🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Bungleboy said:
Flatulence, racism, and decades-old pop culture references.

For an English Major, he sure has a sub-literate lowbrow sense of humor
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I think the last time he read a book was that one Stephen King novel that gave him probably half his lexicon. I know it gave him the term "Buck Rodgers" tech, all while talking exactly like a character from that book.
 
Holy shit Iconoclast posts a V-log :

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also a new dA journal : http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Apr-8-2016-601925205
 
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Someone download and archive!!

Sweets, you realize it's not Mother's Day until May, right?
But your mom really deserves a weekend away from you.

Edit: I'm not able to archive the video of ol' pubeface right now, but it should be saved. He speaks exactly how he writes. It's fantastic.

Archive of the journal: http://archive.is/4ODhF
 
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"Now some 'old friends' of mine have been pressing me for some time to do a blog."

Can't have been me. All I said, parenthetically, was:

He Sets Me On Fire said:
(or so I can hope. I'd honestly enjoy seeing a video, or just pictures, of Jon crying hot, absinthal tears of abject, spirit-broken despair. Man, that'd be satisfying:biggrin:)
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Sweet can't get anything right, can he?

Edit: Seeing it motion, I have to say, Jon's body looks weirder than ever.

E2: This is from his youtube description.

Published on Apr 9, 2016
A deleted scene from prod no. H901, is. #97, "Mr. and Mrs. Sweet".

Dom Brokejaw's first proper appearance in the series was the Apr 2008 cold open (http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.co...). Mr. Rotch appeared just two issues prior, in is. #34. Naturally even when my voice was in its prime I could never properly perform the character, which is based heavily on Mr. Humphries from ARE YOU BEING SERVED? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6c8...) Great old British comedy--hilarious; check it out. I highly recommend it.

At about 3:07 Rotch had an extra bit of dialogue after he mentioned "trolling for marlin". He was to add "maybe bag a bluegill or two". However, my voice choice to give out just then and cracked there, muffing the line badly and rendering it inaudible. I had to pause for a sip of water, and rather than stop and rerecord that bit, I simply pressed forward. So once I figured out how to edit my vid, you're spared thirty seconds of me coughing, drinking, swearing, and fumbling to find my place in the script. I struggled to keep my voice from seriously breaking a couple of times after that, but I think I held it together fairly well. To make matters worse, Bear started barking outside in the background and ruined the whole end of the scene, which necessitated a second take.

So on the whole, after two takes, an hour or so in post, and a couple of costume changes, I have officially recorded my first ever Belchvlog. Be kind to it, whaddaya say, huh?
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Okay, Jon, I'll be kind: It's unfunny and dumb. D-U-M-B dumb. And your Brokaw impression is horrible.
 
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That hoard pile on the couch behind him. Clean your fucking house, Jon.

Yeah his voice isn't as raspy and fucked-up as I'd imagined - he mostly just sounds dopey, and his rate of speech is off, like he hasn't mastered a normal, natural speaking cadence. Is he still insisting that he gets his tugboat because of his voice, or has he conceded that it's because of his 'tism?

I kind of laughed at the whole "mom's gone for the weekend so I can finally do my vlogging out in the living room!" vibe. How often do you suppose this tard gets left to his own devices without a responsible adult around to rescue him if he cooks his ramens too high and starts a fire or something?

Calls himself "Uncle Sweetchuck." He's finally embracing his "creepy pedo uncle nobody wants at their family reunions" reputation.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
"Now some 'old friends' of mine have been pressing me for some time to do a blog."
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I remember wondering why Sweet didn't vlog. I think someone said he didn't do it due to technical incompetence.

Is someone going to make a transcript?

Brokaw impression
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Gives us an insight into what Sweet's impromptu comedy routines back in the ASU cafeteria in half-past 1997 were like.
 
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I was not expecting that, not at all. Let's all pat ourselves on the back, gentlemen: this is a great stride forward in Sweetology.
 
Actually, his crack about mixing up the date for Mother's Day and how he'll be trimming the Christmas tree in October at the rate he's going was kinda funny. Is he slowly learning to laugh at himself?
 
I've been wanting Sweetums to do a video for years. He sounds like the old narrator for the Sonichu audiobooks if he was suddenly stricken with crippling autism. Regardless, we now know for sure that he doesn't get his tugboat because of his voice.

Remember, guys, all he needs is a wig, and he'll look exactly like the handsome guy that all of the 18-23 year-old LOL that doesn't matter to him boyfriend-free college girls will line up to bang.
 
Oh. My. Goodness. This is everything I expected from the hoarded home to the creepy pedophile look. Wearing a bootleg Affliction shirt is just the icing on the cake.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet really let his beard go.
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Shadow Fox said:
Calls himself "Uncle Sweetchuck." He's finally embracing his "creepy pedo uncle nobody wants at their family reunions" reputation.
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He's clearly hell-bent on transforming himself into some kind of online "character."

I wonder if Ma Sweet allows her 40-year-old special-needs child -- who likes to make online death threats and has a hankerin' for "barely legal" girls -- to wander around town and creep about in the woods wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with skulls. Seems like a really bad idea, especially in rural, God-fearin' Arkansas.

Interesting pronunciation of adios at the end. Guess he doesn't want anyone to mistake him for a Meskin.
 
Okay, look, I realize, I really do realize, that this may well not be Jon's doing. I understand that. It's just that, every time I look at one of Jon's art postings, I keep seeing the following recommendations in the "More from DeviantArt" area in the lower-right:

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