybe if Sweetums hadn't chimped out at that photographer back at ASU she would have told him that.
 
The Stalking Horror responds to TransformingSonicFan.

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TransformingSonicFan 1 day ago

Having plans to murder your brother sounds like more than "bruised feelings" but whatevs. Also I believe you mean gorge not gore.

Hope that helps.


ThumbskullMcMoonface 2 hours ago Hobbyist Writer

No, it's "gorge upon", "gore through". You've never seen us sit down to eat, trust me. We approach it pretty seriously. I considered "tuck into", but sounds too cutesy for what we do-- my people eat
big.

Actually, by "bruised feelings" I meant between my brothers and their exes. Their relationships are... well, strained and contentious at best. They don't get to see their kids as often as they'd like. And don't forget, my brother wasn't exactly innocent in all that. He mentally, physically, and financially abused me for years. Of course, all that wouldn't have happens if Dale hadn't skipped town, which is why I still have an outstanding score to settle with him I can't wait to tear that old son of a bitch's life apart.

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No, people don't "gore through" a meal. And only a moron writes that they do. You can only gore through something if you have horns. (Sweet was actually born with a pair jutting from his forehead, but they were sawed off when Thumbskull was an infant by a neighborly veterinarian in attendance at the spectacularly unsuccessful exorcism that The Farting Monster Child underwent instead of being baptized.) Notice that the Violent Moonfaced Lunatic doesn't cite any sources to support his sub-literate usage. Within the confines of the Mold Kingdom, words continue to mean whatever he wants them to mean. The English faculty at ASU showed remarkable compassion -- but, in the final analysis, very poor judgment -- when they voted to give a degree to the retarded kid who liked to dress up like Fidel Castro and perform disturbing "routines" in the dining hall.

Actually boasting that his entire family waddles into restaurants and gorges like a passel of wild hogs is more than a little odd.

And it's good to see that being "abused" by your little brother still justifies murdering him with an ax.


 
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I love how he immediately segues from cake dog-ass to "I thought it was delicious." That's just too perfect. :lol:
 
Horrid Pigmonster said:
No, it's "gorge upon", "gore through". You've never seen us sit down to eat, trust me.
I get the impression that the only person in the family who eats like a starving man who came upon a rotting carcass is Jonny boy, and that his normal functioning kin just tend to eat normally, if in large portions like a lot of southerners do.

Gluttonous Ape said:
We approach it pretty seriously. I considered "tuck into", but sounds too cutesy for what we do-- my people eat big.
I again only see Jon being this concerned about the food. I reckon the rest of the family just find it nice to have an eat out and pass the time seeing how each other went... as Jonny is slamming his face into the cake, gnawing at the candles and knife like the subhuman he is.
Autist Tries to Understand Human Relationships said:
Actually, by "bruised feelings" I meant between my brothers and their exes. Their relationships are... well, strained and contentious at best. They don't get to see their kids as often as they'd like.
The worst thing is I wouldn't be shocked if the brothers are actually more comfortable around their exes than they are around Jonny.
Violent Moonfaced Lunatic said:
And don't forget, my brother wasn't exactly innocent in all that. He mentally, physically, and financially abused me for years.
And you let him do that despite being a fully grown human being. On top of that, rather than take up on your mom's offer of setting up an apartment to get out of that situation and gain some independence, you refused to do it out of autistic entitlement that it has to be a shitty dorm room from a third rate college.

Plus that doesn't excuse the fact that you are both sociopathic enough to try and murder your own brother, and too retarded to succeed at it with a weapon advantage as well as the advantage of surprise.
Idiot Stockboy said:
Of course, all that wouldn't have happens if Dale hadn't skipped town, which is why I still have an outstanding score to settle with him.
"How dare he treat me like the employee I was instead of the owner! How dare he not allow me to use the store as my platform to cry about myself! How dare he expect me to be competent at my job, and how dare he actually try to allow niggers into the shop!"~ Jonathan Mack Sweet
Will Die an Impotent and Sobbing Loser said:
I can't wait to tear that old son of a bitch's life apart.
That's why you'll just sit in that rotting hovel, sobbing about a dude who only remembers you as "My ex's retarded son." and who has a business in Oregon that's doing fine.

Actually, how and why does Jonny think that the store he got the pity job from was still open when the Beau broke up with his mom? Did his mom try to keep it going afterwards? I know that Jonny is such a deluded and egotistical fuck he claimed that his mom's possible debt was his... unless he's bitching about backpay, which he technically isn't entitled to when the store gets shut down like that.
 
Sweet is very fixated on the phrase "skipped town." One would think that an English major would use more alternatives.
 
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Sweet is very fixated on the phrase "skipped town." One would think that an English major would use more alternatives.

I vote for: "If only Dale hadn't been driven from the town, the state and, indeed, the entire region by his girlfriend's autistic, retarded, racist, malignantly narcissistic son, the Violent Moonfaced Lunatic."
 
Said "friend"/troll is Scott Mitchell, the guy that headed up @The_Iconoclast firing.
Here's the same photo from Icono's "Rogues Gallery"

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It seems like there was supposed to be some audio of some sort going on, wonder what "Scott" was supposed to be saying...

In an interesting development, The Stalking Horror has taken down his Rogue's Gallery page at the old Belch Dimension Comics site.

I wonder what led to that happening. A request from the police? Threatened legal action by one of his many victims? An autistic blunder on the part of the non-computer-knowin' Thumbskull McPubicVermin?
 
His response is basically papering over the fact that he still left his mother to die in a fit of retardation and self-serving cowardice, so no Jonny. The actual reason you came out wrong is because you're an autistic malignant narcissist and your brothers were born as relatively normal human beings.
 
Yes you went to college, and you have nothing to show for it, so really, does it matter? You've accomplished NOTHING in the last 20 years. You've never had a paying job that wasn't arranged for you, you've never had a real girlfriend, you can't do the simplest of tasks (seriously, a washer's too complicated for you?), you're a bully and a coward, and you're utterly helpless on your own. You're a textbook loser. The only reason you're not homeless is your mother putting up with your shit. And don't give the crap about how ASU and everyone is keeping you down. If you were even as half as good as you think you are, you could overcome that. Face it, you squandered your best years of your life on a petty grudge chasing an imaginary conspiracy, and you're 40 now and you live with your mom. In a decaying hovel, and you can't operate a washing machine, so stop looking down your nose at us. We are in every way your superior, and we will continually prove it if you keep challenging us.
 
Isn't one of them an EMT? Pretty sure that takes more taxing training than "newspaperman".
 
Isn't one of them an EMT? Pretty sure that takes more taxing training than "newspaperman".
That might be reformed Druggie Bro. I know Big Bro works at a water reclamation facility. I reckon Ma is at least proud of her two younger sons because of this.
 
That might be reformed Druggie Bro. I know Big Bro works at a water reclamation facility. I reckon Ma is at least proud of her two younger sons because of this.
I believe you are correct. I wonder if he works for the City of Blytheville and constantly dreads getting a call to his own mother's house to discover that Jon has managed to critically injure both of them through sheer stupidity.
 
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