Antony LoGatto said:
Yeah, well, that's a lot different. Stop trying to make false correlations between Chris and me.
It isn't false when we can show exactly how much worse you are than Chris, and how many things you share in common with him. Let me count the ways in fact.
1. You both survive on disability
2. You both live in with mom
3. You both live inside a hoard
4. You both have autism
5. You both had issues in high school and college
6. You both are laughable
7. You both have bouts of tard rage
8. You both were disappointments to your fathers
9. You both are southerners
10. You both have been banned from places due to behavioral issues.
11. You both use comics to explain away your problems.
Now let me count how Chris is better than you.
1. Chris never managed to get blacklisted from college. He did get suspended until he took anger management classes, but he came back and got his degree. You refused to take those sorts of solutions and got booted permanently.
2. Chris can drive, and does so fairly readily, meaning he has freedom of movement. You wallow in filth and rot and gibber uselessly, only going out when Ma drives your pathetic ass.
3. Chris actually supplements his tardbux with extra money via Etsy, while you are too retarded to bother to learn how to do such things.
4. Chris controls the majority of his tardbux; he has to give a tithe to his mommy, but after that it's his. You have no control over your money.
5. Chris' comic is more relatable and readable. Yours, while having some better mechanical competence in linework, is near impossible to read and looks like a schizophrenic wrote it. It's also more hateful and lacks humor.
6. Chris is more tolerant of others than you. While he does not handle the coloureds that well, he could and did play with them after some apprehension. While racist, it's nothing compared to your 19th century viewpoint.
7. Chis is less murderous and less of a violent lunatic. He has vehicular assault on his belt, but that was at least somewhat accidental and he was definitely panicking at the time. You coldly and sociopathically attempted to ambush and murder your brother armed with a lead pipe.
8. Chris actually has friends. You don't.
9. Chris is mostly at ease in his life, or at least much more stable than you are. He has long-held and strong grudges, but he hasn't let them fully overtake him.
10. Chris can clean his room, and only has a mild hoarding problem. You refuse to do shit and hoard literal filth and rot.
This is just off the top of my head by the by. You are so much worse than Chris it isn't even funny.
Lying through Misshapen Teeth said:
I always seem to have to take care of some member of my family, or help out with some business venture one of them is trying to get off the ground, so I have to put my life on hold for a while.
This is why you do no household chores and the last time you even tried for a job was over five years ago. Face it Jonny, the only thing that makes you even remotely worthwhile to Ma is that $733 you get from SSI, and that's only because she had to take it from you to prevent you from digging yourself and her by extension into more debt from scammers. Without that, you'd be worthless.
Don Quixote if he Was Unlikeable and Autistic said:
Now I want to save up my money and live my dream for once-- whether it's return to ASU, find another school and try to make it like ASU, or erect my own version of ASU on the outside.
You don't want to learn shit though Sweets. The whole point of a college is to learn, and all you give a fuck about is what you delusionally thought was free food, a free bed, and a TV that has more than three channels. With that attitude, you have no right to enter a place like that.
Parasite said:
My family keeps trying to make my future plans for me. They don't get it.
"They don't get that I want to just live life as a leech on society, contributing nothing while expecting everything."~ Jonathan Mack Sweet, terrorist and criminal
Lives in Filth said:
I don't want to end up stuck living in some boring little apartment
This is why you sperged violently about a job you never even got or had any investment in Jonny.
Lives in shitty dying village said:
in some boring little town
Better a small town than a rotting shack full of vermin and mold I always say.
Jobless Loser said:
working a boring little job
"How dare I be expected to do things! Menial labor is for the negro!"
Projection or Excuse said:
for a miserable, angry boss and with co-workers I'm certain are plotting against me and will destroy me the moment I slip up.
I assume he's latching on to this idea that coworkers always act like he does; a violent lunatic who only looks out for number one. Or he assumes they hated him from day one, which may have merit since he acted like a selfish spastic for months, if not years before then.
Either way, we conclusively know that Jonathan Mack Sweet is so socially retarded he assumes people will instantly hate him when they see him. Admittedly, that's somewhat true, but that's more because he'll piss them off within a week or two due to being himself.
Is this Delusional said:
I'd rather live in the dorms, or at least a nice grad student apartment where I can still be assured I will enjoy all the perks undergrads get. That is freedom.
That's why you were reprimanded and removed off paper more than once ya spastic. Freedom my ass.
And again with the perks. I still love how he describes prison tier food and a shitty condemned apartment as a perk. What a fucking gremlin.
