🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Jonathan M. Sweet: Master Debater said:
The more I talk to the clowns at the Other Forum
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El-oh-el. When was the last time you talked to us, Jon? All I remember you doing for the past year or so is hiding at AJM and, after you razed that haven to the ground, dA and firing potshots at us because you're too much of a craven coward to face us directly. Or is hiding from us part of your master plan to beat us into submission with your superior skills of logic and reason?
 
Shadow Fox said:
El-oh-el. When was the last time you talked to us, Jon? All I remember you doing for the past year or so is hiding at AJM and, after you razed that haven to the ground, dA and firing potshots at us because you're too much of a craven coward to face us directly. Or is hiding from us part of your master plan to beat us into submission with your superior skills of logic and reason?
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It's all just sharpening his claws.

Seriously I love that quote when he came in here.

I totally have proof I just.... y'know.... no you shut up

They don't permit links from the Other Forum here. I could copypasta a bunch of stuff, but I can't find it now (admittedly if I remembered the exact wording it'd make the search easier), and even if I did they'll just claim they were joking or exaggerating and accuse me of being too literal, like they always do.
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Oh and other stuff.

1. I never said was quoting her. She always tells me I'm brilliant. She's forever telling folks about how I was a gifted child learned who to read at just three years old. It's embarrassing, actually. And there is a correlation between gifted children and tantrums-- look it up. Though I never really threw that many, I don't think-- I'm more of a sulker. It's when I'm very quiet you really have to worry-- it means I'm usually up to something.

2. Keep in mind I get most of my pop culture references from The John Boy and Billy Big Show, so I could be a little mixed up on details. But does it really matter?

3. A lot of writers' work is based on their own lives, or people they know. That proves nothing. I was actually constantly scared my brother would harm her during one of his meth-head fits... that's why I stockpiled weapons everywhere about the house. If I'd only had access to chloroform....
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Another example of getting your education from television. Chloroform isn't some magical knock-out drug, and clamping a rag soaked in it over someone's nose and mouth doesn't put them right to sleep. In reality you've got to pretty much huff that shit for some time before it'll do that. Something tells me Sweet lacks anything even remotely resembling the strength to restrain his brother that long, or at all really.
 
...and hang the laundry out on the line (just keep me away from the washing machine, if you value your clothes).
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How can he not know how to run a washing machine? That's one of the easiest household chores even a child could do. Turing knobs, and pushing buttons takes minimal effort. And just how hard is it to pour detergent (liquid or powder)? How did he expect to live the rest of his life in college without this knowledge? How did he survive college without doing laundry? Surely his mother didn't drive all the way to ASU to run a load and I don't think the dorms had bellhops that offered laundry service.
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
Oh, God, this is it, the bout of deep, riotous laughter that finally causes me to literally burst open. Farewell, dear friends.
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Oh god, he finally got you. SWEET YOU BASTARD! I'LL GET YOU!!!
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How can he not know how to run a washing machine? That's one of the easiest household chores even a child could do. Turing knobs, and pushing buttons takes minimal effort. And just how hard is it to pour detergent (liquid or powder)? How did he expect to live the rest of his life in college without this knowledge? How did he survive college without doing laundry? Surely his mother didn't drive all the way to ASU to run a load and I don't think the dorms had bellhops that offered laundry service.
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How...how can you not know that?
 
By the way, Sweets can't even come up with an original design for his time travel device. It's just the ghost containment unit from the Real Ghostbusters cartoon. There is not a single original thought in that head.

Also, Sweets, stop bragging that you were a gifted child. You do nothing with that gift. If you had this would be a wonderful story, but since you are a failure it is a pathetic reminder to everyone you say that to of your extreme wasted potential.
 
John Titor said:
Hey @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe, he just recently accused you of endorsing Nazi-like physiognomy screenings.

Do you remember saying anything he might have twisted?


:c
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He is probably referencing the post in which I noted a few times that he is a violent moon-faced lunatic. From this, he seems to have concluded that I regard all moon-faced individuals as prime candidates for deportation from America's college campuses. His statement has little to do with anything I wrote, but does serve as another example supporting the obvious conclusion that Thumbskull has shit for brains.
 
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It took me way longer than it should to realize that Sweets is quite literally a forty year old virgin.
 
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? said:
"They wanted to fuck with you, although they wanted to do it in a way that isn't blatantly illegal ...They could deface your hypothetical car ...with graffiti and you would be happy that they gave it a new paint job."
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"I'm just stuck on the part about how no matter what someone intends when they leave something on your doorstep, if you like it, it's a gift. So your stalker... leave you a dead cat and it happens to be dissection week in your biology class... I ... would have the plain old common sense to report that shit."
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Welp, now I understand where he's getting the vandalized car and dead cats on porches thing from.

He took hypothetical situations posted here for the purpose of demonstrating how dumb he is and took them as fact.

NobleGreyHorse said:
Wait, what "stuff" is he now talking about the Kiwi Farms having the ability to take away from him? What "stuff" does he even have? A really old computer? A succession of containers of disgusting fluids? When he wants to be motivated by being given more "stuff," what the hell does he even expect -- a Priority Mail box full of pennies and a Pamela Anderson poster? Does he even understand why people probably gave him water bottles (rather than Frisbees, or the other free shit credit card companies were giving college students in the '90s to get them to sign up for credit cards with brutal interest rates) -- like, what habit of his this obviously refers to?

I'm just stuck on the part about how no matter what someone intends when they leave something on your doorstep, if you like it, it's a gift. So your stalker tapes a drawing to your door of themselves brutally murdering you, and you think, "How cool, I shall add this to my collection of fine guro artwork..." or they leave you a dead cat and it happens to be dissection week in your biology class, or... I mean, it's a defense mechanism, but it's a faulty one. I happen to like poetry, but if someone slid a perfectly-rhymed, exquisitely-metered Petrarchan sonnet under my door detailing their plans to use my head as a soccer ball, I hope I would have the plain old common sense to report that shit.
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So Sweet thinks he's gifted and brilliant because Mama Sweet told him so?

John Titor said:
Welp, now I understand where he's getting the vandalized car and dead cats on porches thing from.
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Reminds me of how Connor thought that living on his own would lead to a dramatic situation involving the mafia like in some movie.
 
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Putting this here in case something happens to it. Jon is a dishonorable and untrustworthy person.

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Well, Jon, congratulations. I said that you were either a liar or mentally incompetent, and you chose both.

You deliberately picked out stuff you thought prove your point, but anyone with a rudimentary reading comprehension skills can see that the point being made was that you accepted garbage as gifts. There is absolutely nothing in these posts about how you would potentially receive anything nasty, or whatever silly, paranoid Jonsense you were trying to push.

Here's the part you blatantly cherry picked from @Sanae Kochiya (page 314):

"Pennies and a poster are not gifts. They are inconveniences. They wanted to fuck with you, although they wanted to do it in a way that isn't blatantly illegal. Stealing your shit and directly assaulting you can get them expelled. Jamming your door with pennies won't although it would fuck with you. They could deface your hypothetical car (if you could drive) with graffiti and you would be happy that they gave it a new paint job. No one had to set up any system to keep this conspiracy away from you because everyone thought you were weird and you had no white knights that were coming to your aid and telling you you were being fucked with, and anyone that may have had the slightest bit of sympathy for you was probably weirded out by the guy that frantically grasped at pennies that clogged up his door instead of getting pissed off like any normal person."


Here is @NobleGreyHorse 's original post you cherry picked the bit about "dead cats" (thanks to @Jon Titor , page 231):

"I'm just stuck on the part about how no matter what someone intends when they leave something on your doorstep, if you like it, it's a gift. So your stalker tapes a drawing to your door of themselves brutally murdering you, and you think, "How cool, I shall add this to my collection of fine guro artwork..." or they leave you a dead cat and it happens to be dissection week in your biology class, or... I mean, it's a defense mechanism, but it's a faulty one. I happen to like poetry, but if someone slid a perfectly-rhymed, exquisitely-metered Petrarchan sonnet under my door detailing their plans to use my head as a soccer ball, I hope I would have the plain old common sense to report that shit."

You are so completely dishonest, Jon. You went out of the way to misrepresent those members. You're not just a liar, you're a poor liar. We can see right through what you're trying to pull."
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet pretty much only watches family-friendly movies and cartoons and he isn't into vidya AFAIK. So how does he get ideas for all of those extremely violent scenarios, like heads on pikes, dragging beheaded corpses from automobiles, and the bone knife BS?
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He does read, so he probably got it from some trashy true crime novel.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet pretty much only watches family-friendly movies and cartoons and he isn't into vidya AFAIK. So how does he get ideas for all of those extremely violent scenarios, like heads on pikes, dragging beheaded corpses from automobiles, and the bone knife BS?
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Dragging bodies of both the living and the dead behind automobiles is an old Klan terror tactic, so Thumbskull probably picked that up from his illustrated copy of How To Become a Grand Dragon. The bone knife he doubtless read about in some horror novel, but, as he has demonstrated, was too stupid to realize that there's a huge difference between a bone knife and a boning knife. One of the main reasons for his constant errors in diction is his refusal to look up words whose meanings he doesn't know. Because he's a soi-disant genius, he just guesses at the meaning -- usually incorrectly -- based on context. When called on his blunders, Moonface justifies them by citing not a dictionary, which would prove him wrong, but the online posts of his fellow tards who have made the same stupid mistakes.
 
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As if he couldn't sink any lower, he admitted that he does not know how to use a washing machine because it has too many knobs.
 
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