I put the wrong soap in my dishwasher, what do I do? - Masturbate?

[JethroTullamore]

It said dishwashing soap on the front, but than it said not for dishwashers on the back.

Help.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

That’s how you make mustard gas

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Honest answer: scoop out as much as you can. A little bit is no big deal, but dish soap foams way more then dishwasher soap.

 

[Just A Butt]

no no, don't scoop it out, turn it on and have a party

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Suck it out with a straw.

 

[Some JERK]

Look on the bright side... Your kitchen floor is about to be very clean as well!

 

[Vingle]

Honest answer: scoop out as much as you can. A little bit is no big deal, but dish soap foams way more then dishwasher soap.

no no, don't scoop it out, turn it on and have a party

Right answer is to pour in more bubbly liquid.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Right answer is to pour in more bubbly liquid.

no no, don't scoop it out, turn it on and have a party

OP would need friends to have a foam party.

 

[Vingle]

OP would need friends to have a foam party.

The delusions are enough, don't sweat the details.

 

[oldTireWater]

Leave your house.
Tell a family member you forgot to run the dish washer, and ask them to start it for you.
Forever accuse them of fucking up your floor.
Profit!

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Get a bunch of towels because it's going to bubble out of the front

 

[Shig O'nella]

You're fucked. Better torch the place at once.

 

[Billy Beer]

Don't do bitch work. Get wife to do it. Lesson learned OP.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Rip our your dishwasher and buy a new one. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Internet Explorer]

Assert your dominance by fucking it.