I hate Satan

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Crysocyan

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He's attacking me incessantly. He's very angry that my life is getting better and that I'm resisting his temptations; he tries to speak to me at night.
 
Have you tried some Bible verses? Here are a few that may help.

"Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you." - James 4:7

'Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil." - Ephesians 6:11

"Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings." - 1 Peter 5:9
 
Yeah, well tell 'im he still owes me a drink and to stop whinging about that stupid damn fiddle contest.
 
Have you tried some Bible verses? Here are a few that may help.

"Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you." - James 4:7

'Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil." - Ephesians 6:11

"Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings." - 1 Peter 5:9
I've just read through Proverbs, and I'm reading through the Psalms right now. Those verses are great, thank you.
 
That sucks.

He's been pretty good to me, but I don't blame you for having a bad opinion of him.
 
Fuck you troll.

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