🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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ToroidalBoat said:
Not only that, but as we've seen, he wants to return to the exact life he was booted out of (as he perceived it). Right down to living in the same dorm room (until the hall was demolished).
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Also, I'm pretty sure that even if the stars came right and Sweet was allowed back into ASU, they wouldn't let him live in the dorms. The traditional-aged college students would be VERY uncomfortable around a dude literally old enough to be their father. They might have campus apartments for older students, or he might be forced to live in an off-campus apartment, but it wouldn't be anything like it was back in the 90s. Of course, with his history of sociopathic behavior, such speculation is useless. It would be funny that he thinks he has any kind of case against ASU, but it's clearly untreated mental illness at play.

TowinKarz said:
This is about the only thing that gets me to feel some sympathy, to experience such a place and then be run out of it must've been really traumatic from an emotional standpoint. But, his behavior since then makes me feel less inclined to care.
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Ok, I'm gonna powerlevel here a bit. I went to college at the same time Sweet did. I had a similar reaction (though I'm from a middle-middle class background and I grew up in a city, so I'd seen computers before) upon reaching college. No one to make me do anything I didn't want to, girls, internet (this was in 1994, that was a big deal then). It was great. And, like Sweet, I was forced to leave this wondrous land before my time. Unlike Sweet, it wasn't because I was a low-functioning sociopath. That's when I found out I was bipolar. Long story. Anyway, I can kinda understand why he was upset to get booted, but he got to graduate. I left after a year and a half. And his departure was entirely his own doing. I had no choice. When I went back 10 years later, it was as a non-traditional student. I lived off-campus. I didn't get the traditional college experience. And that sucks, but that's life. Really, Sweet is a massive, total whiner. He wasted 20 years of his life on a fool's quest, when he could have built a life for himself, that while not exactly what he wanted, would have been better than the shitheap he's got now. I have pity, but also a great deal of contempt. His life is hell, but it's his own damn fault.
 
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I don't feel bad for this autistic joker. Everything bad that has happened to him was his own doing. He is an entitled assclown and when things don't go his way, he throws a fit and starts acting like a psychotic imbecile.

This guy has been harassing and stalking people because he's still butthurt about getting thrown out of college. He is threatening people just because he wants to be able to enjoy buffet food, watch cartoons on a big screen TV, and use the chinaphone. Of course, the chinaphone doesn't actually exist and Sweet invented it because he's an autist that takes everything way too literally so he'll be disappointed to find out no girls are calling the landline in his dorm room if he were to return to ASU.

This man has been acting like a complete scumbag over the most childish thing. Not only that, but this idiot also has the audacity to try and pass himself off as an intellectual when he's one of the stupidest people on this planet. Jonathan M. Sweet is an attention whore that only exists to be mocked. Honest to God, if I hear that Jonathan Sweet got his ass kicked by his brother, I would laugh. I'm surprise his family has the patience to deal with him, especially since he's a nasty freak too.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He really grew up deprived. I guess ASU must have seemed like some sort of futuristic wonderland to him. Despite us telling him, repeatedly, that he could have those things, and better, if he'd try to improve himself and get a real job, he's fixated on returning to ASU as the only solution to all his problems. His ineptitude with modern technology could easily be solved by Googling, but no, he needs access to that state-of-the-art computer lab, and only that will do. I can't believe it's just autism. Someone's got to be feeding him this bullshit. Even Chris can change his opinions when presented with new information.
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I've said this before, but the guy's an utter bottom-feeder, and I say that with neither pun, nor insult, intended. What gets me when he talks about receiving "goodies" (other than the childish use of the term) is that he's gushing about junk. There's nothing impressive about pennies, drink bottles, used porn mags, or a Pam Anderson poster. This is stuff that people through away - much like burnt out light bulbs. Y'know, the kind that Sweet played with as a kid?

This is obviously a person who hasn't gotten a lot in life, and strains to look at what he got as gifts. Otherwise, he'd have to accept that no one really cared about him, other than to make fun of him.
 
Adamska said:
Now we should explain to him that chicken doesn't always come out fried, and that meat consistency actually varies based on what cut you eat. The dumb bastard still thinks baked chicken is quail. He also still thinks that meat patties from Michelina's is steak. Also that any child can make taco salad, being actually easier to make than a fucking omelet.
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I had quail meat before and it never struck me as an expensive item however it's been a while. I could believe he had quail until someone says otherwise.

EDIT: Did a search to see where the quail comes in. He still doesn't understand that a pre-paid meal plan does not mean free lunch. Come on, man.
 
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I reiterate, I wonder if our recent prodding led to increased rants around the house about "da System" and suing to get back into ASU, and that led to someone FINALLY forcing Jon to sit down and listen as someone explained the reality of the situation to him. Like maybe his family held an intervention. The post about how people were having him do his ADC routine to mock him shows more self-awareness than he seems capable of. I wonder if outside forces intervened.

If an intervention was held, it was about 18 years too late, but maybe something will come of it. I hope his mother didn't try to confront him on her own, Sweet has shown he'll become physically violent when confronted about his behavior, I hope his brothers were on hand to restrain him.

This is all speculation, but he's done the exact same shit for years now, but suddenly he stops addressing us, blocks @DrChristianTroy and engages other people? Sweet fears change. What could have possibly prompted (for him) such a radical shift in behavior?
 
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I just find it improbable that a college buffet would serve it over chicken.
It could happen. I didn't eat my university's buffet every day for every meal, so it's certainly possible.
 
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Having lived on campus at four state universities in two different states (long story involving changing majors multiple times and also getting a second bachelor's degree), I can safely say that his claims of being fed fucking quail are almost certainly bullshit and he did, in fact, misidentify some form of chicken or turkey as quail. Ditto the steak, though I suppose it's possible his university had a "steak day" once or twice a semester. It's much more likely it was roast beef or Salisbury steak.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Also, I'm pretty sure that even if the stars came right and Sweet was allowed back into ASU, they wouldn't let him live in the dorms. The traditional-aged college students would be VERY uncomfortable around a dude literally old enough to be their father.
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It depends on the university. For example, I know that one campus of ASU (the one in Arizona -- yes there are multiple campuses of Arizona ASU, which would probably blow Sweet's mind), there's regular dorms that work like studio apartments for single upperclassmen of all ages, small houses for married students, and then there's the "Freshman Year Experience" that's probably more like the dorm life Sweet remembered. I don't know if the Arkansas ASU does stuff differently nowadays.
 
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So yeah, Jonny's food was very likely roast beef and baked chicken that he conflated due to being poorer than the average Albanian. I say this since I suspect his average meal to be canned chili, canned veg, and probably KFC with coupons due to being so stuck in poverty. The medium level food (It was probably not bad) probably did come off like it was 5 star fare. It was probably the first time Jonny saw veg that wasn't floppy, and meat with genuine texture and muscle definition. Which he could have kept getting if he used that degree he earned rather than rot away in a shack gibbering about things that happened decades ago.

And to think this is all his fault. Getting booted, refusing to get psychotherapy, living in a shithole, getting arrested. He made all those decisions himself.
 
The thing that offends me most about Sweets is how his 70+ year old mother goes to work everyday so she can keep off the streets while here forty year son sits on his ass farting and watching cartoons. How the hell does he sleep at night? (I'm assuming not very well due to toxic mold)
 
Adamska said:
I suspect his average meal to be canned chili, canned veg[...]
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Going off on the "eating" and "drinking" stuff in the Belchblogs, and like I've said before, it looks like Sweet's diet is mainly stereotypical college student fare -- undoubtedly one way he's trying to stay in the late 90s.
 
As far as we can tell, Sweet's never held a paying job right? At this point, he's pretty much unemployable. He's missed out not only on building an employment history, but acquiring the life skills that come with working. I mean, we're talking about a man so clueless, he didn't understand that he was the employee in his mom's bf's shop, and thought he was in charge. Can you imagine Sweet at McDonald's or any entry-level job? He'd be fired within hours of starting for insubordination.

He can't take any form of criticism, and seems incapable of learning anything on his own. Unless someone tells him something directly, he doesn't know it.
No one's going to take the time to explain everything to Sweet, any job will expect you to pick up things on your own. Also, his disgusting personal habits will scuttle his chances if nothing else. It's probably for the best he'd never get hired, because if he did, and then got fired shortly thereafter, he'd probably start a new campaign of harassment against them, just as he did the Herald.
 
Sweets crying over his old dorm being demolished makes me laugh. So congrats Sweets, you've contributed one useful thing to the world.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Can you imagine what would happen if a black person went to a McDonald's and tried to order something with Sweet working the register?

Or if a "barely legal" girl tried to order?
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Imagine if his boss was black. And significantly younger than him. And a woman.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Can you imagine what would happen if a black person went to a McDonald's and tried to order something with Sweet working the register?

Or if a "barely legal" girl tried to order?
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He would leave to take a shit for the black guy without telling anyone (leaving the register unmanned) and utterly perve on a teenager until she leaves squicked out. He'd last shorter than Chris unless he had a buddy in management.

Fun fact: McJobberland starts you on grill. Imagine him trying to piece together that puzzle. One they designed so that genuine special needs folk can easily understand and use it.

ToroidalBoat said:
When did that happen though? What did Sweet say about it?

It was pretty traumatic to him though, as evidenced by that newspaper clipping that appears in that time travel comic.
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He willingly spent like 100 dollars to get some rubble from that dorm, and to also pay for a brick to be laid in a new one if I remember right. Yes, he spent a Benjamin of his tiny amount of tardbux to do that.
 
Adamska said:
[commemorative brick]
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So that's where the commemorative brick thing comes from.

There's 2 that Sweet bought: one in his room, and one in some walkway at ASU, IIRC. If the demolishing happened when Sweet was still active on AJM, he probably posted about it there. Maybe @AJMLurker remembers?

I'm guessing it happened before the check fiasco, which was probably the final straw that made Mama Sweet take the helm of Sweet's tugboat.
 
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