Hey, it looks like this thread updated while I was out and-
Looks like
@Adamska has his work cut out for him.
Transcribing this idiocy will be fun...
There is No Try Only Do said:
Because small-minded morons like you are always getting in the way, coming up behind me and picking apart everything I try to rebuild.
Jonny, you just sit on your ass and sob about them good ol' days and how you want to violently murder people for something they would have forgotten years ago. I say would have, but your retarded decision to stalk them and try and blackmail and fabricate things, as well as harass them for years, made you unforgettable as well as unemployable. You have done fuck all for the past decade plus and can't even bother to learn to drive or mow the lawn you useless lump of cancerous shit.
Cannot Grammar said:
What is you morons' endgame?
Firstly, it'd be are since it's plural you waste of college tuition. Secondly, the endgame is to laugh at you until you die of your own idiocy and stagnancy. Because nothing you do will ever work, since you can't even bother to do any work.
Insolent Fuck said:
Do you really think you're helping me with your insults and your lies and all your blah blah?
No, because you refuse to do anything with the life you're given, and have in fact wasted at best two thirds of it due to retardation and insanity.
lol said:
You're trying to destroy me.
You do a fine enough job Captain Kangaroo's rapist Uncle.
Incompetent Stalker said:
What do you care how I live my life?
Because you are a stalker and known criminal who has attempted murder before. On top of that, you are too incompetent to live a life without a tard wrangler, and will die when your mom dies without one.
Pity ME said:
hat do you gain from keeping me down?
Laughter, because you fuck up everything yourself you pedophilic terrorist.
Conspiritard said:
Ya know what I think, Doc? I think I'm nothing more than a piece of Doc Murky's old unfinished business.
The absolute self destruction of your life seems like a fine capstone to anyone who would happily fuck with you, meaning nothing else would be needed on their end but to let you continue to fuck up. The only thing missing is the part where you starve to death due to being too retarded to drive a car or walk to the store, the fitting end of a Shakespearean Tragicomedy.
Conspiracies are the Only Way For Me to Escape Responsibility said:
Ever since Rhea Borstein kicked off, he's been a busy, busy little gnome. When he learned of my plans for a comeback, he signed on to the Kiwi Fruits forum and became your unofficial propaganda minister.
You would still die never entering that college again, since you proved that you are a raging sociopath who is willing to stalk and murder people. The only reason you aren't on death row is your utter cowardice and incompetence at anything but 1980s cartoons and racism.
You also are our best propaganda minister due to your own retardation.
Delusional Retard said:
He thinks that through this he can finally close the book on me for good. He's trying to prove his more than just the old bat's shill by taking up the stack and making himself #1 on my enemies list.
Or he happens to know people who had to deal with your unpleasant ass in college. I think most anyone would hate you due to you being such a horrible little gremlin.
Wrong said:
I have his address, you know.
You have someone else's address that you now think is
@Dr. Merkwurdichliebe . This will go as well for you as it did when you failed to stalk your troll Ashlaaay.
Will be Arrested for Stalking Due to Being Retarded said:
I think I'll send him along an quick e-mail: "Congratulations, monkey-man, you've succeeded. Prepare for all-out war."
Because all the other letters you've done this with have worked in the past- oh wait. You are really goddamn stupid considering you've done this for years at this point and only had the police show up to make sure you stop.
Projection said:
You have to understand-- the town where I live is the quintessential definition of Two Decades Behind. The tech, the fashions, the political views and the social mores are still very much behind the times.
Nice attempt to incompetently project your failings on everyone else Jonny, especially when if this was the case you'd be in heaven. Why? Because all you do is bitch about how it isn't 1997, and you are accidentally stating that you already live it. Also nice proof that you are an autistic narcissist too.
Insistent he is Not Retarded said:
I've talked about this before; the supposedly smartest people in the room like Doc Brown can't seem to fathom it. Why?
Because you're wrong about this as you are with basically most things in life. You can't even install a cable box right or use a weed whacker, so I don't find you a good source of understanding how things work.
Jonny on Jonathan Mack Sweet said:
They won't open up their minds, look outside their little definition of normal, maybe actually see that maybe the world doesn't end at the tip of their pointed snooty nose.
Age Does Not Equal Respect said:
The little corner store with the old-fashioned candy case was a very real thing in my neighborhood.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Lying About Back in the Day said:
A 12 year-old kid could buy candy for a dime (or a couple cases of pop bottles) and a shitload of firecrackers for two bits.
Bro, you grew up in the fucking 1980s. You are lying through your fucking mouth hole because I know damn well for a fact that coke at that time was at best a quarter (when it was on sale and factoring recycling) for a single bottle of the stuff. I already showed that at best you could get an ounce of candy for a dime too.
You prove to me one of two options; you are falsifying your past to escape the mockery that is your life, or you were raised by TV so much and relied on it for reality that you took what was done in the 1950s at face value. Either or with you to be honest.
I am a Delusional Welfare Leech said:
That is how great it was. We lived it up.
You mean you didn't get treated like a full grown man and could get away with being a disrespectful shit.
Trying to Excuse His Incompetence said:
We didn't have fancy things like computers in our schools back in my day, and didn't need them.
When my 70+ year old gran knows how to operate machinery like this, you have no fucking excuse Jonny.
Weaseling out of Using Google and Guides said:
I don't know anyone who has PayPal, uses PayPal, or even knows what the hell it is. I have no one to show me how to use it, walk me through all the subtle little nuances, and I worry by the time I do learn how to use it, they'll come along with the next big thing and I'll be right back where I started, being mocked by the Kiwis for using outdated 20-year-old tech again. So why bother?
Everything in this post was shit. Let me count the ways:
1. Not having anyone there who uses PayPal to teach him. There's this thing called Google, where you can type in what you want to know. There is no excuse for this other than you are a lazy retard who hates thinking.
2. PayPal might get replaced. It's been around for decades, just like you dipshit.
3. Your current method doesn't work. It will never work. You will die with nothing. Blim blim blim.
Will Never Go to ASU Again said:
Maybe if I were at A-State living with some millenial brats a little more tech-savvy than my salt-of-the-earth-but-fah-gawd's-sake-barefoot 'n backwards neighbors, I might actually catch up with the rest of the world.
You intentionally refuse to learn. You have no right demanding to go to college as a result. Especially since they have banned you until you literally are a corpse in the ground.
And the fuck is a google? The fuck is that?
Windbag Whitewash Jones said:
but--oh, wait, here it comes. "Nuh nuh nuh! You is not has that! That not for yee-oo! You old man! You incon-VEEEEEEEE-nient!" There, your typical Kiwi response. I saved you the bother. You're welcome.
No, a more accurate response is to say that you lack the drive to learn, are a serial offender and attempted murderer, and fucked up any chances of ever going back. Nice to see you willingly lie about what we say, no?
Dumb Delusional Dishonest Redneck said:
Really, returning to college and taking a couple of computer classes would solve a lot of my problems-- physical, emotional, psychological, and financial.
Oh no, another list of things that are 100% Truth Failures. Let's explain how.
1. You would not do any of the work in those computer classes and gain nothing out of it. This is because you're lazy and a whiny baby who would hog the break room TV for children's shows.
2. You would continue to sit on your ass and will die due to poor health management. The location would change fuck all regarding that.
3. Emotionally, you'd still be an entitled, self-centered brat. You would never grow up.
4. Psychology wise, you'd remain the entitled criminally lazy and immoral autistic sociopath you are. You would just gain an extra layer of condescending and smug.
5. lol who the fuck would give your liability prone ass money to go to college? And what would stop you from giving it all to scam artists. Daunas indeed.
I Will Die for This Quixotic Quest said:
Which is why those dipshits try so hard to scare me away from that idea with their constant nattering blah-blah- -they don't want me to get ahead on my terms, only theirs- -which is really no sort of life at all to live.
Nahh, we actually don't care about that. We only care about pointing out that you're a psychological wreck who needs to be in a home and on medicine due to being a fucked mix of mental disorders laced with extreme incompetence.
Dying Alone said:
Shut up, moron. I'll be living it up in the nice, warm little corner of the world I've built up for myself, eating well, and laughing while you're being strung up by the heels and screaming while your putrid, lying throat is slashed open and pouring ichor like a hog's in a slaughtering pen... right next to your good pal Doc Murky. Fuck you.
You mean dying along and unloved by anyone in the family, a blight on the family name actually. And nice to see you're too retarded to not threaten people. I guess you liked the sumptuous prison meals, eh?
Myopic Magoo said:
So what's that have to do with the price of tea in China? I grew up in a different town than you, went to a different school than you, lived in a different world than you, and have different memories of the way things were. You lack perspective. You're a self-righteous fucking prick. Simple as that, end of ,story.
Says the dumbass who cannot understand how other people think or realize he's a mockery of a human being.
lol no said:
I have a plan to rebuild my life.
Plans have no value if you don't act towards them.
Delusional Thirst said:
The college living apartment may be a viable option; it might not. Maybe I'll decide the Jeffrey Epstein route isn't for me and .find some respectable, button-down, respectable and quite frankly, boring girl to settle down with, like you people seem to want for me.
No, it's called "getting your life together and stop being such a selfish fuck". Besides, no human being would want to fuck you.
Pedophile said:
Really, a big change from half-past 1997 where people like you were encouraging me to shun commitment and stability and go for some wild thing they picked up off a high-school campus and trained to say all the right things, wouldn't you say, H.M?
More PayPal Autism said:
Not everyone uses PayPal. Maybe where you live, sure, but I don't know those people. If someone wanted to set me up an account and manage it for me, fine, but I'm not sure it's for me. Let someone else handle the business end of it. I just want to write.
Holy shit, no wonder you're too retarded to handle money. You literally cannot be arsed to manage it at all. This is why nothing you do will work Jon E. Coyote.
Lying Sack of Shit said:
He's contacting people I went to school with and gathering-- or outright fabricating-- information, which he distributes to you clowns, who eat it up with a spoon.
This is why half of the horrible things we say about you come from you admitting it to us as a source.
Vocabulary Motherfucker Do you Dig it said:
What the hell do you call that? I call it harassment. You're a mod. He has to be breaking some kind of forum rule doing what he's doing.
It'd be called libel... and you cannot have libel due to your character already being so poor so sod it.
Ass-log said:
My work helps people. Chris's doesn't
Chris' is more readable and gives a more positive message. Yours is unreadable filth about grudges and racism. You are also more retarded than him in every way possible.
Welfare Leech said:
How dare I'm expected to work to earn money. Life ain't fair ~ Jonathan Mack Sweet
Derp said:
Bosses who hate you and end up skipping town, leaving you with a mountain of debt and unfilled orders
You mean who leaves your mom with debt, don't pretend you had a stake in it outside of your retarded quest of selling shit that a hardware and appliance store doesn't need like terrible books and racist comics in a region with a big afro-american population.
Herp said:
Or fight among themselves and tear apart the business.
The one that never started you mean, meaning you never had that job.
Fuck the Customer said:
customers who act like extras in a Kevin Smith film in Hell, spending day after day coming in either trying to sell you worthless or, worse, stolen, junk or go around touching things and eating candy straight off the shelves and who never the hell buy anything after all their trouble.
And you omit this was only one customer you ever dealt with, a 13 year old child who you probably hated because he was black.
The Herald Was Not A Job You Fat Fucking Retard said:
And if you screw up and get fired, the hell still doesn't end, because the coworkers who secretly resented you behind your back are now trying to kill or ruin you for your mistake almost taking them down too.
Oh god, you actually now are attributing the dumping of trash ton you with the newspaper?
I Wanna Die Penniless said:
I don't need that nightmare.
Then I guess I can take the tardbux away from the hypocritical welfare leech you are.
Lying to Himself said:
I was trained to be a journalist, but "progress" (actually, I have a long rant in my new book about what it really was) killed the industry.
The only thing you can ever write about is your eternal ass ache, meaning that you only ever need to read posts like this and not pay for this schmuck's books.
Nice Story Jon said:
You do troll, you do get together irl and make your little plans, and I have you people on record saying it.
Is this before or after you delusionally call some old man because you randomly picked numbers out of a phonebook based on our user number or something equally schizophrenic?
Jon the Octaroon Pot said:
Don't lie. You're always accusing me of lying, so quit trying to pull a fast one.
We're not the ones who keep lying Jonny. I noted several areas where you lied too, and can actually get elements that decisively prove that you are full of shit.
rofl said:
You're trying to destroy me. You're a warped, hate-filled sicko with a weird crying fetish... I got that on record too, so don't try to deny it.
Says the autistic narcissistic stalking terrorist attempted murderer pedophile who's into shitting and farting.
Pedophilic Rape Hermit said:
It is special enough. I'm the only one saying what I'm saying.
That's because you are probably the most maladjusted fucknut I've ever seen in my life, and look at some of the people I've laughed at. Fucking Len Shaner is better than you; at least that diabetic fucktard kept an actual job for more than a few weeks.
Delusional Sobbing Child said:
Not only am I showing what the world truly is, I am showing what it could be with the right people in power.
lol Trump would leave you in the streets dead because he would want to make it so leeches like you had to go out and get jobs. So would most GOP dudes, since you're too young to be considered retired, and did not fight for murika.
Bold Faced Lie said:
That's why you only write about and care about yourself.
Idiot said:
The old ways were the best in many ways... not perfect, perhaps, but still pretty good.
I for one like dial-up and spotty Tv signals. Oh wait, those sucked. As did smallpox and polio. And widespread acceptance of racism. And gas guzzling cars. And teaching standards. I could go on really.
Jon Cannot Make up His Mind said:
There wasn't this overwhelming meanness. People were still capable of grudging respect and quiet resentment, not full-blown slash-your-throat psychosis over one tiny mistake.
You glossed over all of the other ones that made you a fucking nightmare to deal with, like cursing people for taking pictures, chewing peanuts in peoples ears to get them to pay attention to you, and being a generally rude and sloppy motherfucker who bogarted the Tv. And you forgot how you stalked and harassed people for a full year before being mandated to see a brain doctor, which you refused to do.
Desperately Wants to Forget He Was Hated At College said:
No, they did their job considering that you were kept out or in your room until the janitor could open it. Also earning less than a dollar a week is a pretty fucking pathetic thing to pretend to be a gift bro. That was slightly less than the allowance I would get for doing chores like make my bed and put away dishes as a literal babu.
Being excited by one dollar proves you are both hilariously poor and hilariously retarde.
*Cricks neck and back*
Next time, please link to the damn thing or archive it along with the pix; transcribing Thumblebore here sucked cock since he abused commas and didn't even know what a semi-colon is.
