🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Just imagine, in Sweet's mind, Holdek has offered him the freakin' jackpot. Dude's sperging out like Scrooge McDuck over the thought of getting hundreds of pennies.
 
AJMLurker said:
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Just imagine, in Sweet's mind, Holdek has offered him the freakin' jackpot. Dude's sperging out like Scrooge McDuck over the thought of getting hundreds of pennies.
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So he goes crazy for about five dollars worth of pennies, but thinks earning 40 grand a year is nothing?

I'm almost half tempted to think he goes gaga over them because of the whole "strip copper off of them and sell the copper" or something that makes the rounds sometimes. I really can't get that disconnect between the bits.
 
Ruin said:
Honestly I'm not sure he's autistic. The delusions combined with violence and extremely disorganized thinking makes me think it's a schizoid disorder.
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It's basically impossible to accurately diagnose Thumbskull based solely on what he confesses to online. But Kiwis love a challenge and we have devoted a lot of energy to trying.

The consensus to date is that he falls somewhere on the autism spectrum and is also afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

I would like to propose that Moonface checks all the boxes for a new diagnosis -- malignant narcissism -- that has yet to be officially sanctioned, but which appears to be moving toward acceptance as part of the spectrum of pathological narcissism.

From Wikipedia:

Malignant narcissism is a psychological syndrome comprising an extreme mix of narcissism, antisocial personality disorder, aggression, and sadism. Often grandiose, and always ready to raise hostility levels, the malignant narcissist undermines organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanizes the people with whom they associate.
 
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All I can do any more while reading this thread is shake my head and *sigh*.
Dude isn't going to hit rock bottom until his body is six feet deep.
 
Just as I was starting to wonder if Sweetcheeks had gone and gotten himself incarcerated, he returns with a new blog in which he posts another unreadable comic, talks about his dad's refusal to wear pants around the house, and reveals his own current state of undress.
 
Personally, I thought he was either too scared to put anything up or unable to use the computer. Jon's mom seems to have a certain amount of control over his immaturity that keeps him from acting on it.

There aren't any comments on it as of this post, and to be honest, I'm glad. Teardowns and brutal-reality responses should be reserved for when he says something overtly racist, untrue, or otherwise deserving of a slap in the face with a cold, wet rubber hose full of facts, IMO. Other than the ugly, impenetrable comic, it's not a very interesting journal entry. Well, I guess, except in one regard: Jon shows more appreciation for the memory of his father than he's ever demonstrated in any of the posts about his mom.

Oh, yeah, and his childish scuzzo TMI moment, as always. Nobody wants to hear about your pants, Jon.
 
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I'll give Jonny this; this batch of drivel only has a few things I feel the need to point out.
By the Emperor how Heretical said:
My dad seldom wore pants around the house while we were growing up, and now I have carried on this fine tradition. I am in my underwear right now.
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I wouldn't be shocked if this repulsive fuck did this in college too. He pissed in bottles and acted like a raging manchild there, so I reckon this horrid behavior would also have transferred too.
Jonathan Mack Sweet Cannot Tell any Story said:
My dad actually did like to tell stories, though-- which is where I guess I get it from.
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That's why you can only blatantly steal characters and only write at most two or three iterations of a story, and it's a rare day where you don't steal other things from other works as you haltingly work on them.
I am a Malignant Autistic Narcissist said:
Of course "dad stories" often have to be taken with a grain of salt, just like "teacher stories" and "boss stories"-- repeat a bit of misinformation now, in the days of Wikipedia, and you can expect to be lambasted roundly...and don't expect "but my Pop told me that" to stand up in the court of public opinion.
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Even when pouring the 40 oz on his own father's grave, Jonny has to cry about something that was his own fucking fault since feeling things for others is beyond him.

No wonder his father probably saw him as an embarrassing disappointment.
 
If I'm going to be completely honest, I think the closing sentiment in that journal ("I'm going to choose to believe this anecdote is true until it's proven false, just because my dad told it to me") is actually sort of nice. It might be the first thing Jon's ever said that makes him seem as though he might be believably human underneath his horrifying, troll-like exterior.
 
Shadow Fox said:
If I'm going to be completely honest, I think the closing sentiment in that journal ("I'm going to choose to believe this anecdote is true until it's proven false, just because my dad told it to me") is actually sort of nice. It might be the first thing Jon's ever said that makes him seem as though he might be believably human underneath his horrifying, troll-like exterior.
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Eh, it would be if this wasn't his modus operandi for acting like he always does.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Personally, I thought he was either too scared to put anything up or unable to use the computer. Jon's mom seems to have a certain amount of control over his immaturity that keeps him from acting on it.

There aren't any comments on it as of this post, and to be honest, I'm glad. Teardowns and brutal-reality responses should be reserved for when he says something overtly racist, untrue, or otherwise deserving of a slap in the face with a cold, wet rubber hose full of facts, IMO. Other than the ugly, impenetrable comic, it's not a very interesting journal entry. Well, I guess, except in one regard: Jon shows more appreciation for the memory of his father than he's ever demonstrated in any of the posts about his mom.

Oh, yeah, and his childish scuzzo TMI moment, as always. Nobody wants to hear about your pants, Jon.
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I wonder if someone contacted Sweet's mom about what he's been up to on the internet, and she withheld access for a while until he agreed to settle down. Or maybe she's more tech savvy than we know, and she's got monitoring software on the computer, and can see what he's up to.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I wonder if someone contacted Sweet's mom about what he's been up to on the internet, and she withheld access for a while until he agreed to settle down. Or maybe she's more tech savvy than we know, and she's got monitoring software on the computer, and can see what he's up to.
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It's possible, but I reckon Jonny the entitled baby would then sob about it obtusely on his blog, like he did about his bro and when his mom took control of his money. I think he was just busy watching cartoons or maybe got lucky and managed to get to a family gathering to eat like a pig.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I wonder if someone contacted Sweet's mom about what he's been up to on the internet, and she withheld access for a while until he agreed to settle down. Or maybe she's more tech savvy than we know, and she's got monitoring software on the computer, and can see what he's up to.
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I've known Sweet since 2006. I'm pretty sure his mom doesn't give two shits about his internet activity. Sweet seems free to do whatever the fuck he wants online, which is why he has become a lolcow.
 
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