I give up!

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After that abortion train wreck thread about that Alison person this thread is so refreshing. Something about some dude I've never seen before bitching about the Kiwi Farms being Kiwi Farms with a little pixel robot avatar with a "GOODBYE!" title underneath is making me laugh and smile so hard. Thanks OP!
 
i'm leaving the kiwi farms because you all won't buy my beepers and send me an xbox one. thanks for nothing!
 
You should've thought twice about registering an account, kid. Now look what happened. Besides, even if they did ban you or close your account, your posts remain. Just leave. Leave and don't come back, because the kiwis are actually vultures in disguise, feasting on the corpses of autistic spergs like yourself. Take a nice, long exile from the net and come back when you're more mature, because at this point, you're far from help, and it's only going to get worse.

So long.

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ArmedBlueReploid said:
BAN ME RIGHT NOW! DO THAT! PLEASE!
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Wildchild said:
Leaving Kiwi Farms is harder than it sounds, I've been trying to leave for months but haven't gotten banned yet. I hope someday I will be able to be banned and leave this place.
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@ArmedBlueReploid
@Wildchild

I have an idea that could potentially help both of you:
Autism cage fight. ArmedBlueReploid vs. Wildchild. Best two out of three. Winner gets their account deleted.

EDIT: As it turns out that Wildchild is not autistic, I suggest that MOTHER3EARTHBOUND2FAN be unbanned to fill in.
 
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Ok, so I looked into this, and I figured out how to leave Kiwi Farms.

In order to leave, be banned, have all your posts removed, and remove email notifications, you have to send links to every single social media/deviantart/etc account you have ever owned to either @Null or a mod on this forum.

Then you just wait. Easy as that!
 
You know what I really love about this? Not only is this the best thread @ArmedBlueReploid ever made but it even got featured first try; honestly he should be proud of himself because he finally learned how to make a thread.
 
Skysora said:
We've got another halalcow in the making! We must dig up as much dirt as possible!
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He already had one. He didn't learn.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/armedbluereploid-how-not-to-interact-with-kiwifarms.16887/
 
ArmedBlueReploid said:
Posting ANYTHING here doesn't seem to get me respect!
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ArmedBlueReploid said:
•Anyone who likes Megaman/Pokémon/anime to any degree is worthy of ridicule
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You walked into that one, it's not that you like a certain cartoon character, because most adults experience nostalgia for juvenile stimuli, it's the fact that you actually admit to it.
The reason why the autist brain is so funny to neurotypicals is because a brain without context just makes us laugh
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I see I missed out on the fun. Shame. Dude was pussy.

Another Fellow said:
@ArmedBlueReploid
@Wildchild

I have an idea that could potentially help both of you:
Autism cage fight. ArmedBlueReploid vs. Wildchild. Best two out of three. Winner gets their account deleted.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9QGQtJL7hSk
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No, winner faces off against @UglyOldJafar, and the winner from that match gets both of them get their accounts deleted.

Also Reploid, Sienfeld made Bee Movie. Your point was invalidated when you brought him up in the first place.
 
ArmedBlueReploid said:
Then you're just as delusional as the people you make fun of. Goodbye forever. I hate to leave, but you guys are too stupid to live. Tell me how to get rid of my account so I can delete it. I'm not an adult, I'm a 14 year old kid who just likes science, and science suggests that there is no god. I don't live on Triton, I just said so for anonymity reasons. I actually live in Santa Monica. It's not okay to make fun of people because of their race, and it's not okay to make fun of someone because of their mental condition. I hate all of you (with a few exceptions). I'm not threatening to KILL you, I'm just saying that I have no reason to go on. (Yes, this is happening.) @Donald And The Immigrants , you're just trying to make me feel bad, which shows me how much of a loser you are if you have no purpose in life other than to tell me how pathetic I am. Autism is not a contagious disease, the internet is not reality, and I am going to leave here. GOODBYE AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
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Get outta here, kid. Before we catch your autism!
 
I do have to hand it to him though. He's managed to conceal any potential connections he might have to previous/parallel social media accounts.

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That's all that comes up when searching for his name. The only other accounts that come up are:

http://ask-the-iron-queen.tumblr.co...therine-this-will-be-over-quickly-see-if-your

http://falliblecrowd74.tumblr.com/p...ght-you-guys-time-to-settle?is_related_post=1

and this one: http://www.hateporn.net/site/tumblr.com/search/CristianoValencia which just links back to the first one.

This is rather at odds with his behavior on the forums, which leads me to a few conclusions:

1) He's a troll who's acting this way on purpose (which is sad. Also unlikely in my opinion)

2) This is his first online social media account (again, I find this unlikely too)

3) He has some truly epic dirt on past/other accounts.

I'm gunning for option 3. Unfortunately, I briefly looked into those other tumblr accounts, and didn't find anything too interesting. It seems the trail has gone cold for now.
 
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