🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Probably Lulu.com or CreateSpace or some other printing service.

That was the best-looking cartoon I've ever seen from him. I have no idea why anyone would want a cartoon of a song parody, but it was way more competently done than the usual Belch offering (plus no dog anus).
 
Dear God, he is still talking about Ashlaaaay. I guess it's the 18th anniversary of her leaving him (and thank goodness he keeps track of it! That's not creepy at all!), so that's pretty funny. :story:

I discuss her some in the new book, including several new theories and revelations on whatever it is we had together. I think I'll send Ashleigh a copy when it comes out. Who knows, any insights she may have to share will appear in the sequel.
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What do I even say to this? This is so unbelievably weird and obsessive.
 
lol he still can't write about anything but the time he got dumped by a troll and kicked out of hickville community college.
 
"Ashleigh" was not real. She was never Jon's girlfriend. She was a woman playing a prank on Jon. Jon has never had a girlfriend. Nobody's attracted to Jon. Nobody has ever been attracted to Jon. He is repulsively ugly, warped, and mentally defective to comical proportions.

He was, and always will be, lovelorn, insulted, and desperate. He will die alone and unloved.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
I don't know who is actually going to receive the creepy stalker manifesto, but I do hope they add their own observations.
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I think Jon is just going to hoard it, or he'll send it to that address with that dude who doesn't have a daughter. The one he kept accusing of hiding said troll for decades until we partially broke him from his retarded delusion.
 
I love it when "No dog anus," the standard you'd apply to meat from a street vendor in a country whose language you didn't speak, suddenly becomes a sign of literary improvement.
 
I wasn't expecting the thread to pick up again. Sweet also spoke of the Occupy Rally in one of the 2 latest Belchblogs. Ashleigh is part of the wonderland of ASU in half-past 1997, so of course Sweet still obsesses over her.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
A Mr and Mrs Smith parody? Shit was mad dated when he made it in 2013 let alone now. And he is still going on about Ashleigh. God damn dude even if she were real this is just pathetic. Have fun losing money on a vanity publisher, dumbass.
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Plus, he drew himself with a clear-cut jawline and chin. HSMOF says Nope.
 
I'm beginning to think Belch may have some serious prosopagnosia, face-blindness, or whatever you call it with regard to dogs. Or Mama Sweet does too, because the concept of that poor doggie in the photo looking "exactly like" Beethoven from the movie... someone's idea of "exactly like" is a little shaky.
 
I have no sympathy for him losing his dog. Letting your dog roam free is irresponsible. My dog is kept in the backyard where she's safe, and if she's outside of there, she's on a leash that I'm firmly holding. She's 10, and I expect her to make it to 15.
 
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