I had a dream about Protestants

[Esau]

They are responsible for literally everything wrong with society, and I saw that
they were interpreting Scripture without the magisterium!

The state of the one Protestant church is proof that Germanics
are an inferior race. Their religion is a mockery, and it makes me angry!

No, I am not willing to stop hating them. Because they aren't Christian
unless they fully submit to Christ's Church. They like to joke around
and say that the Bible is enough, but I truly say that Tradition is
more important than Scripture.

Because scripture can be twisted. Here's an example:

For this cause God delivered them up to shameful affections. For their women have changed the natural use into that use which is against nature. And, in like manner, the men also, leaving the natural use of the women, have burned in their lusts one towards another, men with men working that which is filthy, and receiving in themselves the recompense which was due to their error.

"St. Paul is clearly talking about homosexual rape, it is not a blanket condemnation of sodomy. Is it natural that someone should abuse their fellow man?"

This is actually how protestants actually interpret Romans 1. Therefore it is clear that we need the Church to decide doctrine, we can't do it ourselves. I could say that
this is a terrible interpretation of Romans 1, but it's simply my word against his!

 

[Historical Figure]

I'm not a Christian but Catholicism is objectively evil and the pope is the literal antichrist. Coming to this conclusion only requires a cursory glance at the Bible.

 

[Named User]

Are you Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

 

[Esau]

Are you Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

I am Anglican

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Are you Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

Sounds like some crazy Lefebvrite.

I am Anglican

Lol, it's even worse than I thought.
First, Anglican Church is considered protestant.
Second, Imagine having an incestuous retarded royalty as the head of your church.

 

[Esau]

First, Anglican Church is considered protestant.

We didn't leave, Rome left us.

Second, Imagine having an incestuous retarded royalty as the head of your church.

That's just a figurehead position. The See of Canterbury is the head of the Church.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I sometimes dream about prostitutes. It's okay it just means we're growing up.

 

[Named User]

I am Anglican

English Empiricism and Ockham is why we're here

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

We didn't leave, Rome left us.

Nah, your fat king wanted to keep divorcing his wives because he blamed them for his weak sperm not producing a male descendant. Rome said he can't do it so he threw a tantrum and left.

 

[Esau]

Nah, your fat king wanted to keep divorcing his wives because he blamed them for his weak sperm not producing a male descendant. Rome said he can't do it so he threw a tantrum and left.

Henry was a Catholic. Elizabeth restored our Church, not him

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Henry was a Catholic. Elizabeth restored our Church, not him

I wasn't talking about restoring the Church, I meant breaking from the Rome to get a divorce for Henry: passing laws that allowed Archbishop of Canterbury to give him the divorce that the pope refused to give.

 

[The Magnificence]

Sounds like some crazy Lefebvrite.


Lol, it's even worse than I thought.
First, Anglican Church is considered protestant.
Second, Imagine having an incestuous retarded royalty as the head of your church.

Praise be to God, a Kiwi who gets it.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I am Anglican

My nigga, you are Protestant.

Second, Imagine having an incestuous retarded royalty as the head of your church.

That's the part that I don't like about Anglicanism, but at least they aren't going as full retard as the Episcopalians.
I know they are really, really similar, but I've gone to both in my life and the Episcopal churches are fully pozzed.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Unfortunately, the Anglican Church hasn't exactly been exemplary in championing true biblical understanding. I'd say that's a problem with many denominations, though I'm sure some weather the storm of change better than others. Though it seems Anglicanism isn't one of them.

 

[Secret Messenger]

Do protestants even exist?

 

[ShaBooBoo Markle]

After noticing this thread yesterday I also then had a dream about proderstans.
But they were all blue and splelt wrong.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

OP, I hate to break it to you, but, based on what you said, it appears that you are a protestant, a retard, and worst of all (may God forgive me for typing this word) an Anglo.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Imagine falling for the Demiurge's tricks.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

“You are the salt of the earth; but if the salt loses its flavor, how shall it be seasoned? It is then good for nothing but to be thrown out and trampled underfoot by men."

Anglicans.