I farted in yoga class. - Should I deny it?

[Quantum Diabetes]

It was one of those heated ones, too. I had a nice jafraizy beforehand. I'm probably getting the death penalty.

 

[Happy Fish]

Yes, but only after you do it even louder so everyone knows it came from you.

 

[Miller]

Wait, that was you?!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Wait, that was you?!

Remember your left eye swelled shut?

 

[Santiagothrumachifacku]

Did it smell?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Did it smell?

Smell is a light description, it was more that it made eyes water and the instructor was found lightly sobbing afterwards. I do love my curries.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

If you deny it, the automatic assumption is that you supplied it. Your best move is to create an elaborate diversion involving the two sockpuppets that you carry around bunched in the (overly) fleshy groin region of your groin. Let Raunch and Pooty do all of the talking.

 

[polonium]

Just say nothing. Most people are so conflict-averse they won't accuse you of it openly, and if you deny it they'll all assume it was you anyway. Either way the outcome is the same.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What kind of queer goes to a yoga class?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What kind of queer goes to a yoga class?

The kind that does shit to please his basic bitch girlfriend. I have endured far too many Julia Robert's movies just for pussy

 

[Sithis]

Just blame the brap on the thiccest braphog you spot within the vicinity