I need some advice

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BeetleBug242

Please don't eat me
kiwifarms.net
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I'm new to the form. I watch the video archives of null on YouTube and that's been about my only "in" with the community. I started playing ss13 because of him too. Can someone give me the run down, how tos, socials, and what not? It would help a lot :)
 
Lurk more, dont post threads like this.
I suggest avoiding happenings, deep thoughts and articles and news like the plague. Read some lolcow threads and have a good time.
 
Seriously, it works.


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Ignore the advice that everyone else just gave you.
 
Read the CWCKI. Chris-Chan is the OG Lowcow and a good jumping off point for the people discussed on this website. If you think he's hilarious then start actively posting in other Lowcow threads. If you are offended by him or how the community laughs at him, you should probably fuck off to other pastures because you will not fit in here
 
Take the warnings seriously, especially about PERSEC ( don't use a name or account you use elsewhere online, NEVER give out details that could be used by an evil genius to identify you IRL, however harmless you think they might be, etc) There are wildly proficient doxxers here. If you've already done these stupid things, ditch your account and start over.Read up about the cows who killed themselves and don't be anything like them.
 
Send an extremely detailed description of your feet along with pics of them to Null and the mods. Type it like it's a Deviantart description section.
 
I know about Chris
Read the CWCKI. Chris-Chan is the OG Lowcow and a good jumping off point for the people discussed on this website. If you think he's hilarious then start actively posting in other Lowcow threads. If you are offended by him or how the community laughs at him, you should probably fuck off to other pastures because you will not fit in here
 
Take the warnings seriously, especially about PERSEC ( don't use a name you use elsewhere online, NEVER give out details that could be used by an evil genius to identify you IRL, however harmless you think they might be, etc) There are wildly proficient doxxers here. Read up about the cows who killed themselves and don't be anything like them.
You're gay and should kill yourself.
DON'T kill yourself. This guy is a bad person.
Also, I've found that the best way to become a respected and beloved farmer is to stay away from from politics, and offering up political opinions, especially extremist fringe ones, or ones that advocate violence. It's really live and let live here, and following this maxim fastidiously is the reason people respect me and seek my advice here.
 
Take the warnings seriously, especially about PERSEC ( don't use a name you use elsewhere online, NEVER give out details that could be used by an evil genius to identify you IRL, however harmless you think they might be, etc) There are wildly proficient doxxers here. Read up about the cows who killed themselves and don't be anything like them.

DON'T kill yourself. This guy is a bad person.
Also, I've found that the best way to become a respected and beloved farmer is to stay away from from politics, and offering up political opinions, especially extremist fringe ones, or ones that advocate violence. It's really live and let live here, and following this maxim fastidiously is the reason people respect me and seek my advice here.
Dont listen to this guy. He's gay and following his advice is going to turn you gay and autistic.
 
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