I have 2 more dog problems - Mo doggy, mo problems

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

- I set out an electric blanket for the one of the dogs to sleep on, and the other dog is sleeping on it instead. There is enough room for both dogs but they don't want to cuddle because electric blanket jealousy.

- I bought a new soft frisbee for my dog. It is the same as the old, broken one, but she only wants to play with the old one.

 

[MrTroll]

Electric blankets and soft frisbees for your dogs? Wow, check out the millionaire over here.

 

[RACISM]

The solution is two electric blankets.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I demand cute photos of doggos on electric blankets and playing with frisbees!

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

that's not really a question OP but I have no reason to think you're lying so I'll say yes

 

[Blouie]

Get a bigger blanket

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Update: The dogs have settled their differences and now share the heated blanket.

 

[DankSmoker]

If your dogs cuddle that's gay, regardless of their respective genders.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Germans have developed electric floors that render jews to ash in an instant. I'm sure they have a solution to keep dogs warm, but I fear it might be final.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What kind of dogs are they?