🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Meowthkip said:
Holy fuck, Sweetums, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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I didn't actually read all of it until now. I just thought it was a memorial page, I didn't realize Sweets had posted it and inserted his own vitriol into it.

Sweets, this is why you're required to get a psych evaluation before ever being allowed back on campus.
 
Wow, Sweet is really vindictive. I've brought it up before, but I don't think he's really following this:
Matthew 5:44 said:
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you
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ToroidalBoat said:
Wow, Sweet is really vindictive. I've brought it up before, but I don't think he's really following this:
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Has he claimed to be religious? If not, homeboy could learn a thing or two from Jesus.

Gonzo Lubitch said:
Long time lurker, and I apologize if this was posted and I missed it earlier, but it appears the tide is beginning to turn in Mr. Sweet's battle against the nefarious conspiracy at ASU:

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Wow. What an utter fucking twat.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
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He couldn't work the copy machine. No one told him how!
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Now would seem to be a good time to put this issue to rest.

What was the deal with the photocopier at The Herald?

Everyone needs to sit down and take a couple of deep breaths, because the answer is laughable even by the rules of Sweetworld.

Ready?

There was no photocopier in the office of The Herald.

That's right. The monstrously complicated Satanic machine that played such a huge role in Mr. Sweet's inability to accomplish anything in life did not exist.

According to two people who worked at The Herald in 1996-97, while Mr. Sweet was there, the staff -- using advanced alien hardware stolen from Area 51 and known as "computers" -- managed to produce a paper two times a week without the use of a 1950s-era photo-mechanical device. The journalism department had a photocopier, but it was kept behind locked doors in the department offices. Access required the permission and presence of a faculty member with a key.

The only explanation for Mr. Sweet's belief that there was a photocopier in the office is the far-from-implausible proposition that he was unable to tell the difference between a photocopier and the printers hooked up to the extraterrestrial "computer" system.

There was no photocopier in the office of The Herald. Period.
 
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Gonzo Lubitch said:
Long time lurker, and I apologize if this was posted and I missed it earlier, but it appears the tide is beginning to turn in Mr. Sweet's battle against the nefarious conspiracy at ASU:

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I cannot fucking believe this. Like, if ever there was any doubt that this thread belongs here and that he deserves what he gets, I mean, haha, this is it! We've crossed the rubicon here, people.

Sympathies to that lady's family.
 
"All I can say is, after all these years, my prayers have been answered. I' m finally free."

Oh, well, heck, I'm sure they'll just let him come on to campus with their arms wide open. They probably have a dorm room filled with prosti-hotlines ready and rarin' to go!
 
On the front page of the Website Of Sweet, there's a pic of his self insert with that one girl from Kim Possible. Also, since the page is designed for an 800 x 600 display, it looks like a ribbon in the center of a more modern display.

DrChristianTroy said:
Has he claimed to be religious?
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Sweet mentioned going to church in a post where he was complaining about the DTV transition:
A post by Sweet on page 6 said:
The DTV pal remote itself uses twice as many power as any other remote in my house, and batteries aren't exactly cheap. And the clock frequently loses time by several minutes a day, so after a week or ten days it's at least an hour behind. I am always running late for church or appointments because of it.
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Elsewhere, Sweet mentioned that he believes in creationism, not evolution:
A post by Sweet on page 13 said:
I'm a creationist. Evolution seems to be mostly a series of random mutations, caused by breaks in the genetic code caused by innumerable X-factors.
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Chan the Wizard said:
I didn't actually read all of it until now. I just thought it was a memorial page, I didn't realize Sweets had posted it and inserted his own vitriol into it.

Sweets, this is why you're required to get a psych evaluation before ever being allowed back on campus.
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And this is also why he will fail that psych eval.

He's basically a giant turd covered with mangy pubic hair and sagging, mottled skin.
 
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Iconoclast said:
“She was a friend to all who knew her....


(Might I break in here for just a moment to insert a hearty "Ha!")


...and she will be dearly missed.”


(Might I break in here again to add "Not by me, she won't.")
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Don't we have a vomiting emote?
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
"All I can say is, after all these years, my prayers have been answered. I' m finally free."

Oh, well, heck, I'm sure they'll just let him come on to campus with their arms wide open. They probably have a dorm room filled with prosti-hotlines ready and rarin' to go!
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I've grabbed a screenshot of Mr. Sweet's comments and will be sending it as an attachment to those senior members of the faculty and administration at Arkansas State University whose titles indicate that they might have an interest in his sentiments or might play some role in allowing him to return to campus.

To the president of the university I will be sending a separate email that includes links to Mr. Sweet's numerous posts all over the Internet boasting about having created child pornographry that included an image of one of the president's predecessors.

If I'm lucky, Arkansas State University will look with disfavor on an alumnus who brags about committing and intending to commit multiple state and federal felonies in a scheme that involved inserting an image of one of the school's former presidents into a sexual situation with a child. Universities have been known to revoke someone's degree for far less.

If I were you, Mr. Sweet, instead of gloating about Ms. Thrasher's death, I'd get busy pulling down 17 years's worth of boasting about the heinous felonies you've committed, the blatant libels you have posted and the death threats you've made. If you move fast -- I'd pay to watch that! -- maybe you can avoid a visit from the police, who might want to poke around in your squalid hovel and maybe take a peek at just what you've been looking at on the Internet.

The clock is ticking.
 
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Gonzo Lubitch said:
Long time lurker, and I apologize if this was posted and I missed it earlier, but it appears the tide is beginning to turn in Mr. Sweet's battle against the nefarious conspiracy at ASU:

death in the herald family
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What a pathetic, empty person Sweet must be.

And is there any doubt that CWC is a better person than him?
 
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Gonzo Lubitch said:
Long time lurker, and I apologize if this was posted and I missed it earlier, but it appears the tide is beginning to turn in Mr. Sweet's battle against the nefarious conspiracy at ASU:

death in the herald family
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I kind of want him to make a further fool of himself by sending in some out-of-the-cold card crowing his triumph to the funeral.

On the other hand, I can't imagine that would be fun for the woman's family.

Goddamn, usually I have at least a little bit of sympathy for the cows, but what is there to say about someone who's held such an absurdly petty grudge for so long?
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I've grabbed a screenshot of Mr. Sweet's comments and will be sending it as an attachment to those senior members of the faculty and administration at Arkansas State University whose titles indicate that they might have an interest in his sentiments or might play some role in allowing him to return to campus.

To the president of the university I will be sending a separate email that includes links to Mr. Sweet's numerous posts all over the Internet boasting about having created child pornographry that included an image of one of the president's predecessors.

If I'm lucky, Arkansas State University will look with disfavor on an alumnus who brags about committing and intending to commit multiple state and federal felonies in a scheme that involved inserting an image of one of the school's former presidents into a sexual situation with a child. Universities have been known to revoke someone's degree for far less.

If I were you, Mr. Sweet, instead of gloating about Ms. Thrasher's death, I'd get busy pulling down 17 years's worth of boasting about the heinous felonies you've committed, the blatant libels you have posted and the death threats you've made. If you move fast -- I'd pay to watch that! -- maybe you can avoid a visit from the police.
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I love a feel-good story, don't you guys? :) As much as I don't really like being petty and vindictive, watching Sweetness gloat over someone's death like that is just hideous and appalling. I'm not 100% sold on him deserving to lose his degree or have any sort of punitive action taken, but I am 110% on board with him losing any chance at returning to ASU's campus for any reason at all...I think that he might try to use this poor woman's untimely death as an excuse to do just that.

Finally free...man oh man. :( Time to drop some more wisdom, both for Thumbelina and for anyone who reads this and doesn't yet know it as intimately as one's own skin: if you live life clutching old grudges and petty grievances to your breast, then you shall never truly be free. I can't help but pity him, my friends. He's so pathetic and wimpy, how can I not?
 
John Titor said:
Communal porn watching reminded me of the Family Guy pilot where Peter and his friends got together and watched porn. My theory? Jon got the idea from a college movie where the characters did the same thing since his worldview is limited to the entertainment he indulges in. I don't know if such a movie exists.
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Revenge of the Nerds.
 
TheIceCreamMan said:
I'm not 100% sold on him deserving to lose his degree or have any sort of punitive action taken, but I am 110% on board with him losing any chance at returning to ASU's campus for any reason at all...I think that he might try to use this poor woman's untimely death as an excuse to do just that.
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Oh, I'll just provide them with some interesting quotes and a few Web links to examine.

I'm much too polite to presume to suggest what response might be appropriate. I won't even inquire as to whether state law requires them to report to the police any knowledge they might have of someone boasting about creating child pornography.

What Mr. Sweet should really worry about is whether Ms. Thrasher -- a lady born and reared in Dixie -- has any old-school male relatives. I grew up around people who would track Mr. Sweet down and beat him to death with a trace chain for making those comments on the death of one of their female relatives. I'm sure Mr. Sweet grew up around those same people, but he is too oblivious to realize that his repugnant gloating might result in dire consequences for himself.
 
"Finally free," my splendiferous bum. Aren't there like 328472 other people connected to ASU that Sweetums hates? His former "mentor"? The editor of the paper at the time? Unless he poisoned, I mean learned of the deaths of, all those other people at once, I'm sure he'll be right back to ranting, grumbling, and blaming in no time.
 
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