🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Le Bateleur said:
Sweet's ideal woman is vulnerable, ideally intoxicated, and with no self-esteem - but also beautiful and young and "upper-class".
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Also, Sweet's ideal woman is apparently with the mind of a 12-year old. Like I said earlier, it could be because that's Sweet's mental age, or because he wants to date someone who isn't smart enough to figure that Sweet has issues. Or both.
 
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Adamska said:
You know the funniest thing about Sweet is to me? The fact that in spite of other massive tards coming here and overshadowing him at points for me (Shanetrain anyone?) he found ways to dig even deeper and make me remember his glorious failure of a life. From fully admitting he had a tard handler, to revealing that he's more reactionary than most Tea Partiers in hating everyone but WASPs, putting him on the same pedestal as those cross burners. It's like he tries to be a pathetic joke of a human being.
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We'll put.

I'm coming to appreciate the 'tism Sweet brings to the table, and I admire his endurance and tenacity. For the past 18 years or so at least he's been devoted to failing as hard and as frequently as a man can. He shows no signs of giving up or slowing down.

He will never learn, he will never waiver; it will always be half past 97 at ASU. it's kind of beautiful, really.
 
I wonder how different Sweet would be nowadays had he never gone to college? There'd be no inspiration for his stories, probably no Belch Dimension (at least as we know it), nor his current obsession with progressives (the TV ratings sketch fiasco wouldn't have happened). And of course, he'd probably have no fixations on buffet dining and chinaphone dating.

Had Sweet never gone to college, he would probably still be spending his time watching cartoons and "sperging" and "chimping out" online. I think it'd still be probable that he'd be a "lolcow" online even if he hadn't gone to ASU. Just more boring. Living with Mama Sweet in a relatively small town in the rural South would've been the only life he would've ever known.
 
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I think we have a live one boys. There's a member with zero posts going back and rating all of my posts that are mocking Sweets "off topic" and "autistic."

Hi John! How does it feel being 40?
 
I don't think either of Sweet's brothers went to college, and one has a good and meaningful job, was married at one point, has a daughter, seems to have friends; the other brother has had drug issues and some of the ups and downs that come with that, but seems from his social media to have supportive friends and has a lovely daughter.

Sweet has a bachelor's degree and a collection of pee jars.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
I don't think either of Sweet's brothers went to college, and one has a good and meaningful job, was married at one point, has a daughter, seems to have friends; the other brother has had drug issues and some of the ups and downs that come with that, but seems from his social media to have supportive friends and has a lovely daughter.

Sweet has a bachelor's degree and a collection of pee jars.
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Wow. And evidently, he had someone helping him through college, according to him. Even with someone helping him, he got nowhere. Geesh.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Let's pretend that he somehow is allowed back in. I know I'm stretching suspension of disbelief too far, but bear with me. How does he think he would afford it? He has no job, savings or academic pursuits, who does he think will fund his folly? No one is going to give him a loan, not even really shady places because he doesn't have collateral. Even if he received an autism scholarship for crazy old autistics that would never cover full tuition, books, housing and (scrumptious buffet) food.
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He could get a government student loan. And he would have no qualms about taking it since he already takes welfare.
 
AJMLurker said:
If Sweet returned to college, he would be even more messed up by the experience because everyone would laugh his happy ass out of the school.
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That might be the only way he would learn.

Oh, who am I kidding? He would probably just become twice as embittered, conspiratorial, and fantastical as he is now.

MarineTrainedTard said:
He could possibly live in a dorm without making college-age students uncomfortable. I know that some colleges have dorm buildings (or more likely particular floors of dorm buildings) reserved for students who are older.
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Then he would just make those older students uncomfortable. Sweet's age would actually be the least disturbing thing about him.
 
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Le Bateleur said:
Then he tried to claim he makes money picking up cans. Current scrap prices for aluminium cans are about $0.35-$0.40 per lb, with roughly 30 cans needed to make up 1lb of metal. The Arkansas minimum wage is $7.50 per hour. Therefore, Sweet Bro would need to pick up 563 cans per hour in order to make minimum wage - and having no access to a car. I reckon even the superpowered Jonichu might struggle with that...
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Sounds like Sweets is a crazy bum picking up cans for some spare coinage.

Most of those types use that to buy some cheap alcohol, but Sweets doesn't like to drink. I wonder what he buys with such pittance?
 
Holdek said:
Sounds like Sweets is a crazy bum picking up cans for some spare coinage.

Most of those types use that to buy some cheap alcohol, but Sweets doesn't like to drink. I wonder what he buys with such pittance?
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Junk food and dollar store art supplies, probably.
 
Le Bateleur said:
"Barely-legal Betty" is Sweetspeak for "underage girl". The problem here is readily apparent. It is not "barely legal" to have sex with underage girls, it is "far from legal", "the opposite of legal", "illegal". "Barely legal" is a term used by the pornography industry to describe a subgenre of pornography featuring girls who look very young but are of legal age. The fact that Sweet repeatedly uses a pornography industry term to to describe underage girls is elucidating.
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Porn chicks usually stay "Barely legal" until they're around 23 to 25 years old, then they become "Milfs". If they're about 5'2" or so, they can stay "Barely legal" until they are pushing 30.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
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Jon, sweetie? Not a single one of the posts you grabbed indicate anger at all. Not in the least. They're merely calm, level-headed criticism about your insanely unworkable and perverted ideas. Again, the only one angry here is you. You fail again.

Or, here, let me put it in language you can understand:

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FYI- Just in case your enfeebled brain has trouble processing things, let me make it clear: I'm not angry, I'm laughing at you.


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See, that's because you're dumb.



No it doesn't.



Understatement of the entire thread. Jon, understand: The rest of the world is not as hopelessly inept as you. I graduated from a major college after attending for three years, 1994-1997. It was nothing like what you went through. You are a sad, singular phenomenon.

You obviously should never have been allowed to attend university. It didn't do anyone any good at all. The only happy ending to this story is "And Jon was locked up, alone and forgotten, in a damp, unlit, inescapable basement cell, his only company being the rats, and his own, faint, wheezing sobs."



Of course not. You can't even run an up-to-date computer. But no, your dream Perv Palace would, in fact, be a brothel.



Men who never had the money, brains, or time for school don't deserve to enjoy college-level amenities. They should either work 'til they die, or starve. Take Jon Sweet, for example.



You heard it right here, folks. Ol' Knuckleneck would form himself a club that would never have him as a member.
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If there was one moment I was legitimately mad at him, it was when he tried to justify someone's sexual assault. Thumbskull doesn't get this.
 
John Titor said:
If there was one moment I was legitimately mad at him, it was when he tried to justify someone's sexual assault. Thumbskull doesn't get this.
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Hey, I remember that. What were the specifics again?

It's funny how Jon has said some genuinely revolting and sickening things, but thinks we get mad at him for wanting to pursue his stupid wishdreams. Dude abandoned his mother, looks at women like children, and cheers on black people getting shot, but thinks we get angry at him for wanting to go back to ASU.

It's also really interesting how butthurt he gets that we get angry at him. Poor baby.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Hey, I remember that. What were the specifics again?

It's funny how Jon has said some genuinely revolting and sickening things, but thinks we get mad at him for wanting to pursue his stupid wishdreams. Dude abandoned his mother, looks at women like children, and cheers on black people getting shot, but thinks we get angry at him for wanting to go back to ASU.

It's also really interesting how butthurt he gets that we get angry at him. Poor baby.
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I had to look for it but it starts on this page: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/iconoclast.860/page-114#post-572581
 
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